It didn’t matter that the weather at Fenway Park on June 4th was cold and damp as the Red Sox took on their division rival the Tampa Bay Rays: Being a Red Sox fanatic even a bad day of baseball is better than a good day at work… or, maybe not…
(with my apologies to MasterCard®)
| Tickets: | $208.00 (Home Plate, 2 & $104.00 ea.) |
| Gasoline: | $21.00 (Round trip) |
| Tolls: | $10.20 (Round trip) |
| Parking: | $55.00 |
| Soda: | $19.00 (32-oz. up, refillable, 2 & $9.50 ea.) |
| Hot Dog: | $13.50 (6 inch, 2 & $6.75 ea.) |
| Peanuts: | $6.50 (1 bag) |
| Tips: | $6.00 |
Going to Fenway Park to watch a Major League Baseball team spend $181,000,000 to hire players who play like a Little League Team?
Little league home run for Yandy Díaz! pic.twitter.com/xVxqT7RvK3
— Dillard Barnhart (@BarnHasSpoken2) June 4, 2023
Priceless.
(Actually, it cost $339.20)
… and, the Boston Red Sox are currently in LAST PLACE in Major League Baseball’s American League East Division 😩
Thanks for Reading!
Added Bonus! If you clicked the MasterCard® link you saw MasterCard’s 2004 Fenway Park World Series ad. Here’s Boston comedian Dennis Leary’s NSFW but hilarious video showing MasterCard collecting on the promises made by those Sox fans.
