Reach for the Bleach, it’s Immoral Memeory Time!

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Emergency Eye Bleach Washing Station“What has been seen cannot be unseen, what has been learned cannot be unknown. You cannot change the past, but you can learn from it.”   C. A. Woolf, contemporary romance novelist.

In this late Monday Night installment of Memeory Time I present Memories which are slightly darker and more macabre than usual. If you’re easily triggered then look away now; otherwise, feel free to enjoy these Memeories knowing just because there’s no magic “Eye Bleach” available to “unsee” them doesn’t mean you should “unlearn” their messages. (And, if you think some of the following memes are distasteful I’ve made even worse ones which will thankfully never see the light of day ;-) ).

If you’re unable to recognize parody or sarcasm, can’t appreciate humor, are easily triggered, or are faint of heart you may find the following content disturbing.
And remember, “Reach for the Bleach” and “Eye Bleach” are expressions, not instructions:
(Jeez Louise, I’m surprised I even have to write something this obvious).

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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Let's disturb the humorless!

This is why I create Memeories, and thanks to the person who created this meme for all those who meme.

Biden's Old and Feeble...and that's CLASSIFIED!

Seems President Donald J. Trump wasn’t the only high-ranking government official to keep classified government documents at their private home or office: A search by the FBI revealed Joe Biden kept classified documents inside his house, inside his garage, and at his personal office in Washington, DC while serving as Vice President under Barack Obama. A year-long investigation by Biden’s Department of Justice concluded “President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.”, but also stated Mr. Biden’s memory “appeared to have significant limitation” and as such he would not be charged with a crime and tried in court despite apparently breaking the law.

By comparison, President Trump is being tried in court for keeping classified documents at his Florida home despite having the power as president to de-classify documents, reporting he had those documents to the government, taking reasonable steps to protect them, allowing the FBI to inspect his protection measures, and following advice made by the FBI to improve that protection. Later on that same FBI raided Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home while Trump was out of the country and even published photos of the “Top Secret” documents they seized. (click here to see a timeline of events).

Biden: His dementia makes him smart?!?

If you’ve read my previous Memeory let’s review:

When it comes to personal possession of classified federal documents

  • Trump is being prosecuted because he’s smart enough to secure and protect documents he legally had, but
  • Biden can’t be prosecuted because he’s not smart enough to secure and protect documents he illegally had.

However, despite Biden’s mental limitations he’s still smart enough to remain President of the United States, where among his powers as president he’s responsible for thousands of classified documents, can declare war, order the launch of nuclear weapons, and able to create a new law simply by singing his name to an Executive Order.

Confused? Welcome to the world of Joe Biden and his weaponized government agencies.

Kathy Griffin's art inspires Real Life

If you’re not squeamish after seeing this then keep reading (and if you’re nauseous be glad I didn’t post the uncensored version).

In 2017, during a photo shoot with photographer Tyler Shields, controversial comedian Kathy Griffin held up a fake head of Donald J. Trump covered in blood, knowing it would “make noise”, stating it was an “artsy fartsy statement” and saying “I’m merely mocking the Mocker in Chief”. Her photo completely destroyed her career.

Of course there’s no proof of any connection whatsoever between Griffin’s fake decapitation of President Trump and the actions of 32-year old Justin Mohn, who shot his dad with a 9mm pistol, decapitated him, and then published a 15 minute video on YouTube where he displayed the severed head while reading his manifesto calling for the armed destruction of “America’s Traitors”. Justin Mohn has completely destroyed his life – as it should be if allegations are true – but one has to wonder if Oscar Wilde’s statement “Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.” applies here.

Gov. Newsom: They're "Health Workers", not "Working Girls"

Gosh, California sure is Progressive! First they released convicts from overcrowded jails, then defunded the police, allowed the homeless to roam the streets, encouraged more theft by relaxing shoplifting laws, eliminated bail for those arrested, reduced sentences for convicted felons, and finally passed the “Safer Streets for All Act” which decriminalized loitering for prostitution. I guess all of this was done to ensure “Equity”, prevent “Discrimination”, reduce “Profiling”, and stop “targeting” of minorities. No surprise then that in cities like San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Diego you have homeless encampments, people relieving themselves in the streets, vandalism, rampant theft, and parades of barely-dressed “Working Women” “Self-Employed, Independently-Mobile Personal Health Care Providers” plying their “assets” to men named “John”.

BJ Clinton's getting a Massage!

Speaking of “Self-Employed, Independently-Mobile Personal Health Care Providers”, I would be more than happy to find out this photo is fake. Bill “BJ” Clinton’s reputation of being a Ladies Man is well-established, and allegedly he “likes them young” according to the man who didn’t kill himself. However, this is one instance where it’s better to suspect (or even know) such things take place without having to actually see it. (I wouldn’t want to be photographed in a similar situation, even knowing no one would want to see it.)

