Coming Soon: “Unionville” for Cube 2

It’s a game so wrong on so many levels that it demands to be played!

There’s Union thugs, greedy politicians, tortured taxpayers, burning flags, caustic sewage, and exploding vending machines (in addition to everything that’s wrong with the game’s construction).

Welcome to “Unionville”.*

The Stage is Almost Set!

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Simply put, it’s just you and your (still-legal) six-shot revolver with 80 single-load rounds of ammunition against hundreds of Union goons and greedy Democrat politicians who can outrun and outshoot you (as well as outspend your hard earned money).

So, if you like first person shooters and are a fan of the open-source game “Cube(or it’s variations, such as Red Eclipse, Sandbox, etc.) then it’s almost time to stand up, pray to God, salute the flag, grab a taco, rescue your town, and help save the good ‘ol U. S. of A..

Target release date: April 15th, 2013 (Tax day). Stay tuned!

*any resemblance to any town in the USA actually named “Unionville” (such as in CT, IL, IN, MD, MI, MO, NV, NJ, NY, NC, OH, or PA) is purely and unintentionally coincidental ;-)

Thanks for reading!

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