From the CDC’s official web page:
Symptoms of COVID-19 Updated Feb. 22, 2021 Watch for Symptoms People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms to severe illness. Symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure to the virus. Anyone can have mild to severe symptoms. People with these symptoms may have COVID-19:
This list does not include all possible symptoms. |
So, last night, after overeating at my local Chinese Buffet, including food containing MSG which I’m allergic to, some questionable raw sushi, and a pot of some very hot tea, then catching an Uber to my local sports bar where I consumed 6 vodka gimlets as a group of very loud regulars argued about the “greatest of all time” NFL players, I suddenly felt very ill and ran to my local 24-hour Urgent Care Clinic…
…where, after reporting I had all of the above symptoms, they diagnosed me as having eight simultaneous COVID-19 infections.
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