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		<title>Fact of the Day: It&#8217;s Melaniamania!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2026 19:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, what's sweeping the Nation is Melania-mania! Just don't ask the Critics, ask the common person. <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=35686">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 00:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was 'Schroomed while shopping for a microphone cable? There's only one explanation: I wasn't high, I was AMAZONKED! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=23438">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Amazonked: A Wheelchair from Another Dimension!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An adjustable upright rollator walker whose adjustability is in the negative direction? Another example of being "Amazonked!". Enjoy! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=23354">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Uh Oh: Singapore Invaded my Shore!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2023 21:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FYI: While stopping Amazon's invasion from Singapore my blog went missing in action: My blog is back, and I hope Singapore isn't. Read more. <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=21132">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 17:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8220;Owning this remote is better than Happiness.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2023 17:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems this Amazon Customer has found something even better than Happiness. Read on, and have a good laugh ;-) <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=18496">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get &#8220;Amazonked&#8221;? Order Two of Them (II)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2023 14:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let's see here: Buy two each for $1 less than a 2-pack? Looks like I’ve been Amazonked! Perhaps taking vitamins might help... <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=17852">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to Get &#8220;Amazonked&#8221;? Order Two of Them.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2023 14:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, Amazon will deliver the 1st one in 1 day, but the 2nd one in 60 days? I've been Amazonked! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=17544">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Amazon&#8217;s Killer Math</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 14:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a math test: Is it cheaper for a company to pay for an abortion than to pay for Pregnancy Leave? Seems Amazon killed the test! <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=12631">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2021 07:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>museman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Pearl Harbor Day 2021 not only did Amazon's servers go down, but curiously some famous Republicans. Confused? Read more. <a href="https://unsolicited.elementfx.com/blog/?p=9522">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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