If you’re North of the Equator it’s Summer, and with it comes plenty of opportunities to put off putting off things you shouldn’t have put off in the first place. Or, in case I’ve used too many negatives in that last sentence, procrastinate.

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some Memeories, and Summer – my favorite season – is partly to blame, along with writing some rather detailed posts, problems with my Hosting Service, and the Red Sox playing much better than anyone thought back in April.

So, as thanks for your patience I’ve given you more than the usual number of Memeories for you to enjoy. As always, click any Memeory to enlarge it, and I always let you know which Memeories I’ve “borrowed” from the internet.

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Before the first CNN Presidential Debate Joe Biden spent a week in isolation at Camp David, where he was coached on what to say by (allegedly) a team of 16 campaign aides and practiced his debating skills on a fake stage against a fake opponent. Despite all that preparation Joe Biden’s performance at the first CNN Debate was pathetic, which his spokesperson blamed on being overly-prepared, jet lag, a recent cold, and possibly staying up late. Not surprisingly, a CNN Poll taken just after the debate showed former President Trump the clear winner of the debate.

During the 2020 Election President Trump enjoyed a clear lead over Joe Biden after the polls closed for the evening, but during the night – as more paper ballots arrived and were counted – a “voter spike” caused Trump’s lead to almost instantly evaporate in Democrat-controlled states and Joe Biden won. My Memeory contemplates how Joe might have won the debate if only CNN had counted their poll’s results after everyone was asleep.

On April 18, 1775 Boston silversmith Paul Revere, at the urging of minuteman Patriot Dr. Joseph Warren, was rowed across the Charles River to Cambridge, borrowed a horse, and rode off for Lexington to warn John Hancock and Samuel Adams of British forces marching there to seize guns and ammo. To warn colonists of the British Army crossing the same river Patriots installed two lanterns in the bell tower of the Old North Church.

Today Americans need not worry about an invasion by the British, but rather an invasion of illegal aliens across America’s borders enabled and sanctioned by Joe Biden’s Administration and Liberal Democrats. And, unfortunately, we still need to worry about a government trying to seize guns and ammo legally owned by American citizens. A careful look at the bell tower reveals it has three lamps.

Speaking of the British during colonial America, I laughed reading this meme for its’ conflation of baseball and history. Kudos to the person who created it!

After being a year late and $1.5 Billion over budget Boeing finally launched their first manned Starliner spacecraft – a competitor to Space X’s Crew Dragon, with eight crewed launches since 2020 – into orbit on June 5, 2024, only to discover problems which could strand its’ crew in space until at least June 26th. Perhaps they should try to make the best of an embarrassing situation by renaming their capsule to one from a 1970′s science fiction movie.

On the bright side (at least for Boeing), Boeing receives a sweetheart deal, paying only $487 million in fines after pleading guilty of fraud resulting in the deaths of 364 people in two fatal 737-MAX aircraft. The deal doesn’t require the $150 Billion company to pay the families of the victims, who requested $28.7 billion. Contrast this with broadcaster Alex Jones, who was ordered to pay $1.1 BILLION to families of the 26 victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School sh00ting despite retracting his statement and publicly apologizing to the families. Rather than opine on this apparent unfairness I’ll let you decide if justice is truly blind.

I won’t devote too many electrons to this memeory, as I’ve already published many posts on Joe Biden’s resume, medical exams, lying, election pandering, and cognitive abilities. Just click any of the links to read more…and, I suspect they’ll be more to come!

This memeory would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t for the fact that I personally know of at least four women over 30 who are reasonably intelligent, attractive, fairly responsible, independent (or mostly so), never married, single, and the owner of at least one cat. Maybe the cat (or cats) provide companionship, psychological support, fulfill a parenting instinct, or something else. I sure don’t know, because I’m too busy using my sports car for all of that Oh, and I didn’t create this Memeory, I just cleaned up the the caption and made it a bit prettier.

I should qualify this memeory just a little bit: It isn’t that some Liberals don’t like facts, some are quick and more than happy to provide facts which reinforce their beliefs, narratives, or goals, even if those facts are misquoted, wrong, or completely fabricated.

