I suspect finding that perfect balance between “Too serious” and “Totally apathetic” is challenging for most people. In fact it may not be a “balance” after all, but rather a slow journey through life from Innocence to Dependence to Trusting to Learning to Caution to Experience to Seriousness to Suspicion to Realization to Self-Preservation to Sarcasm to Cynicism to Apathy to Acceptance to Inner Peace (or to Resignation, depending on the ending you prefer).

All’s I know is before you ponder over which step your life’s journey is at right now remember that image at the upper left. …then enjoy these Midweek Memeories

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What’s worse than a cat in heat calling any mate, a kid screaming for candy, or millions of whining Liberals? BILLIONS of cicadas emerging from their years-long underground hibernation and broadcasting their mating calls in unison in desperate attempts at romance shortly before their deaths. This year should be particularly annoying as both the 13-year and 17-year cicadas will emerge together, with some groups making enough noise to prompt calls to local police. Still, I suspect the cicada cacophony will be much less annoying and more productive than that of whining Liberals. And if not you can always call the police

How much of a delicious irony would it be if all those coal miners Joe Biden told to take up computer programming actually did, and created an Artificial Intelligence program capable of eliminating Hollywood actors? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I didn’t create this meme, so thanks to whoever did)

I was taught (1) the best dollar you can make is the one you make in the next minute, (b) to make do or do without, (3) to buy the best, buy it once, take care of it, and it will last forever, and (d) never spend beyond your means. However, if you seriously want to go broke this meme here are 16 tried-and-true ways to do so.

In case you weren’t aware (or, didn’t care) the woman in this Memeory is Tiffany Gomez, who attracted a bit of attention inside a American Airlines aircraft after accusing another passenger of stealing her AirPods. After a video of her outrage went viral on the internet – and, an apology from her – it seems she’s reinvented herself as an “influencer” and has attracted 100,000 followers on social media. Oh, and did I mention she’s a Marketing Executive? That doesn’t surprise me, and I’m also not surprised if this photo doesn’t increase her following dramatically: I know my desire for beer certainly has I hope you enjoy your five minutes of fame.

(Another meme I didn’t create, so thanks to whoever did)

If 16 tried-and-true ways to become poor are too difficult to remember, here’s a guaranteed easy way to go broke quickly: Just re-elect Joe Biden and let his Bidenomics continue to “Build Back Better” by bankrupting America and her citizens. And if this chart wasn’t bad enough it only deals with Biden’s inflation, not with his disastrous foreign policy, reckless spending, open borders, weaponization of government, student loan payments, unconstitutional actions, or his rumored encroaching dementia.

I’ll bet most of the hundreds of millions of people who own one or more “iThings” from Apple don’t even know that way back in 1976 Steve Jobs & Steve Wozniak priced the original Apple I Computer at $666.66. And that was just for the circuit board, you still had to “add a case, power supply transformers, power switch, ASCII keyboard, and composite video display“. Plus, there wasn’t a mouse, which didn’t arrive until 1983. Who would have thought an Apple device could be the Devil’s Instrument? Maybe we should ask everyone being tracked by Apple.

I created this Memeory before Iran attacked Israel, intending it to be sarcastic. Now I’m wondering when Biden will mobilize and unleash the full force and fury of “Trunalimunumaprzure” on Iran.

If good ‘ol Joe finally unleashes Trunalimunumaprzure! on Iran it certainly won’t be HIS fault… unless you read the next Memeory.

If the internet is to be believed Barack Obama was born in Kenya, the child of an anti-colonialist father and an “art photos” Caucasian mother, spent “two years in a muslim school” in Indonesia before living with his (rich) grandmother in Honolulu, Hawaii, smoked weed with the “Choom Gang” at Occidental College, was rarely seen at Columbia University, rumored to be a member of the DLC during his days in Chicago, was appointed the first black head of the Harvard Law Review despite never authoring a legal paper, took 27 months to produce an “authentic” full-form birth certificate after being selected America’s First (half) Black President, and then became a billionaire owner of four mansions (Martha’s Vineyard, Washington DC, Chicago IL, and Honolulu Hawaii) despite suggesting billionaires have too much money. That’s one impressive resume!

What’s even MORE impressive is the Foreign Policy of Obama and his proxy, Joe Biden: Unable to utter the phrase “radical Islamic terrorism“, supporting the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, destabilizing Libya (resulting in the Benghazi Attack), using US Taxpayer money to interfere with Israel’s elections, failing to support the democratic Green Movement in Iran, sending pallets of cash to Iran after signing a disastrous nuclear deal, handing over Afghanistan and $7 Billion in military equipment to the Taliban, and removing nuclear sanctions on Iran.

With all this appeasement to Muslim countries in the Middle East – and especially Iran – is it any surprise Iran and the terrorist groups they fund have attacked Israel? It almost makes one think the isolation, invasion, protests, and possible destruction of Israel were the ultimate goals of the Obama / Biden administration.

(Don’t worry, I’ll get started on my editorial comment about this very shortly… I promise!)

Philly’s current sheriff, Rochelle Bilal, is a person of color who was elected after promising to end “scandal after scandal after scandal” in the Sheriff’s Office. And end it she did…apparently for only about 100 days, when scandals of her own started to emerge, with even more scandals revealed just before she was reelected. In case you’re keeping score, Philly’s last three sheriffs – Rochelle Bilal, John Green, and Jewell Williams – are all persons of color, with Green and Williams each being accused or convicted of criminal activity.

You’ve got to hand it to Environmental Activists: In the 1960′s they protested against paving Paradise to put up a parking lot, and delayed construction of a huge dam in the 1970′s (and in the 2010′s) in order to save tiny fish, but today have no problems cutting down thousands of acres of trees and casting shadows on tiny land-based creatures to erect acres and acres of “environmentally friendly” solar collector farms. Solar farms which, unlike big power plants, apparently can’t withstand hail storms without substantial damage, as this Memeory of the 3,300-acre, 350-MW Fighting Jays Solar Farm in Fort Bend County, Texas shows. But no worries, your insurance company or generous Joe Biden will probably pay to rebuild it using the “free money” they’ll get from your higher insurance premiums or increased taxes… or maybe they’ll use the “$1.50 admission to the “Tree Museum”. Although local residents may want to worry about any toxic chemical released by all those broken solar panels.

Fun Fact! 3,300 acres is a little over 5 square miles in area, or the size of about 6¹⁄₂ Disneylands.

Thanks for Reading! (seriously, I mean it!)