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Hungry? Have Kamala Toss you a Word Salad!


To skip my introduction and just spin the Kamala Harris “Word Salad Spinner”
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If there’s one thing that’s impressive about Vice President Kamala Devi Harris is her apparently natural, uncontrolled ability to take a bunch of words and effortlessly mix them into an almost incomprehensible linguistic knot.

Well, maybe not mixing words into a knot as much as tossing them into a “word salad”, where she repeats a phrase in different ways in an effort to dramatically emphasize her point and convey a sense of intelligence, confidence, and authority.

And, unlike President Trump’s speeches – called rambling, incoherent, unhinged, bizzare, and baffling by Liberals & Progressives – Kamala’s wordiness has been called passionate and dramatic.

Now don’t consider yourself linguistically-challenged in the face of Kamala Harris’ verbal mastery: Instead, let the inspirations that inspire Kamala to inspire the inspirations of you and others, which can be inspirational in this moment of time, inspire you by having Kamala toss you one of her inspirational Word Salads!


It’s the Kamala Harris “Word Salad Spinner”!


Kamala Harris, America’s current Vice President and presidential hopeful, sure knows how to toss an impressive Word Salad

Click the image of “Kamala Devi Harris” to randomly select one of
35 documented and verified word salads she’s served to date.




FYI: These authentic, verified word salads by Kamala Harris were collected by The MUSEman from the interwebs between July 22 and August 29, 2024. I’m sure the mistress of linguistics will provide many more examples of her salad-tossing mastery, so stop back again to see her toss another salad!


Kamala’s Word Salads were Gathered
from the Following Sources

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Ask Your Doctor if “Independence” is Right for You.


Remember, ask your doctor, and…

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Vintage Propaganda for Today’s Truths (No. 21)


If you want go directly to the Propaganda Posters Click here


Propaganda can be very effective when trying to instruct and motivate a population to achieve your goals. Propaganda as art typically caricatures an opponent in a simple, evil manner, exaggerating their features and focusing on a potential danger they pose if not defeated, while written or spoken propaganda casts everything the opponent does in a negative, threatening light. Those working to stop the opponent are portrayed as patriotic, hard-working and heroic, motivated to sacrifice and work until the opponent is defeated.

Propaganda has always been with us and continues today, whether subtly included in Advertising and Marketing, revealed as electronic Censorship by Government and Social Media, or incorporated into memes, text messages, and “News” by the Liberal Press and anyone trying to advance an agenda.
And I thought: What if World War II and Cold War Propaganda posters were reimagined for today’s topics? What would they look like?


Presenting the Twenty-first in a Series of
Vintage 2024 Election Season Propaganda Posters


V-I-C-T-O-R-Y-!
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Kamala Characteristics Spell VICTORY!
( click here to see the original WWII poster)

Last week the Democrat National Committee held their 2024 Convention in Chicago, IL, where the presumed Democrat nominee for president, Kamala Harris, was elevated and anointed voted in as the Democrat Party’s official nominee for president in 2024.
You may recall Joe Biden secured the Democrat Party’s nomination after winning Georgia’s Primary on March 12, 2024: Their 108 delegates raised his delegate count to 3,666. Biden easily won every Democrat primary, receiving a total of 14,465,519 votes (or 87.09% of all votes cast nationwide) and earning 3,904 out of 3,922 total convention delegates.

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Well I’ll be, here are Pre-DNC Memeories to See!

DNC = "Democrat Nondemocratic Coronation"If you’ve seen my last bunch of Memeories you already know I like it’s formal pageantry which honors the past, embodies the present, and looks optimistically towards the future.

Tomorrow the Democrats start their quadrennial Convention, taking place in Chicago, Illinois. Whether this week’s pageantry will be their Coronation of Kamala Harris as Democrat Nominee for president, or Chicago’s possible destruction at the hands of potentially thousands of activist protesters (as happened in 1968) has yet to be seen, but you can see my latest crop of Memeories right now.
You know the drill: Click on a Memeory to see a larger version in the same window….and, enjoy!


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

Click any meme below to see a larger version in THE SAME window.


Hawk Tuah Girl tosses a spitball?

How someone can instantly achieve fame by telling an interviewer expectoration is required to drive an intimate partner crazy is beyond me. Maybe because I think it’s disgusting no matter where it’s done, but that’s just me. Or, perhaps jealously: Despite being a devoted Red Sox fan for years I’ve never been asked to toss out the first pitch.


