What Jimmy Kimmel said during his monologue:
(after Donald J. Trump was re-elected President)
“Let’s be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech; it was a terrible night for poor people, for the Middle Class, for seniors who rely on Social Security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the Truth, for Democracy, and decency.”
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What I heard him say:
“Let’s be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night
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• for women who want abortion on demand, right up to the moment of birth;
• for children, whose genitals Liberals want to mutilate at the moment a child exhibits behavior expresses curiosity about another gender;
• for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go, for soon they’ll no longer have to watch as their wages are reduced, taxes increased, communities threatened, heritage insulted, and reputations tarnished by millions of illegal aliens Democrats have allowed to cross into America these past four years; • for mandatory “Medicare for All” health care Liberals want to force Americans to accept; • for our climate, where Anthropogenic Global Warming has yet to be conclusively proven by so-called “Climate Scientists”; • for science, who traded their objectivity for government grants and subsidies; • for journalism, whose Liberal bias, misquoting, deceptive editing, “Fact-checking” has been exposed; • for justice, where Liberal attorneys, judges, and bureaucrats won’t be able to practice Lawfare on their enemies; • for free speech, as Social Media will no longer be able to censor views not conforming to Progressive narratives as advanced by Democrats; |
it was a terrible night
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• for poor people, who’ll no longer be captive to Democrats as Trump’s economic policies will raise them from poverty;
• for the Middle Class, soon to find relief from the higher prices caused by Democrats’ inflationary policies; • for seniors who rely on Social Security, who’ll find their fixed income will now go even further; • for our allies in Ukraine, now confronted with genuinely negotiating peace rather than consuming America’s treasure to wage war; • for NATO, as they’ll now have to finance their own self-defense and military actions; • for the Truth, which will have to encompass all truths, not just what Liberals say is “true”; • for Democracy, as Liberals accept that America’s a Constitutional Republic; and • decency, which will renounce Progressive Liberals demanding the Majority accept their perversions as “Normal” |
Let’s be honest, Jimmy: I heard you, and It was a terrible night for YOU, your Network, your target audience, and your commercial sponsors. But I heard America’s majority wanted a great night, and a great America. They got their great night on November 5th, and they’ll start getting their great America early next year.
Thanks for Reading!
