Three Good Arguments

Three good arguments that Jesus…

…was Black:
1. He called everyone “brother“.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn’t get a fair trial.

…was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin – and his Mother was sure He was God!

…was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

…was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

…was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked a lot about the Great Spirit.

…was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

…was a Woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do!

Thanks for reading!

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