Viral TV Ad, Circa 2050?

Lately my television seems to be infested with ads from comely spokespeople urging me to contact a law firm about some danger or settlement: Cancer from asbestos exposure, dangerous HIV drugs, faulty automotive airbags, you name it.

Make no mistake, being afflicted with any of these maladies can be potentially serious, but it also makes me wonder if all the sirens I’m hearing outside are not from the increase in crime but rather ambulances being chased by lawyers.

Which got me to thinking what such “Ambulance chasing” ads might look like, say, 30 years from now when America’s population has received the annual injections of messenger RNA to fight against possible coronavirus infection, and plenty of time to discover any long-term consequences:

[Well-dressed, professional spokesperson, speaking in a serious tone]

“Have you or a loved one had a corona virus and been injected with any of these vaccinations (as the names of various vaccinations scroll across the screen in big letters)?

For years big pharmaceutical companies provided these vaccines designed to genetically reprogram our bodies, telling us they were safe and effective while knowing they posed a risk to your health. And the FDA allowed these vaccines to be administered to hundreds of millions of Americans every year for decades despite never approving their safety or use.

Popular vaccines like Comirnaty, Janssen, and the Federal Government’s mRNA-1273, can produce serious side effects such as fever, chills, nausea, vomiting, massive dehydration, anaphylaxis, appendicitis, acute myocardial infarction, cerebrovascular accidents, strokes, and even death.

If you or a loved one have suffered or died as a result of any of these vaccines then we stand ready to fight for YOU. Contact the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe to talk to one of our licensed legal representatives who will consider your case and work with you to get all the compensation and benefits you deserve.

Don’t take on those big pharmaceutical companies alone, call us now!”

Got to go now…I think another one of those ads is on the TV…or, is it an ambulance I hear?

Thanks for Reading!

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