Created by Democratic Socialist Citizen Comrades in Wuhan City, Hubei Province, China, based on banned-in-the-USA research funded in part by the US National Institutes of Health under former (P)resident Obama’s (B)administration, with a Forward by a powerful but modest leader rumored to resemble the lovable character “Winnie the Pooh“, and rumored to have existed since late November 2019, this book is an informative, emotional, tell-all blockbuster destined to hit the top of Bestseller lists as soon as it’s published!
Title: “China’s Little Red Virus”
Why? Just read just some of the many pre-publication reviews!
“When a US Congressional panel reported to the Obama Administration in 2015 that a bio-attack could happen ‘within the next five years‘ I though they were sick. Who would have thought just four year later they’d be right and we’d all be the ones to get sick?”
- Mr. Keeler Vyris, Mooseantler MN
“It’s both amazing and well-contained! Every single person in the world should get it, even if it means getting it from your friends, relatives, or even total strangers!”
- World Health Organization
“Once I picked it up I just couldn’t get it out of my system! It left me breathless!”
- NYC Nursing Home Patient #111,407 (deceased)
“This is even better than ‘World War Z”…it’s ‘World War Xi”! Shame it doesn’t have more illustrations, I’m fascinated by Chinese art!”
- Suzy Pantone McBeth, Soho NYC, NY
“I just stopped reading it and can’t wait to see the movie…as long as it’s in a theater where everything is sanitized, the seats are at least six feet apart, and the audience is wearing pressurized full-containment biohazard suits…or, just stream it to my TV, but keep everyone else away!”
- Pahr A. Noya, Bunkerville TX
Look for it at your bookstore…assuming bookstores even survive when the economy fully re-opens, people still read books, and this fictional book ever gets published
(Note: Source of original “Little Red Book” cover used to create a derivative work: Estate of Mr. Paul Knoll, https://www.paulnoll.com/China/Mao/Red-Book-mine-1.html )
Thanks for Reading! (and, please don’t censor me, Baidu, it’s just satire!)