Did You Vote? Then You’re a “Citizen”!

Question 1: Did you vote on November 3rd, 2020?
Question 2: Are you an illegal alien undocumented alien “undocumented immigrant”?

Congratulations, you’re now an American “Citizen“!

Well, at least according to former (P)resident Obama, Healer of the Nation, Receder of the Oceans, Holder of the all-powerful “Phone and Pen“, Recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize for Potential Accomplishments, and Creator of Shovel-Ready Jobs, and all done with “not even a smidgen of corruption“.

It’s all right here in this 2016 video interview:

Former (P)resident Barack Obama: “…when you vote, you are a citizen yourself. And there is not a situation where the voting rolls somehow are transferred over, and people start investigating, et cetera.”

In fact, look closely at the video above to see that you don’t even need to vote to be a “citizen” of the United States: According to the interviewer during her leading question to the former “Apologizer in Chief“, you only need to “contribute” to the United States to be a “citizen”:

Gina Rodriguez: “Many of the…undocumented citizens, and I call them ‘citizens’ ‘cuz [sic] they contribute to this country…”

So, once again, “Congratulations!” all you new-minted American “Citizens”! And, to former (P)resident Barack Hussein Obama, who apparently eliminated a substantial portion of bureaucracy by uttering just one sentence…without even using his all-powerful “Phone and Pen”!

Thanks for Reading! (and, <facepalm>)

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