Today, as I practice my “Taco Bell Tuesday” tradition of enjoying a sumptuous repast of pre-seasoned, pre-cooked “Mexican-like” food in the “luxurious dining room” of my local Taco Bell, I noticed the cute sayings on their sauce packets and wondered about possible sayings their Advertising Department rejected. (Click an image to enlarge)

Enjoy!

Legal stuff: Taco Bell, “Think Ouside the Bun”, the Taco Bell Logo, and sauce packet designs are Registered Trademarks (®) of, and the sauce recipes Copyright (©) of, the Taco Bell Corporation, whose rights are acknowledged by the Author. Oh, and if you’re Taco Bell and you like these I’d love to discuss a royalty for “Derivative Work”

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