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		<title>Know your News? Pick the Proper Headline!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2023 11:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>museman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mugger walks into a woman, a man, and maybe a gun. It's not a setup for a punchline, it's a headline. But which one? You decide! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=23798">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>It CAN&#8217;T Be Possibly be True: Blowing Up Narratives</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 04:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I present two sensational headlines which can't possibly be true because one's a lie, one could be true, and both involve Democrats. Confused? Take a look! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=17095">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Headline of the Day&#8230;Vox Twitter Populi Style!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's (fake) Headline of the Day finds that Twitter bots don't like CEO Elon Musk...gee, I wonder why? Read more to find out. <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=15739">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Headline of the Day&#8230;Elections Style!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2022 13:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>museman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's Election Day headline suggests the Democrats are prepared for a record turnout on Election Day 2022. Read it and laugh! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=14266">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Breitbart Headline!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2021 20:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>museman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breitbart claims a website that can be found can't be found? Must be a Breitbart Headline! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=8019">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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