Tuesday Tacos Means More Memeory Time!

Yep, I'm Born Wild! (sort of)Most of my acquaintances consider me a rather sedate person, especially after about 8:30ish, and that’s just fine by me: Lately the world’s been so wild it isn’t going to miss whatever excitement I could bring. Today I’ll be watching the world’s wildness continue to unfold on the Interweb as I sit back and enjoy tempting and tasty faux-Mexican food at my local Taco Bell©.

In the meantime feel free to enjoy these latest Memeories… and leave all the wildness to the professionals ;-)

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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OnlyFans, before the internet was invented.

My previous Memeory Time included a Memeory where I mentioned Money buys Youth because rich older men have it and young ambitious women want it. Well, here’s one way pretty women may have enticed rich people to toss money at them before Al Gore invented the internet.

My new ceiling lights really light up the room!

Speaking of homes and hammers, this Memeory speaks for itself. Personally, I think these are much better than ceiling fan lights ;-)

I owe Ukraine HOW MUCH?

Shortly after I came up with this Memeory I noticed a lot of other people had the same idea. However I actually did a little math to discover the USA has given about $91.2 BILLION directly to The Ukraine and there are about 147.4 MILLION US Taxpayers, so each taxpayer has paid The Ukraine about $618.72.

Seems The Ukraine is important to some powerful Democrats: Important enough for Hunter Biden to land a high-paying, “do-nothing job with a notorious Ukrainian oligarch“, Hunter’s dad and then Vice President Joe Biden threatening to withhold $1 BILLION in aid unless Ukraine fired a prosecutor investigating that oligarch’s company (whom they fired), former US Army Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman, a Ukrainian who’s questionable testimony led to Trump’s first impeachment (and, one of the rare times Vindman appeared in his dress uniform), and Victoria Neuland, a vehement Russian hawk called “the Queen of Foreign Policy disasters” by some, who was involved in the fake “Steele Dossier” designed to stop Trump and who also testified at Trump’s first impeachment hearing.

The Ukraine does have some actual strategic importance: Ukraine was the largest supplier of neon gas used to manufacture semiconductor chips, and their South borders the Black Sea and Sea of Azov which lead to the Mediterranean and could provide the Russian Navy easier access to that region. However, one has to wonder if the war and it’s billions in cost could have been avoided simply by partitioning The Ukraine according to its’ ethnic, language, and political groups – something that’s been suggested for decades.

China's Millions of Empty Homes

The photo shows one of China’s massive empty cities, Ordos, China, one of the world’s largest unused cities. It’s just one of China’s many “Ghost Cities“, built to provide shovel-ready jobs, keep their economy growing, and accommodate a growing middle class. Now it seems their middle class might not be growing, and their real estate market is collapsing as three of their largest construction developers – Evergrande, Country Garden and Sunac – and shadow bank Zhongzhi Enterprise Group have filed for bankruptcy. It’s a shame Democrats haven’t sent America’s millions of illegal aliens to China to help them out of this housing crisis… or, maybe they can’t because China might have other plans for all those 65,000,000 empty homes?

Delevingne Mansion Fire: What Caused it?

Let me point out I don’t wish misfortune on anyone, everyone already has their own cross to bear, whether imposed or self-inflicted. It’s unfortunate her mansion burned, and I hope everyone is safe and trust the property was insured.

That said, here’s more about her home, a mansion originally built by Wilfred Von der Ahe, co-founder of Vons Supermarket:
Valued at $7M prior to the fire, the mansion had 8,100 square feet of living space, 6 Bedrooms (2 are master bedrooms), and 5 Bathrooms (including a Golden bath tub in a master bath).

Did you Know? The average apartment is 880 square feet in size, and the average home is 2,014 square feet, making Cara’s house about 9 average apartments or 4 average homes big. Remember: Wealth buys space, seclusion, security, youth, and attention.

And, to make her house a “home” (and, more “magical”), it also included a see-through Wurlitzer piano, a Vagina-shaped doorway (Cara claims she feels “rebirthed and cleansed” after crawling through it), a soundproof Party Bunker (complete with mirrors, velvet couches, and a stripper pole), a Poker room, Ball pit, and (my favorite part) a late-1970′s Bally Playboy pinball machine.

Math Test: Solve for Climate Change.

For extra bonus credit, prove that Climate Change was responsible for the fire that destroyed Cara Delevingne’s mansion.

If Build Back Better was Carpentry

The protest song “If I had a hammer”, written by Pete Seeger in 1949 and made popular by the 60′s group Peter, Paul, and Mary, describes how a hammer, bell, and song could transform a land into a ideal Progressive Socialist State. Since 2008 Obama, Biden, and their fellow Progressive Democrats are trying to do that now, using the Hammer of Justice to punish their enemies, the Bell of Freedom to open our borders, and a Song about Love (for Socialism) that everyone must sing. And I envision Biden’s use of a hammer might result in this construction FAIL.