As Ronald Reagan famously said back in 1964:

Yet any time you and I question the schemes of the “Do-Gooders” we’re denounced as being against their humanitarian goal. They say we’re always against things, we’re never for anything. Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

This strikes me as being just another example of The Hypocrisy of the Liberal: Legal action against a sitting president’s son is somehow politically motivated despite the son’s laptop documenting at least 459 alleged crimes, and yet the courts are too partisan to try former President Trump despite Joe Biden’s Department of Justice, New York’s liberal court system, and the liberal media prosecuting Trump 24/7/364 since Trump announced his 2016 run for president.

If there’s one thing worse than one Hypocrisy of the Liberal it’s two of them: Here’s a sequence of Fox News headlines involving Connecticut’s politicians and law enforcement which despite being stranger than fiction is perfectly understandable for a state that’s been reliably Democrat for at least the last 50 years (or more!). And, Hartford’s “Self-Defense Brigade” is being set up by legally-armed residents of Hartford’s predominantly black North End, one of the poorest neighborhoods in Connecticut, who state “controversial. Let’s see if controversy finds Hartford’s group of law enforcement residents.

I don’t know about you, but why not turn this apparent negative into a positive: If one still has gloves, hand sanitizer, and facemasks left from the unproven, unneeded, unproductive, and socially destructive COVID-19 Lockdown demanded by the CDC why not simply volunteer to retrieve money from an attractive woman’s brassiere? Added Bonus! It would also be a chance to check for “concealed weapons”

Goodness knows some of my memes can be a bit obtuse and overly-wordy, but this has to be one of the worst examples ever of Liberals’ ability to properly create a meme. Did the meme’s creator ever fully consider how it could be misconstrued (or, in this case, perhaps properly construed)? It’s a total FAIL of epic proportion.

Back in the good old days of the 1840′s Communists Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels wrote of a class struggle between Greedy Corporations (the Bourgeoisie) and their overworked and underpaid Workers (the Proletariat) – the “Haves and Have-nots”. Today, with Liberal Democrats giving subsidies and benefits to illegal aliens, foreign government employees, “Green Energy” firms, known terrorist organizations, and especially themselves it’s still a struggle between the “Haves and Have-nots”, but now it’s within each class rather than between classes, which this meme clearly illustrates. Thanks to the person who created this great meme (I only added the captions at top and bottom).

It not only rhymes, but it’s true. Upon further reflection maybe I should have added a photo of 2-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton with the caption “Mope”, and brought the meme full-circle.

Welcome to a Cognitive Assessment even Joe Biden might be capable of successfully passing: After all, the answer’s already given.

Actually, it was a musket ball – significantly smaller than a golf ball – discovered buried on the field where the Battle of Concord took place in 1775, but I couldn’t resist revising history just a bit. After all, nothing beats a good lie better than a good lie, especially when one’s playing golf. While the USA may have had golf balls and clubs as early as 1743 the first organized playing of golf, basically on pastureland without tees, holes, or greens, took place in Charleston, South Carolina in 1788.

Those who appreciate the family-oriented sitcoms of the 1960′s will remember how a Skipper, his Mate, and five passengers set sail for a three-hour tour which lasted three years due to an unexpected problem with their ship. Boeing seems to be in that same boat (so to speak) as they now have unexpected problems with their Starliner spacecraft, currently docked at the orbiting International Space Station. No worries, though the Professor, Skipper, and Gilligan have the problem under control!

After creating this memeory I wasn’t sure if I should post it: It’s a brutal meme, but pales in comparison to the brutality suffered by Jocelyn Nungaray during the last hours of her short life. Allegedly, two Venezuelans who entered America illegally lured 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungaray of Houston under a bridge, where they tied her hands behind her back, stripped her naked to the waist, sεxuαlly assaulted her for two hours, and then strangled her to death, dumping her body into a bayou.

As my heartfelt prayers and sympathy go out to her family I can’t help but think if her death – and others at the hands of illegal aliens – could have been avoided had Joe Biden, Kamala Harris (tasked by Biden to stem illegal migration), and Biden’s Director of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas has simply kept former President Trump’s existing and successful border policies in place.