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Well, the 2024 Presidential Election Cycle is in full swing, and it’s a contest between
• America Oldest President, Joe Biden – a career politician who loves ice cream, struggles with thoughts and words, finds gravity challenging, and is almost magnetically attracted to young girls –
Important Update: Democracy Defended! |
Powerful Democrats and rich Liberal Donors, ignoring 14 million people who voted for Biden in the 2024 Democrat Primaries, forced Joe Biden to withdraw from the election. They replaced him with Kamala Harris, who received less than 300 total votes in the 2020 Primaries running against Joe Biden. |
Uh oh…let’s start again, shall we?
Well, the 2024 Presidential Election Cycle is in full swing, and it’s a contest between
• America current Vice President Kamala Davi Harris – a career politician who loved her adulterous boss so well he appointed her to her first two political jobs, struggles with speaking intelligently without a teleprompter, finds granting press conferences aextremely challenging, and is almost magnetically attracted to raising taxes to expand Socialism in America, and
• President Donald J. Trump – a career businessman who loves fast food, struggles with vindictive Liberals, avoids exercise like the Plague, and is almost magnetically attracted to success.
It’s It was going to be the first rematch in a presidential election since 1956, when Republican President Dwight D. Eisenhower defeated Democrat Adlai Stevenson II for the second time. But now, it’s a match between the Free Market and encroaching Socialism, Alpha Male and Beta Female, Successful Businessman and Privileged Prosecutor, Equality and Equity, Greatness and “JOY!”… well, you get the idea
Of course, the Democrats don’t (ever) want to lose, so even though there were at least 21 documented cases of Voter Illegalities during the 2020 Election there’s bound to be more during the next few months, which makes it the perfect time to update the lexicon that conveniently expresses each “Voter Irregularity” using a single word.
Presenting yet another revision of my Election Lexicon…or, as I call it:
The “Elexicon” (2024 Edition) Click a Word to read more about it. |
Word | State | Definition |
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Arenarhea | GA | Thousands of ballots suddenly appear from nowhere in the counting room, preferably while no official election observers are present. |
Ballot-b-que | WA | Ballot drop boxes intentionally set on fire, destroying ballots. |
Bridgelation | CT | Undisclosed ballots suddenly appear days after the polls close, overturning election results. |
Bridgeported | CT | Ballots are photocopied when there aren’t enough. |
Bucked | PA | Telling voters waiting in line line the polling place is closing early. |
Clinturned | PA | Vote flip from GOP to Democrat right before it’s officially counted. | Cofascist | MA | Liberal paints swastika on Conservative candidate’s campaign sign(s). |
Cuyahogtied | OH | Voting machines fail, causing long lines at polls. |
Danvillianized | IN | Forged Voter registrations are submitted to meet a quota. |
Denverted | CO | Diverting voters to less crowded polling places during periods of heavy voter turnout. |
Detroitangled | MI | Voter getting physically stuck in a voting machine. |
Doralater | FL | Telling early voters to come back later after they overwhelm a polling location. |
Edinatended | MN | Leaving boxes of ballots unattended in public for a prolonged period of time. (Note: Can apply to blank or filled ballots) |
Efinchency | CT | Allegedly using a city’s Emergency Management System improperly to get the vote out on Election Day. |
Fairfaxified | VA | Keeping polls open hours after they’re supposed to close. |
Gaminized | CT | Re-elected to the same office after being previously convicted of political corruption while holding that office. (See: Marionated) |
Georjoke | GA | Justice system within a state refuses to take action of alleged voter fraud. |
Gilegation | VA | Liberal Judge orders names purged from voter rolls to be reinstated despite being told those names were invalid. (Pronounced “Guy-lee-gay-shun”) |
Hackolades | NV | Computer experts show voting machine(s) can be hacked but officials say it’s too late to do anything about it. |
Hamiltwoed | OH | Multiple voters cast multiple votes. | Harvisionellised | PA | Incorrectly or undated provisional ballots are counted despite a court order not to. |
Iawoe | IA | Problems created when a phone app designed to “help” with voting tabulation fails miserably. |
Jupitacked | FL | Democrat supporter attacks Conservative supporter at a polling place. |
Lawrenced | MA | Passing out absentee ballots and instructing people how to fill it out for your candidate. |
Maloroni | NY | Rich Liberal Democrat telling their poor constituents how to stretch a dollar due to the repressive policies of Democrats. |
Mam-hattened | NY | Women bare their chests to interfere with a polling place. | Mamilton | NJ | Women forced to remove shirt at polling place; votes wearing only a bra. |
Maricanta | AZ | Voters forced to put ballots into a “secure box” after electronic ballot scanners suddenly fail right before the polls open. |
Maricomplicate | AZ | The ballot is so long and confusing it slows down voting at the polling place. |
Marionated | GA | Re-elected to public office multiple times despite multiple criminal accusations and convictions. (See: Gaminized) |
Maxstake | IL | Mail-in ballots “suddenly” discovered after early results are announced. Named after the announcer, Max Bever. |
Michadelphia | MI | One candidate suddenly gets tens of thousands of votes while their opponent gets none. |
Nevadalater | NV | Voters still allowed to vote after early voting officially ends. |
Oregone | OR | Changing a voter registration from “GOP” to “Non-Partisan”, thus denying them from voting in the GOP Primary. |
Pewaukounted | WI | Voting machine fails to count a voter’s ballot. |
Philadelphiarized | PA | 100% of the votes in a group of precincts “unexpectedly” go to one candidate |
Philadelphide | PA | Number of registered voters almost identical to the total number of eligible voters. |
Philatimidation | PA | Democrat-supporting Union members intimidating Conservative voters at the polls |
Pueblopposited | CO | Voting machine switches your vote to the opposite candidate. |
Renoheckleated | NV | Removing flyers promoting a Republican from front doors of homes. Named after GOP candidate Joe Heck. |
San Pedropped | CA | Stacks of duplicate ballots discovered at the front door of your home. |
Shampain | IL | Computer servers tabulating electronic votes come under cyber attack on Election Day. |
Tangipahoadded | LA | Voting machines pre-loaded with votes for Democrat candidate(s) before voting officially starts. |
Thorencesued | WI | Sued for counting paper voter ballots by hand. |
Vobo-bomb | MD | Taking a picture/selfie of the voting booth while voting (also called: Mosbomb) |
Here’s an example of the New Elexicon in use, to show just how convenient it is:
“When our polling place was Cuyahogtied, we Denverted, but began to Bridgeport as soon as we determined Lawrencing was taking place outside. In fact, the waiting line was so long and Pewaukounting so rampant that the Mayor authorized Fairfaxing. Remarkably, almost all of the polling places were Philadelphiarized: We really didn’t even need to Hamiltwo or Pueblopposite! ”
And, here’s another:
“We used Efinchency and then Mam-hattening some of the polling places and Lawrenced, but Pewaukounting meant we needed to Bridgeport and San Pedrop more Danvillianized ballots. Unfortunately, it was at the wrong address so we Clinturned votes and lost a close race anyway. However, in the end Arenarhea and Bridgelation came through, and thanks to Gerjoke our candidate was Gaminized.”
Have you got another word that would be right at home on this list? If so, let me know!
Thanks for reading!