A Public Service Announcement, Brought to you by The MUSEman
Every day rich, successful, Liberal celebrities all over the United States are suffering.
Why? Because Donald J. Trump has been re-elected President of the United States in a landslide victory given to him by Deplorable people.
People who are Fascists, Seditionists, Insurrectionists, Racists, Sexists, Phobics, Bible-clutchers, and Gun-owners.
People brainwashed into defending America’s obsolete Founding Principles & Virtues.
People who are Garbage.
It doesn’t matter if these Celebrities are in their expansive mansions, expensive sports cars, personal limousines, private jets, crewed yachts, or secluded beachfront homes – they’re experiencing ever-increasing confusion, doubt, anxiety, fear, depression and anger.
And it’s with them everywhere they go: Expensive stores, private parties, fancy restaurants, exclusive clubs, remote islands, even in the privacy of their own home theaters, game rooms, luxurious cedar saunas, and room-size walk-in closets.
It’s constant…relentless…overwhelming…traumatizing…all-consuming.
These unfortunate Liberals desperately need your help. Right now. Because it’s not enough for them to just scream at the sky as they weep and gnash their teeth.
Can you take just a few minutes to help them? All it takes is to show them how to reach their neighbor to the North: Canada. Help them reach refuge in a country where they can find solace in Socialism, snow, and soufflés.
Please act now, before it too late! Here’s how:
(Oh, and if you can’t help them, click here for the solution! 
Thanks for Reading!
Disclaimer: Articles and photos are provided as examples only: They are not meant to suggest any celebrity disclosed in any article or photo is suffering as a result of Trump’s election win.
