It’s the Perfect Wrist Watch for 2024… and Beyond!

I had a little free time the other day, and decided to develop my idea for what could be the perfect timepiece for the 2024 Presidential Election Year… and beyond!

(click image for a much larger version in the same window)

(Note: My ad is based on an ad published by Rolex
for their Oyster Perpetual Day-Date Watch)

It’s the perfect watch for the discriminating, accomplished, intelligent, and successful man, which I believe means Joe Biden won’t be adding it to his personal collection anytime soon.

Speaking of collections, President Trump and Joe Biden each appear to own an impressive watch collection that not only adds a bit of bling (or is it “drip”?) to their wrists but also provides a nice way to shelter a tiny bit of their respective impressive wealth:

	Pres. Trump’s Collection		Joe Biden’s Collection
	Watch	Approx. Value (USD)	Watch	Approx. Value (USD)
1	Azad Power Tourbillon Limited Edition	$10,000	Apple Watch	$399
2	Patek Philippe Golden Ellipse Ref. 3738/122 (1993)	$12,000	Omega Seamaster	$2,500
3	Rolex Day-Date Ref. 18038	$16,250	Omega Speedmaster	$5,500
4	Senna by Universal Geneve Chronograph Ref. 198.310	$12,155⁽¹⁾	Rolex Datejust 41	$12,000
5	Vacheron Constantin Historiques Ultra Fine 1968	$25,200	Seiko 7T32-6M90	$150
6			Tissot T-Touch	$450
7			Vulcain Cricket	$1,250
	Total Approx. Value:	$69,605	Total Approx. Value:	$21,779

  ⁽¹⁾ Trump had this watch auctioned off for charity, it sold for $6,000.
  • Info on Trump’s collection provided by VisionTrendTalks.com
  • For more info on any President Trump watch click the individual links.
  • Info on Joe Biden’s collection provided by WatchIncrements.com

Trump also released his own line of watches in 2005, the “Signature Collection”, although there’s not much information available about it. Joe Biden, a lifelong politician and alleged shady businessman, never released his own line of watches, but thanks to the Chinese there is a line of “BiDen” watches available which are so inexpensive even income-challenged Progressive Liberal Socialist Democrats can ~~steal~~ buy one. They’ll even make BiDen watches for you, if you order enough of them.

So, thanks for taking the time to read this post, and remember:

“It’s not just time. It’s PAYBACK TIME!”

(Please note my watch face and version of the original Rolex ad are claimed as Derivative Works, please see my Legal Notice regarding Copyright and Use.)

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