Obama “won“… and now, you can too! In celebration of Barack Hussein Obama’s re-selection as President of the United States, let’s play “Stash-”O”-Cash!”, the Obama slot machine!
If you’ve had your work hours cut, lost your job, been forced into early retirement, or become house-bound because of rising living expenses, why not take a break and watch some “accomplishments” of Obama’s first presidential term fly by as you try to match symbols on the pay line?
Play long enough and you may even see the elusive “Stash-O-Cash Jackpot!” or even the equally-elusive “SUPER ‘Blame Bush’ MEGA-JACKPOT!”. And, don’t worry about getting a free payoff or keeping track of your winnings: The Government will take care of that for you!
(Oh, if you do hit an elusive jackpot, be sure to let me know!)
Updates:
- A big, BIG tip of the (Red Sox) cap to Doug Ross @ Journal, who cross-posted this on his site!
- A tip of the (Red Sox) cap to “pookie18″ of The Right Reasons, who linked this in the “In Case You Missed It Dept” of Today’s Toons for 11/20/12.
Thanks for reading! (and, have fun!)