Joke of the Day: A Little Sick Humor

From the CDC’s official web page:

Symptoms of COVID-19
Updated Feb. 22, 2021

Watch for Symptoms

People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms to severe illness. Symptoms may appear 2-14  days after exposure to the virus. Anyone can have mild to severe  symptoms. People with these symptoms may have COVID-19:

  • Fever or chills
  • Cough
  • Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
  • Fatigue
  • Muscle or body aches
  • Headache
  • New loss of taste or smell
  • Sore throat
  • Congestion or runny nose
  • Nausea or vomiting
  • Diarrhea

This list does not include all possible symptoms.

So, last night, after overeating at my local Chinese Buffet, including food containing MSG which I’m allergic to, some questionable raw sushi, and a pot of some very hot tea, then catching an Uber to my local sports bar where I consumed 6 vodka gimlets as a group of very loud regulars argued about the “greatest of all time” NFL players, I suddenly felt very ill and ran to my local 24-hour Urgent Care Clinic

…where, after reporting I had all of the above symptoms, they diagnosed me as having eight simultaneous COVID-19 infections. ;-)

Thanks for Reading!

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