Was Crocus Mall a "Gun-Free" Zone?

Let me point out once again I don’t wish misfortune on anyone: This recent example of The Evil that men do was a undoubtedly a tragedy, regardless of the reason(s) why, and my sympathy and condolences go out to the survivors of the massacre and the victims’ families and friends.

It may be too early to pose the question asked by this Memeory, but IMHO it needs to be asked eventually, to counter anti-gun activists in America.

Border Gun babe asks an obvious question.

I’m guessing this attractive supporter of American’s Right to Bear Arms didn’t actually ask this question, but it really doesn’t matter. What matters is the question points out another Hypocrisy of the Liberals. As another popular saying goes “Blaming a gun for a shooting is like blaming a pencil for a spelling error.” I didn’t create this meme, and send thanks to whoever did.

Media misrepresents Trump's "Bloodbath"

Thanks to wokelycorrect.com for creating this meme, and pointing out a perfect example of how the Liberal Mainstream Media selectively reports news to advance their seemingly Socialist Democrat agenda. Stop by wokelycorrect.com for more edgy cartoons illustrating some of the many hypocrisies and failures of Woke Culture.

BTW, here’s what President Trump actually said:

“If you’re listening, President Xi — and you and I are friends — but he understands the way I deal. Those big monster car manufacturing plants that you’re building in Mexico right now … you’re going to not hire Americans and you’re going to sell the cars to us, no. We’re going to put a 100% tariff on every single car that comes across the line, and you’re not going to be able to sell those cars if I get elected. Now if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the whole — that’s gonna be the least of it, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the country.”

…and the Liberal Media reported it as Trump saying if he wasn’t elected President there would be a “bloodbath”.

Why am I not surprised by this, and why isn’t the Press focusing on the “bloodbath” of crimes by illegal aliens, the “bloodbath” of people’s income and saving being destroyed by inflation, the “bloodbath” of the Fossil Fuels Industry, and actual “bloodbaths” in Israel, The Ukraine, and other countries caused by Biden’s actions as president? At least half of America’s voters already know the answer.

247% of Democrats are voting Absentee?!?

The only way Trump will be elected to his (third?) term as President will be if enough people vote for him, Democrats don’t cheat too much, and Democrats decide to abide by the rules of the Electoral College – after all, the last thing we need is a repeat of the “Corrupt Bargain of 1877“. However, my Memeory suggests Democrats might not be completely interested in a fair, open, and honest election (unless it guarantees they’ll win).

Finally! Exercise that WON'T kill me!

Those who know me know I like to say “The only exercise I get is pushing my luck and pulling my weight.”, and the less polite but equally accurate “The only way I can run more than half a mile is by eating bad Mexican food.” So, imagine my joy at discovering a road race I can actually accomplish without the need for medical intervention. Now I just need to discover where this race is.

Planet Fitness? Maybe it's "Plain Sicness" instead.

It appears Planet Fitness is the latest company to learn the lesson “Get Woke, Go Broke”: After a Planet Fitness in Alaska received a complaint by a female customer saying there was a transgender male using the woman’s locker room, they resolved the problem by cancelling the customer’s membership and assigning a guard to chaperone transgender(s) using the woman’s locker room. Since that event the stock price of Planet Fitness dropped 10% (but has since recovered, although it’s still less than 2024 high of $75/share back in January and has been gradually dropping). I’m not criticizing, of course, because as the Memeory shows “Plain Sicness = no critics”.

One day in the sun involves risk...

Gosh, those doctors and scientists can be annoying sometimes, especially when it seems they say everything we like to eat and do is bad for either you or Mother Earth (except for “Green Energy”, Veganism, COVID Vaccines, and Equity). As one who really likes Summer, with its’ beaches, beers, babes, bikinis, and baseball, this particular headline really burned my biscuits, so naturally I felt a little editorial correction was in order. And don’t worry, the correction’s been “Fact Checked” by ME ;-)

Stick Shifts? Kids can't drive 'em!

Back in the old days, when automatic transmissions were new a manual transmission was more fuel efficient (unless you were Ricky Race Car), more fun to drive (for some), and much more popular. They’re still fun today, but now that cars have transmissions with up to 10 speeds, or infinite speeds (using a “Continuously-Variable Transmission“), or just one speed (if it’s an Electric Vehicle), they’re becoming so rare that kids no longer know how to drive them, or even want to drive them. It’s a shame because they’re missing out on the fun; however, it’s just fine for me because my manual-transmission car has less chance of being stolen by kids who’ll then “Drive it like they stole it“.

Thanks for Reading!

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