McD's now offers financing!

By now you may have heard there’s a rest stop in Darien, Connecticut where a McDonald’s Combo Meal costs between $18 and $19.50. (For comparison, the Quarter Pounder with Cheese Combo Meal priced at $18 in Darien, CT costs $13.50 at the McDonalds next to Fenway Park in Boston, Mass.) The CEO of McDonalds has stated they’re focusing on adding “affordability” to their menu items (a nearly impossible task thanks to Joe Biden’s economic and climate-change policies), and I wonder if free financing might be one option they’re considering.

Democrat Discuss Disastrous Foreign Policy

When it came to America’s Foreign Policy and National Security Republican President Ronald Reagan famously said in a 1983 speech “We maintain the peace through our strength; weakness only invites aggression.” Conservative President Donald J. Trump not only practiced this belief but included it in his “America First” philosophy when dealing with other countries and organizations, becoming the only president since Republican President Eisenhower in the 1950′s not to commit America’s military to any new wars.

Contrast this with Barack Obama, who during his presidency worked to undermine relationships with America’s European Allies, destabilize the Middle East by supporting Muslims in Egypt, Libya, and the Middle East, failed to support a Democratic revolution in Iran (“Green Revolution”), and used US Taxpayer money tointerfere with Israel’s election process. Obama’s protege, Joe Biden, has taken this “America Last, Islam First” strategy and – depending on your viewpoint – either encouraged America’s enemies through his incompetence or continued Obama’s Foreign Policy as a surrogate. Regardless, the result is my next Memeory.

Map: Biden's World of War

This Memeory is simply icing on the Diplomatic Disaster cake that is the Obama/Biden Foreign Policy. My caption pays homage to Edwin Starr’s classic song about the 1960′s Vietnam War: A war started by Democrats which lasted 10 years and resulted in over 55,000 American casualties. As you look at the map consider the hundreds of thousands of people killed or wounded, including members of America’s Military, in part due to the Foreign Policies of our “Die-Namic Duo”. Interestingly, it seems throughout America’s history all the major wars were started by or started under Democrats, and the only use of Nuclear Weapons against people was by a Democrat President. Let’s hope “Old and Feeble” Joe Biden doesn’t become the second Democrat to unleash a nuclear weapon on the world.

Ford's New Logo is a Fail

Here’s a startling fact I’m sure executives at the Ford Motor Company are well aware of: In 2023 they lost $4.7 BILLION on their Electric Vehicle portion of the business: That works out to about $63,731 for every Electric Vehicle sold by Ford. For comparison, the average cost of a brand new Tesla Electric Vehicle is $63,530. It would have been cheaper for Ford to just buy a Tesla, slap a Ford Logo on it, and just give it to you. And, I say “sold by Ford” because they still have about 17,000 Mach-E Mustangs and about 8,000 F-150 Lightnings waiting for buyers. No wonder Ford is cutting their EV production, telling dealers to rent unsold Electric Vehicles, and wondering if they should invest another $12 BILLION in what could be a Complete FAIL.

My Current Dating Status is "Memes"

Attention ladies: While this pretty much sums up my efforts when it comes to the Deep State (although I’d say I’m “Exposing Truth by Exercising my First Amendment Rights”… but, I digress ;-) ), I’m always open to new relationships. And that dovetails nicely into my next Memeory…

5 Women will make you happy?

Did you know Muslims are taught they can only have four wives at the same time? (The exception was Muhammad, who had 10 wives during his lifetime, although not all at the same time.) And that in the Mormon faith one could have as many wives as they wanted? (Founder Joseph Smith had 33 wives before he was killed. Mormons gave up polygamy in exchange for having their own state – Utah – in 1896). Today only Islam allows polygamy, but that doesn’t stop people of other faiths from keeping concubines, visiting “Working Women”, having a “side piece”, or some other form of infidelity. Just make sure (if you’re not Muslim) to heed the Memeory’s advice ;-)

Pr0n Star respects Iran's Laws?

Speaking of women who work – and Muslims – American adult film actress and apparent anti-Semite Whitney Wright (real name: Brittni Rayne Whittington) recently visited the Republic of Iran, a theocratic country ruled by a Supreme Religious Leader and whose laws conform to Islam. During her trip to a country where women are regarded as second-class citizens she posted “If you respect the law, you will be safe in Iran.” and took photos of the abandoned US Embassy in Tehran. My Memeory imagines Whitney giving her fellow adult actress helpful advice when visiting an Islamic country.

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