2024 Already? It’s Mid-week Memeory Time!

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2024 Resolution? Remain drunk!I hope you’ve all survived the 2023 Christmas Season happy, healthy, and reasonably free of additional debt and unsightly weight gain. As for me, the great news I learned during my first Taco Bell Tuesday of 2024 had me so excited I waited until today to present my latest Memeories. So, enjoy my first Memeories of 2024 as I wish I could find a way to return the one gift I never look forward to receiving: Year-end Tax Forms ;-)
Credit: Photo of hungover man created by and courtesy of Freepik.com

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Geo. Washington cleans up Valley Forge beach!

It’s no secret that President Joe Biden has spent about 40% of his time on vacation at taxpayers’ expense, a fact which shouldn’t surprise anyone who heard him say he goes back to Delaware “every chance I get“. Remembering Joe’s fondness for beaches I imagined how General George Washington might have made sure Joe’s trip to Valley Forge, PA included a relaxing visit to a “beach” along the Schuylkill River.

Coach Belicheck fares well, then Farewell

Bill Belicick’s record during his 24 years with the New England Patriots speaks for itself:

  • NINE CONFERENCE TITLES (most in the Superbowl Era)
  • SIX SUPERBOWL TITLES (along with George Halas and Curly Lambeau)
  • 3rd BEST POSTSEASON RECORD IN NFL HISTORY (minimum 10 games)
  • 3-TIME COACH OF THE YEAR (2003, 2007, 2010)
  • 3rd COACH WITH 100 OR MORE WINS THAN LOSSES (along with George Halas and Don Shula)

Of course Bill Belichick didn’t accomplish this by himself, it was a combination of Owner Robert Kraft, Management, Coaches, Staff, and Players all working together to win. But that doesn’t diminish my praise for Bill or my thanks (despite his apparent inability to smile or answer any question with more than one complete sentence). Whatever the future holds in the coming months for you Bill thanks for a great dynasty with best wishes.

Biden jails Citizens but not Illegals?!?

Under Joe Biden’s presidency

Joe Biden and his “adults back in charge” of America don’t consider these millions of illegal trespassers to be a problem, and yet when it comes to American Citizens exercising their First Amendment Rights at our Nation’s Capitol Biden’s Department of Justice has announced they’ll locate, identify, track, and prosecute everyone who went to the Capitol even if they peaceful and never entered the building. Seems to me Biden’s protecting the wrong border.

SWAT Team arrests a "Domestic Terrorist"

Back in 1839, when Edward Bulwer-Lytton wrote “Beneath the rule of men entirely great, the pen is mightier than the sword.” I wonder if he knew about the United States Constitution, one of the greatest documents ever written? Today it appears America’s ruling Democrats and their Progressive supporters are working to make the sword mightier than the pen as they attempt to label Conservative Americans as “Domestic Terrorists” (if they complain about the Liberal agenda in public schools), “White Supremacists” (if they point out DEI is reverse discrimination), “Violent Extremists” (if they want to legally own a gun, support Trump or complain to government) and other labels ending in “-ist” or “-phobic” (if they question the Democrat’s plan for a Socialist America). But not if you’re black.

Maybe you should just take Joe Biden’s advice to his wife back in 2013 to “Buy a shotgun!” and “fire two blasts outside the house“, but also put a copy of the US Constitution on your door or lawn first and see which is more intimidating to Federal Law Enforcement Officers. And PLEASE don’t take my last suggestion seriously: If “Biden’s Bullies” stop by your door you don’t stand a chance of defending your family or possessions.

Nancy Pelosi's gonna PUNCH Trump? Yep!

Shortly after January 6th, 2021 – when American Citizens exercised their First Amendment Rights to speak freely, assemble, and air their grievances to their government – I wrote a piece asking “Who are the Heretics Spouting Rhetoric?“. Had I known about Nancy Pelosi’s wanting to punch a sitting President (which, by the way, is a federal felony under U.S. Code Title 18, Section 871 and punishable by up to five years in prison, $250,000 fine, or both – I would have included her quote appearing in my Memeory. I’m glad she didn’t, and suspect if one examines Nancy Pelosi’s career there might be something worthy of jail time, and a reason for at least half the US Population to be happy.

It takes a keen eye (or, clicking the image to enlarge it) to catch this Memeory’s editorial comment. And, once again, it’s another fine example of The Hypocrisy of the Liberals: They claim “Walls don’t work!” and yet have no problem building walls to protect the borders of their properties when it suits them.

ChatGTP wants to record WHAT in your car?!?

Self-driving cars may still be accident-prone but that hasn’t stopped adventurous couples from engaging in “intimate activities” after engaging their car’s self-driving mode. Now Volkswagen has announced they’ll soon be adding ChatGTP Artificial Intelligence to their cars to provide more detailed interaction with passengers. Looks like we’re moving one step closer to Total Recall’s “Johnny Cab“, and away from playing backseat bingo at the Passion Pit

Here's where we'll send illegal aliens back through Mexico

The image I used in this Memeory is from an actual map given to illegal aliens traveling through Mexico showing them the best ways to enter the United States. The map looks so effective I figured it would be ideal for showing the best ways to send them back should Donald Trump be elected to his third second term as President.

