After a long absence (culminating in my web host provider “seamlessly” migrating their sites from one set of servers to another 
) from blogging I decided I had enough time between watching the Pats & Bruins and waiting for Spring Training that some rambling was in order.
And so…
- A long time ago my Dad told me that “All the nice women are taken, the only way you can get one is to steal one away.” Now, as disclaimer to calm all the easily-offended, he didn’t mean actual kidnapping: He meant I needed to be more successful, clever, charming, “capable”, and powerful – and, honest, of course. After all these years of trying I suspect he was right …but, it still hasn’t stopped me from being a “Helpless Romantic“.
- While emptying out my dishwasher it suddenly dawned on me: Instead of emptying out the dishwasher into the cabinets and then putting dirty kitchenware into the dishwasher, why not just have TWO dishwashers? Just take the clean items out of one, dirty them up, and move them to the other one. Added bonus: Remove all the cabinets, and just install a two-sink counter between the two dishwashers. (Drat!…seems I’m not the first to think of this
)
- Apparently, the worst movie ever made may no longer be Kevin Costner’s “Waterworld” (where the best part of the movie was the trailer voiced by the legendary Don LaFontaine) or Ed Wood’s 1959 so-bad-it’s-good “Plan 9 From Outer Space“: It might be “Playmobil, The Movie”, which rated a 17% on the site “Rotten Tomatoes” and earned only $281 per theater during its’ opening weekend. Perhaps they were framed by Roger Rabbit?
- Congratulations to New England’s professional sports teams – the Patriots, Red Sox, Bruins, and Celtics – for a great dynasty of 12 World Championships over the last 20 years. Here’s hoping the greatness continues! (And, for those who accuse the Pats of “cheating” – especially NY and Baltimore fans – check out this site.)
BTW: If you’d like to see some of my daily sarcastic and occasionally facetious website comments you can find me in the Comments Section of some popular Conservative websites who don’t mind comments from a source they can’t identify by name and address.
