Louisiana calls John Neely Kennedy their Senator to the US Congress, but I consider him America’s modern equivalent of Foghorn Leghorn, Warner Brothers’ large, loud, and blustery cartoon rooster known for his clever colloquialisms. However, unlike that raucous rooster Senator Kennedy isn’t loud, blusterous, or known to have his plans spectacularly backfire: He simply has an uncanny ability to utter a well-timed, well-crafted, and almost always humorous line containing just enough common sense. Just like Foghorn Leghorn.

Kennedy’s been Louisiana’s Senior Senator since 2017, and since then has provided a number of distinctive and memorable quotes destined to put him in the same esteemed company as Ronald Reagan’s humorous jokes, George Bush’s malapropisms, Jimmy Carter’s mispronunciation of the word “Nuclear“, and perhaps even Kamala Harris’ mastery of the word salad.

If you’ve never heard Senator Kennedy’s delightful use of the English Language, or wish to relive some of his great expressions, you can now enjoy them simply by spinning the “John Kennedy Collquializer“!

It’s Senator John Kennedy “Colloquializer”! Click the image of “Senator Kennedy” to randomly select one of his over 275 documented clever colloquialisms. Just click me for a clever comment! FYI: The 278 Senator Kennedy quotes shown here were collected by: Mandy Watson at Burning for Success An author called “Michael” at Alibaba (which appears to be an AI-Generated website), and A bunch more from the website “meme says“ (run by unknown people and registered in Vilnius, Lithuania) (click to view book) With the Senator’s unrivaled proclivity for pontification I’m sure the list will keep on growing!

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