Joke of the Day

Awhile ago a new supermarket opened in an affluent neighborhood near my house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and enjoy the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the dairy cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of freshly-mowed hay.

The aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions permeates the meat department.

As you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

Of course, I don’t buy my toilet paper there ;-)

Thanks for reading!

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