Google? More like "Glitchy"

Remember Obama’s presidency, when the word “Unexpectedly” was used to describe the reason for bad news about his policies? Well, looks like Google’s given us a new word to explain their bad behavior. Google’s Autocomplete misses Trump’s assassination attempt? That’s simply a “glitch”. Google’s Gemini AI software hanging the race of White people? Oops, just a “glitch”. Democrats changing the headlines of actual news stories? Yep, that’s a “glitch” too. About 92% of all online searches are done through Google, so how many other “glitches” are out there? Just like a Tootsie Roll Pop, “The world may never know.”


Basement vs. Harrisment

What’s worse? A man who campaigned from his basement to become president, whose mental acuity was questioned from Day One, and whose job was probably being done for him behind the scenes, or a woman who’s campaigning on looks and gender alone, who speaks in linguistic linguini, has a laugh able to shatter glass, and spouts Socialism with almost every breath? Personally, I think it’s the woman, and what she’s doing to Americans is “Harrisment” ;-)

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Vintage Propaganda for Today’s Truths (No. 20)


If you want go directly to the Propaganda Posters Click here


Propaganda can be very effective when trying to instruct and motivate a population to achieve your goals. Propaganda as art typically caricatures an opponent in a simple, evil manner, exaggerating their features and focusing on a potential danger they pose if not defeated, while written or spoken propaganda casts everything the opponent does in a negative, threatening light. Those working to stop the opponent are portrayed as patriotic, hard-working and heroic, motivated to sacrifice and work until the opponent is defeated.

Propaganda has always been with us and continues today, whether subtly included in Advertising and Marketing, revealed as electronic Censorship by Government and Social Media, or incorporated into memes, text messages, and “News” by the Liberal Press and anyone trying to advance an agenda.

And I thought: What if World War II and Cold War Propaganda posters were reimagined for today’s topics? What would they look like?


Presenting the Twentieth in a Series of
Vintage 2024 Election Season Propaganda Posters


KAMALA FLIP-FLOPPED!
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Kamala FLIP-FLOPPED!
(click here to see the original 1942 poster)

There’s been lots of internet activity about the presumed Democrat nominee for president, Kamala Harris, is trying to reach undecided voters by changing her mind on her past positions or promises.

A total ban on fracking? I meant I DON’T support a total ban, so I can win the state of Pennsylvania!

Ending private health insurance by requiring “Medicare for All“? C’mon man, I was just thinking out loud, that’s all!

Indian heritage? Nope, I’m black, so all blacks should vote for me!

Mandatory buyback of guns? Did I say that? I just want more gun control, that’s all!

Decriminalize illegal border crossing? Who said I said that, I just want to control the border!

Some call this “pandering for votes“, but it’s more fun to call it “flip-flopping“. Fun, of course, unless Kamala Harris is selected president and actually does ban fracking, order gun buybacks, doesn’t punish illegal aliens, and other Progressive policies advanced by Democrats: Then Americans could be drowning in higher energy prices, increased violence, and more Government intrusion.


WWII Poster: Someone Talked!

Background: My poster was modified from a WWII government poster drawn by Frederick “Fritz” Siebel, printed by the US Government Printing Office, and released by the US Office of War Information in 1942. The poster shows a sailor in the water after abandoning ship presumably struck and sunk by an enemy submarine’s torpedo. Click the poster to enlarge it, or click here.

Note my version of the original poster is claimed as a Derivative Work, please see my Legal Notice regarding Copyright and Use.


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Like Tile Games? Play with Kamala’s Flip-Flops!

Oops! Where did I put Kamala's Flip-Flops?!?

If you remember playing Tile Matching games as a kid, playing Mah Jong, or watching the classic TV show “Concentration” you’ll love playing the Kamala Harris “Tile Flip-Flop” game! It’s the classic game of “Concentration” redesigned to honor the “flippy-floppyness” of Kamala Devi Harris!

And just like the original it’s so easy to play: Flip a tile over, then select another tile you think will match it. If they don’t match they’ll flop back over. Keep flipping and flopping until you’ve matched all 12 pairs.

And while your flipping-and-flopping you’ll learn a little more about an expert at the Flip-Flop, Kamala Harris, as each pair describes one of her flip-flops or promises during her campaign for president.

Enjoy, and…

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my Cellphone Version

(Larger Cards, longer grid)
Click the image below for
my Laptop / Tablet Version

(Smaller Cards, square grid)
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