Recently, the Washington Examiner’s Paul Bedard wrote about another unforeseen consequence of the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010“, also known as “ObamaCare” (or, for you lawyers and lawmakers, “H.R. 3590 (111th)“).

It’s not the twenty (20) new or increased taxes on individuals and businesses, the 3.8% Medicare Surtax on income from dividends, capital gains, interest, and rents, or the 26-or-so reasons why the IRS needs more agents.

Nope: It’s Dominos Pizza concern that ObamaCare’s new Menu Labeling rules would require them to post 34,000,000 nutritional information signs in each of their stores: One for each combination of pizza they offer. At “almost $5,000″ per store, it would cost Dominos at least $36,720,000 to outfit all 7,344 of their US locations.

Five grand per store sure sounds like a lot of cash, and reading through 34,000,000 pizza combinations is sure to get boring. So, how about making it both inexpensive and entertaining?

Play “ObamaNo’s Pizza” – the latest Obama Slot Machine!

Yes siree, if you enjoyed the first two installments of the “Obama Slot Machine” -  “Stash-O-Cash” and “Bo’Money!“ – you’re sure to enjoy “ObamaNo’s Pizza“: It’s got more reels, tasty food symbols, and almost as many possible combinations as Dominos has pizzas!

Check it out now – and, if you play, better hope you get a winning combination before you figuratively starve to death courtesy of ObamaCare and the FDA.

Oh, and if you’re a bigwig honcho from Dominos Pizza, feel free to use this concept. (By the way, my favorite pizza is a large thin crust, with sausage, mushrooms, extra cheese and a side of breadsticks and marinara dipping sauce… whatever that combination is on your chart!)

Thanks for reading!