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Do you suffer from FriggatriskaidekaMEMEaphobia?

Friday the 13th? Oh NO!In case you hadn’t notices, today’s Friday the 13th, the last of two so-called “unlucky” days to take place in 2024.

Some claim the number 13 is unlucky because the 13th Apostle of Jesus – Judas – turned his teacher over to the Romans for eventual crucifiction, while Friday the 13th is especially unlucky as Cain allegedly killed his brother Able on that day.

Regardless, for those who suffer from triskaidekaphobia (fear of 13), friggatriskaidekaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th), or are simply superstitious (fear of crossing a black cat’s path, walking under ladders, and a slew of other actions considered unlucky), this is your day to grab a four-leaf clover, rabbit’s foot (which is unlucky for the rabbit), or other good luck talismans and keep them close for the day.

Which makes today the perfect day to deliver 13 hand-crafted Memeories: If you’re lucky you’ll laugh, and if not, perhaps you may be suffering from FriggatriskaidekaMEMEaphobia (the fear of memes on Friday the 13th).

Good luck!

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Quote of the Day: Harvard’s Reading Problem

Read a book? Nah!“[Harvard students] lament any assignments requiring they conquer more than 25 pages as tedious or overwhelming (if they aren’t passing the work off to ChatGPT). It’s far too rare that we’re assigned a full book to read and rarer still that we actually finish them.”
- Claire V. Miller ’28, English Major, “It’s Time for Harvard Students To Pick Up a Book“, The Harvard Crimson, Dec. 5, 2024

Twenty-five pages?

Did you know? The Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill of Rights – collectively known as America’s Founding Documents – together are only 18 pages long.

That’s right: When printed in the US Government’s standard format and including ratifications, footnotes and references, America’s Founding Documents are three (3), five (5), and ten (10) pages long, respectively, for a total of 18 pages.

I’m glad America’s Charter Documents are below the 25-page threshold for being “too tedious or overwhelming” for Harvard students to read them. I only hope that it’s required reading in America’s most prestigious university.

Thanks for Reading! (and to Claire Miller, good luck in your studies!)

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Can’t Cope with Trump’s Win? Try This!

Introducing COPIUM – Convenient Relief from Post-Election Grief!

Can't Cope? Try Copium!


Disclaimers:
• This product doesn’t exist, don’t even bother asking your doctor or pharmacist about it.
• Any statements on the label have not been evaluated by the FDA.
• This is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Take a close look at the label and enjoy how clever and humorous it is. And don’t call the phone number unless you really want to actually talk to the White House – that’s their Main Number. You can thank me later ;-)

Added Bonus! If you have an empty prescription bottle handy why not print out the label, attach it to the bottle, fill the bottle with candy (like SweeTarts® or Smarties®), and give it a grieving Liberal? Consoling a Loser is what a gracious Winner would do.

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Welcome the Weekend with a Post-Election Memeory Selection!

Attention: Trump LANDSLIDE!During the 2024 Election Cycle the Democrat presidential campaign spent twice as much money as Donald J. Trump ($880 Million vs $354 Million), they enlisted (and allegedly paid) famous celebrities to endorse his opponent, the Liberal Media’s coverage of Trump was overwhelming negative, his enemies labeled him a Dictatorial, Fascist, Warmongering Convicted Felon, and his detractors claimed he’d destroy Democracy, threaten religious liberties, collapse the economy, end abortion, put immigrants in camps, and start World War III if elected.
Trump’s detractors and their complicit media created a mountain of fear, uncertainty, doubt, and hateful anti-Trump rhetoric so high that in hindsight intelligent, informed, and economically devastated voters could only cause one result: A landslide, and for Donald J. Trump and Conservatives.
As always, Click on a Memeory to enjoy perhaps a larger version in the same window.


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

Click any meme below to see a larger version in THE SAME window.


If only this Photo were true...

I’d like to say without proselytizing (and with apologies to Penn Jillette) if there were ever a practical, Earthly example of the Bible’s teachings in 1 Thessalonians 5 Trump’s campaign rally in Butler, PA might have been it. Most Trump supporters, and perhaps most intelligent, sane, and rational people worldwide, remember it as a horrific, almost tragic event.
In hindsight, those working to Make America Great Again for a second time probably want to remember that day more idealistically.


Trump Waste? Doubleplusgood!

It might surprise you to learn that “Fact-Checkers” aren’t new: In George Orwell’s 1948 science fiction book “1984″ the country of Oceania has an entire Ministry of Truth devoted to it, where tens of thousands of employees work to make sure the Government always speaks the truth.
How? By constantly changing the facts of the past to match the present. And to make this easier the Government keeps reducing the vocabulary to only the most essential words.
So, the instruction shown in the Memeory roughly translates into “Oldspeak” as:

“The Ministry of Truth orders every instance of Joe Robinette Biden’s incorrect statement that Donald Trump’s supporters are ‘Garbage’ be changed so that the word ‘supporters’ becomes ‘supporter’s', and to do this immediately.”

Remember: You’ve been told the Truth. To think anything else is Thoughtcrime.


Don't Shoot Your Mouth Off!

For those not familiar with Boston’s history, on March 5, 1770, an alleged profanity-laced conversation between a colonist and British soldier guarding money on King Street escalated until a group of troops fired their rifles at an unarmed, growing crowd, killing five. Known as the Boston Massacre (or, “The Incident on King Street”, for you Brits), it started the American Revolution and probably contributed to the first 5 Amendments of the US Constitution’s Bill of Rights. A marker at the intersection of State Street and Congress Street in front of Faneuil Hall marks the spot of the massacre.
And for those not familiar with Boston’s sporting events, it’s pretty much the same when some Boston fans and New York fans get together (obviously, without the firearms and deaths).

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Congratulations to America’s Constitutional Republic!


Trump 2024: A Clean Sweep, let's MAGA!


Thanks to the United States Constitution, legal American citizens get to elect a President & Vice President every four years, and every two years elect all Representatives and 1/3rd of the Senators in the Congress. And they do it of their own free will, uncoerced, in private, and anonymously.

It’s the best system of government devised by Man. Since 1788.

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Help End the Suffering of Celebrities!

A Public Service Announcement, Brought to you by The MUSEman

Let's all Scream!She/her in red dress is very anxious!Every day rich, successful, Liberal celebrities all over the United States are suffering.

Why? Because Donald J. Trump has been re-elected President of the United States in a landslide victory given to him by Deplorable people.

People who are Fascists, Seditionists, Insurrectionists, Racists, Sexists, Phobics, Bible-clutchers, and Gun-owners.

People brainwashed into defending America’s obsolete Founding Principles & Virtues.

People who are Garbage.

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