The (Liberal) Lord’s Prayer

As America has seen during the presidency of Joe Biden, transitioning from a Constitutional Republic with National Sovereignty, individual rights and responsibilities, a Free Market Economy and a strong, well-armed military to a Socialist Democracy with open borders, government tutelage, and “conflict mediators” involves a lot of pain, suffering, and sacrifice which can try people’s souls. Especially the souls of Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, Socialists, and Communists who see themselves on the verge of realizing their Global Socialist Utopia.

What should those people do during these trying times? Why, pray with confidence to Mother Gaia in the words their savior gave them!

The Liberal Lord’s Prayer

Biden deep in Prayer! Our Leader, who art in D.C.
Biden” be thy name.

Our savior’s come, mean tweets are done,
And fossil fuels replaced by energy from the heavens.

Joe Biden with halo, acting fatherly Give us this day our welfare checks
And forgive us our debts
As we attack those who speak out against us.

And lead us now into Equity
And deliver us from Greatness

Joe Biden at lectern, with fists raised, looking determined! For Global Socialism is the Way, the Truth, and the Light
Now and forever.


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