...and in celebration of Barack Hussein Obama's re-selection as President of the United States, I present "Stash-"O"-Cash", an entertaining 3-reel slot machine. If you've had your work hours cut, lost your job, been forced into early retirement, or become house-bound because of rising living expenses, why not take a break and watch some "accomplishments" of Obama's first presidential term fly by as you try to match symbols on the pay line? Play long enough and you may even see the elusive "Stash-O-Cash Jackpot!" or even the equally-elusive "SUPER 'Blame Bush' MEGA-JACKPOT!". And, don't worry about getting a free payoff or keeping track of your winnings: The Government will take care of that for you!
(Oh, if you hit an elusive jackpot, be sure to let me know!)
Each reel is identical, with 14 unique symbols on each reel, for 2744 total combinations.
If you keep seeing the same combination, wait longer before stopping the reels (The game is not random, but based on how long the reels spin)
The chances of seeing a top jackpot is 1-in-2744, so you may not see one quickly.
At $1 per spin and payouts in dollars, this machine would pay out $30,912 for each $2,744 put in: Quite a loss!
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