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"O Muse! the causes and the crimes relate;
What goddess was provok'd, and whence her hate;
For what offense the Queen of Heav'n began
To persecute so brave, so just a man;
Involved his anxious life in endless cares,
Exposed to wants, and hurried into wars!
Can heavenly minds such high resentment show,
Or exercise their spite in human woe?"
- Publius Vergilius Maro (aka: Virgil, 70-20 B.C.)
From: The Aeneid, Book I, as translated by John Dryden, 1697.