The best roommates for Feminists are...

This Memeory might be a little unfair to all the “Cat Ladies” out there, as some may be crazy but not all are Feminists… some are Non-Heterosexual. (And, truth be told, I actually know a couple of Feminist Non-Heterosexual Cat Ladies :-0 )

Don't look in your rearview mirror!

Funny how President Trump was the first president in decades to not send America’s military off to fight a war, relying instead on the threat of military force, economic pressure, and occasionally public intimidation to keep the military ambitions of other nations at bay. What’s not funny is that under Biden we have war in the Ukraine, war against Israel, Iran-funded Houthi rebels attacking ships in the Red Sea, North Korea with the ability to strike the entire USA with nuclear missiles, China putting military pressure on their Asia-Pacific neighbors, and Russia threatening nuclear war. With Biden’s failed foreign policy on full display it’s best to keep an eye on your rearview mirrors as you’re driving, and remember to “Duck and Cover!” if you see a bright flash of light.

Are nanoparticles good or bad?

Credit: Photos of the doctor created by benzoix and courtesy of Freepik.com
You know, those COVID shot(s) full of mRNA nanoparticles you received aren’t really vaccines because they didn’t “produce immunity to a specific disease, protecting the person from that disease”. That’s probably why the CDC changed the definition of a vaccine back in 2018 so they could label the COVID Gene Therapy as “Vaccines”. And, for a couple weeks after you get a COVID shot spike proteins can accumulate in various parts of your body, increasing the risk of side effects including death. But you shouldn’t worry about that, you should really worry about the possibility of drinking plastic nanoparticles,/a> from your plastic bottles, which is why I created this Memory. Personally, I think Environmentalists are just trying to stop us from using plastic bottles… maybe it’s time for Conspiracy Theorists to update their lists ;-)

Remember these Vaccine harassers?

Here’s a meme I didn’t create which reminds us of how some famous celebrities discriminated against those who took responsibility for choosing what’s best for their own bodies rather than being forced or shamed into choosing what’s best for everyone else’s body. However, if you want to see something I did create spin my “COVID Vaccine Wheel-of-Fortune” and find out which potential vaccine side effect you might suffer from in the future.

Epstein Photos - Real vs. Fake

Why did I create this Memeory? Well, the last batch of court documents from Virginia Robert’s lawsuit against the notorious Jeffrey Epstein has been released, and they suggest Donald Trump was identified as “Doe 174” and Bill Clinton as “Doe 36“. Of course the Liberal Press has focused Bill Clinton, who flew at least 26 times on Epstein’s “Lolita Express” which included a bed for intimate activities, received massages from young women, flew to various overseas locations, and invited Epstein to the White House 17 times. Only kidding, folks, they focused on Donald Trump, who flew 8 times on that plane (with family members on most flights) and banned Epstein from Trump properties after learning he hit on a teenage girl at Mar-a-Largo.

Bill Clinton's guilty smirk

Hillary reacts to Bill's "Death"

Bill Clinton has had a number of nicknames during his infamous career, including “Slick Willie”, “Horndog”, “Big Dog”, and “Teflon Bill”. But when you’re mentioned 50 or more times in court documents involving the sexual abuse of women by one of your close associates, and evidence exists of you’re being accommodated by young women enlisted by that same associate, I’m betting the “Big Dog” might be in the Dog House with his wife, Hillary Clinton. My two Memories are just like Bill and Hillary Clinton: Two peas in a pod.

Brad Allen replaced by Jack Smith?!?

It’s a given that officials at any professional sporting event will be taunted and heckled because fans sitting far away from the field have a much better view than any official on the field. And, true fans expect occasional mistakes because officials are only human (although I wonder about some of the fans…but, I digress ;-) ). However, when an official is known to “drop the ball” at critical times during a season fan’s complaints are justified. Such is the case with NFL Referee Brad Allen, who blew so many crucial calls during this NFL season the NFL demoted him and his crew. Allen’s apparent inability to be fair and impartial reminded me of Special Counsel Jack Smith’s questionable prosecution of and apparent vendetta against President Trump.

Accurate Climate predictions? Bah!

I’m jealous of Meteorologists: Despite being wrong 50% of the time and not being right the other 50% of the time they still make pretty good money, even if they’re only Weather Reporters. I’m even more jealous of “Climate Scientists” who make even more money and may even have more job security despite being more wrong (if that’s possible). And yet with all this apparent brainpower these people can’t predict what will happen next week but are convinced of what will happen a couple hundred years from now. Could that be the difference between “Meteorologists” and “Climate Scientists”?

Thanks for Reading!

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