The Head Donkey’s ‘Exceptional’ Legal Defense Process


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Vintage Democrat Convention Delegate Button, Chicago, ILDid you know the donkey became the Democrat Party’s mascot as a result of the 1828 presidential election? During the election opponents of Democrat and Civil War veteran Andrew Jackson called him a “Jackass” but Jackson proudly stated that like a donkey he was persistent, loyal, and able to carry a heavy load. (Democrats made the donkey their official mascot during the 1870′s.)

However, donkeys can also be single-minded, selfish, stubborn, and smart, as well as constant complainers and (in my opinion) unattractive: Just like some Democrats.

Of course, Joe “Two Scoops” Biden might exhibit some donkey-like qualities: Single-minded? Check! Selfish? Check! Stubborn? Check! Complains? Check! Smart? Not a chance! Unattractive? I’d say “Check!”, but I’m 110% Heterosexual, so I’ll let you decide.

Justice with only one eye blindfolded.Joe Biden, unlike beasts of burden, is subject to America’s Judicial System, and after watching how Joe Biden went from telling the press “You should be looking at Trump!” back in 2020 to telling House Republicans “Lots of luck!” in their attempts to impeach him in 2023 I believe I’ve figured out Joe’s exceptional process to defend himself against an ever-increasing mountain of suspicious evidence suggesting his involvement in bribery, pay-to-play, influence peddling, and extortion schemes.

Biden’s process is “Exceptional” in that every step includes an exception – a “but”, if you will (which reminds me of “butt“, a synonym of which is “ass”, short for “Jackass“, also called a “Donkey“, and the symbol of the Democrat Party…but, I digress ;-) )


The Joe Biden ‘Exceptional’ Legal Defense Process

  The accusations are baseless
    …because no evidence exists.

  Some evidence exists
    …but it’s fake.

  Some evidence might be real
    …but it’s circumstantial.

  Some evidence might be directly related
    …but it’s insignificant.

  Some evidence might be significant
    …but not worth a formal investigation.

  Some evidence might be worth a formal investigation
    …but an investigation would be useless.

  An investigation might be useful
    …but it wouldn’t require calling a Grand Jury.

  A Grand Jury might be required
    …but it wouldn’t result in legal prosecution.

  Legal prosecution might result
    …but it would require wasting a huge amount of money, time, and resources.

  Huge amounts of money, time, and resources might be available
    …but they wouldn’t result in obtaining a guilty verdict.

  A guilty verdict might be obtained
    …but such a verdict would destroy America.

  America might survive a guilty verdict
    …but it would destroy me and my family.

  Me and my family might be just fine,
    …but I was found guilty of
          an insignificant charge
          by a flawed justice system
          in the court of public opinion
          using fake evidence
          because of a personal vendetta against me.

  Me and my family will be just fine
    …but I was framed!

  We need to Click here to see the answer.

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It’s Memeory Time for the Labor Daze!


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Man, it's time to relax in the hammock!Today we celebrate “Labor Day“, a national holiday proposed by union activists in 1892 and signed into law by Democrat President Grover Cleveland in 1894. Through the years our celebration has evolved from parades of proud union workers to a day of leisure involving backyards, beaches, barbeques, and booze. And I’ll leisurely participate, rest assured.

Naturally, before I said “Yes” to BBQ excess I did manage to labor just long enough to create a buffet of Memeories for you to savor. Bon appetite!

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Two Failures: Hillary Clinton and Hurricane Hilary.

Labor Day marks the unofficial end of Summer, so almost everyone wants to celebrate it outside in warm, sunny comfort. Perhaps the best way to guarantee good weather might be to name all potential tropical storms and hurricanes “Hillary“.


Climate Terrorists block traffic at Nevada's 2023 Burning Man event.

The popular phrase “pics or it didn’t happen” sure does apply on Labor Day: Otherwise, no one will believe your bragging about the size of the traffic jam, how much booze you drank, the fantastic crush you bonged, those hot chicks making out, that luscious babe you picked up, or how Uncle LEO harshed your mellow. FYI: The photo shows what happens when Nevada police decided they’d had enough of Climate Change Eco-terrorists blocking the only road to Burning Man 2023 and creating a 10-mile traffic jam. Watch the video to hear the terrorists ask if one of them got it all on video.

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It’s Memeory Taco Tuesday Trademark Time!


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It's Taco Tuesday, go grab some hot and spicy tacos!One of my guilty pleasures is visiting Taco Bell on Tuesdays, perhaps for tacos or chicken burritos. And, today, in celebration of the phrase “Taco Tuesday” no longer being trademarked, everyone got a free taco!

That extra taco sure came in handy, as I worked up an appetite creating some deliciously spicy Memeories for you to savor. Enjoy!
Note: The “Taco Tuesday” image courtesy of vector_corp on Freepik.com. Thanks!

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