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It’s Taco Tuesday, and that means it’s time for me to head to Taco Bell and yield to one of my favorite temptations: “Mexican inspired” fast food! It’s been a ritual for so long I remember when a Nachos Bell Grande, Taco Supreme, and Large Soda was $4.19 in 2005 (today it’s $9.89 where I live, an increase of 236%, compared to only a 58% rate of inflation during that same time period…but, I digress )
So, before I amble off, indulge, ingest, and imbibe here’s a deliciously spicy collection of Memeories sure to satisfy even the most demanding Memeory appetite.
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Why Joe Biden’s 2020 campaign promise to pay off $400 Billion in student loan debt if he were elected president wasn’t considered a fraudulent vote-buying scheme is beyond me. But Trump exaggerating the value of his assets to get better loan deals was deemed fraudulent, even if the bank(s) didn’t do their own valuations and agreed to the terms of the loans. And, unlike those college students, Trump paid back his loans in full, on time, and with interest. So how do we know Trump will be found guilty of fraud? Because Democrats have been going after Trump ever since he announced he’d run for president as a Conservative. That’s “Justice”. (BTW: The image of drunk kids is from Freepik.com)
Did you know that since 2018 there have been four mass shootings by a person who identified as transgender or transsexual?
• November 2018, in Aberdeen, Maryland, where a man who identified as a woman wounded three and killed three at his workplace
• May 2019, in Highlands Ranch, Colorado, where a woman who identified as male shot up a school, killing one and wounding eight
• November 2022, in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where a man who identified as transsexual shot up a homosexual nightclub, killing five and wounding 18
• March 2023 in Nashville, Tennessee, where a woman who identified as a man shot three adults and three children in a Christian elementary school.
I guess it’s time to define a new word just in case – Heaven forbid – this becomes a trend as more kids who’ve gone through “gender reassignment” realize as they mature that changing their reproductive parts might not be the best solution to their problems.
Sounds too fantastic to be true, and you’re right: The actual claim by Marc Short was 95% of all gun violence takes place in inner cities, based in part on an analysis of gun violence data conducted by Economist and 2nd Amendment supporter John Lott, head of the Crime Prevention Research Center). Even if anti-gun activists are correct in their claims that the real number is between 45% and 75%, that still means inner cities account for over half of reported gun deaths. And who controlls the majority of America’s Top 100 Cities (and 17 of America’s Top 20 cities)? Democrats.
It’s said that “Desperate times call for desperate measures.”, and the recent attack on Israel by radical Islamic terrorists has surely resulted in desperate times. It would be foolish and costly for Israel’s military to comb through the vast underground tunnel network constructed by Hamas throughout Gaza and into Israel. Instead, let an experienced groundskeeper like Carl Spackle handle it… he’s about as foolish as they come!
I’m betting too many left-wing Liberals teachers are too busy filling the minds of their young, innocent students with the concepts of “Gender Fluidity”, “White Privilege”, “Inequality”, and “Equity” to teach them about History: In 1845 Karl Marx, the Father of Modern Communism wrote in his book “The German Ideology” that the origin of inequality was the division of labor resulting from biological gender (male/female) according to “natural predisposition”, with inequality increasing based on the needs of an individual, an expanding population, or physical differences between males and females. Today we see Socialist Democrats attempting to solve this problem by destroying women, the traditional family, biological gender, and population growth, and removing human motivation by providing only the basic needs of an individual. And in kids they start this process of inculcation by privately re-educating them about their privates.
Here’s an interesting rhetorical question: Is Liberalism caused by a disease, or is disease the cause of Liberalism? If you’re not sure of the answer, here’s an interesting article that considers the latter.
What were we “right” about? Could it be there’s a correlation between mental health and gun violence? That the government hoped we’d forget they’d promised to release the manifesto? That guns don’t kill people, people do? That when seconds count cops are minutes away? It’s unfortunate to be “right again” in situations like this.
As for those upset that a portion of the “Tranifesto” was leaked, it’s been seven months since they promised to release the transcript:
“The manifesto is going to be released. It’s just a matter of when.”
– Robert Swope, Public Safety, Beer and Regulated Beverages Committee, Nashville, TN, March 29, 2023.
“What I was told [by the FBI] is, her manifesto was a blueprint on total destruction, and it was so, so detailed at the level of what she had planned.”
– Courtney Johnston, Nashville City Council member, April 20, 2023, as reported by the NY Post.
“The investigation has advanced to the point that writings from the Covenant shooter are now being reviewed for public release and that process is underway and will take a little time.”
– Spokesperson, Metro Nashville Police Department, April 27, 2023
“Kill those kids! those crackers | going to private fancy schools | with all those fancy kwakis [sic] and sports backpacks | with their daddies [sic] mustangs and convertibles | f**k you little sh*ts | I wish to shoot you weaka** d*cks w/ your mop yellow hair | wanna kill all you little crackers”
– Manifesto, Transgender Mass Shooter, Nashville TN, Feb. 3, 2023
Liberals told us to trust them when they proclaimed Global Warming is destroying the Earth (Hint: It’s a scam), Uncle Sam wasn’t spying on innocent people (Hint: He was), and experimental COVID vaccines were safe (Hint: Maybe not). I wonder if Liberals will “Trust the Science” which says that Liberalism is a genetic defect resulting in an extra copy of a specific gene. If not they won’t appreciate my meme
The problem with Kamala Harris isn’t just that she may have prostituted herself to enter politics, or that she’s inept at doing her job, or that she’s in charge of Biden’s new “Gun Violence Prevention Office”, or that her laugh is obnoxious, or that her word salads are incomprehensible… it’s that she’s way too easy to pick on, as I’ve previously shown. (BTW: I didn’t create this meme, which is based on Jen Atkin’s 2020 book “Blowing my Way to the Top“, published by HarperCollins Publishers)
Back in the 1970′s most people were responsible enough to know not to drive drunk. Then Uncle Sam got involved and told us not to drive drunk, increased the penalties for driving drunk, set up random “Safety Checkpoints” on roads to check for
seat belt usedrunk drivers, and now tells us that you don’t even need to be drunk to drive drunk, just a little buzzed. Next thing you know they’ll ban cars, because banning drinking didn’t work. Well, speaking of “buzzed”, driving while using your phone is just as dangerous as driving drunk, but don’t believe me, “Trust the Science“. Of course now I’ve given them another excuse to ban cars, probably because we need cellphones and Uncle Sam can’t track you without them.
Back during the 2016 election Democrats and their complicit liberal media were trying to send votes to Hillary Clinton by telling us if Trump were elected President the stock market would crash, the economy would get worse, homosexuals would lose their rights, abortion would be illegal, all illegal aliens would be deported, and none of that would matter because he’d start World War III and destroy the planet.
Finally, I wish to award this Certificate of Pathetic Performance to the Boston Red Sox: Since winning the World Series in 2018 they’ve failed to reach the post season 4 times, lost in the post season once (2021), and finished last in the American League three times (2020, 2022 and 2023). And after getting rid of their General Manager, Pitching Coach, some beloved players, and 25% of their player payroll they’ve announced a “very modest, low single-digit increase on Season Ticket prices.” One can only imagine the price increase had the Sox won the World Series, SMH.
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