Hey BoSox Fans: Does 2013 Feel Like 2007?

Red Sox AL Standings as of Aug. 17, 2007.

It was Friday, August 17th, 2007, and the Boston Red Sox were playing the LA Angels of Anaheim in an afternoon makeup game rescheduled from April 15th due to bad weather. Manny Ramirez was “just being Manny” as he, his iPod, Green Monster lavatory, and David Ortiz – the most feared hitting duo in the history of baseball – along with help from J. D. Drew, Doug Mirabelli, Alex Cora and Mike Lowell tagged starting pitcher John Lackey for six runs in the 1st inning on their way to an 8-4 win. Boston’s record now stood at 73-48.

The Red Sox dominated the first half of the ’07 Season, with 53W 34L, or 0.609 winning percentage, at the All Star Break. Despite the perennial 2nd half Sox slowdown and surge by the dreaded New York Yankees – who played a phenomenal 0.682 ball over the stretch – the Sox held on to the AL East by two games over the Yankees and defeated the LA Angels and John Lackey in the ALDS on their way to their 2nd World Championship in this new millennia.

After the 8th Disaster of the World called “Bobby Valentine’s 2012 Boston Red Sox”*, and subsequent history-making roster explosion that only the Commissioner of Baseball Bud Selig and ex-Red Sox suitor Frank McCourt could provide,  I never expected any kind of a Sox season, let alone the we’ve witnessed so far: The $82.5 million John Lackey investment is finally showing dividends during his final contract year, Felix Dubront has emerged as the Sox’ most consistent pitcher, Daniel Nava appears to have finally escaped the Kevin Youkilis commuter lane from Boston to Pawtucket, Jonny Gomes is proving his worth to the team and fans, and our farm system is providing exciting and capable players in Jackie Bradley Jr., Jose Inglesias, and Brandon Workman.

An old, hurt, and scandal-burdened Yankees team falling faster than gravity only adds extra relish to these already tasty Fenway hot dogs. And, while I’m using a hot dog metaphor, their recent acquisition of Cy Young winner Jake Peavy and reliever Brayan Villarreal will supply more down-the-stretch mustard to their pitching staff.

As a true Sox fan I know they still have their problems: They need to find a real shortstop (Stephen Drew is good, but he’s not Nomar or Handley Ramirez), a true closer (losing Joel Hanrahan was bad; rehiring a currently-mediocre Jonathan Papelbon would be worse), and some way to beat the red-hot Tampa Bay Rays. More importantly, the Red Sox need to avoid their annual late-season slump in a division where Baltimore’s pitching and the nagging nemesis called the NY Yankees might not be able to catch them but could easily spoil their Wild Card chances.

At the start of the season I predicted Boston would occupy the basement, just behind the Yankees in the American League East, reasoning that no matter how good the Sox are the Yankees always play better, and while sports pundits predicted the 2013 Yankees would win the AL East I believed they were getting too old and slow despite their house cleaning. With my prediction working out as well as Bobby Valentine’s tenure as manager, I’m simply going to stand by my prediction, sit back, and enjoy the rest of this improbable season for as long as it lasts.

Still, with the Red Sox currently at 72-49 as I write this, I’m trying really hard not to think that we could be seeing the second coming of 2007.

*The 1st seven disasters? The Fall of Rome, 1929 Stock Market Crash, Titanic Sinking, Hindenberg Explosion, World War II Conflict, 9/11 Terror Attack, and Keynesian Economics.

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Spy Reveals Hillary’s Clinton’s BIG Secret

No, the spy in question isn’t Edward Snowden, who’s basically told us that while the United States Constitution’s 4th Amendment ensures citizens the “…right to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures…” apparently it doesn’t stop the government from collecting and storing data.

Rather, it’s a “Spy” who revealed this secret about Hillary Clinton way back in 1995, and, by golly it appears to be a big one:

Hillary's secret? She's got "Mail"!

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Cover photo aside, Hillary Rodham Clinton:

With all of Hillary Clinton’s exception failures, should it be no secret that voters fail to elect Hillary Rodham Clinton as President in 2016?

Credit: The cover above is from the excellently-written and sorely missed “SPY” magazine, formerly published by SPY magazine LP from 1986 to 1998 (ISSN: 0890-1759). Image shown is the cover of their Volume 9 Issue 5 of September/October 1995. Cover model is Laura Selway from Life Styles, with props from Pink Pussy Cat Boutique.
Update: A big, BIG tip of the (Red Sox) cap to Doug Ross @ Journal, who cross-posted this on his site!

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Verizon’s New Security Notice

I find it funny* that soon after finding out that Verizon was providing their American users’ telephony and email records to the National Security Agency (NSA) I noticed this warning from Verizon popping up every time I log into my email account:

Verizon's telling me my password isn't secure?!?

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Let’s see… I wonder who that “third party” could be  ;-)

*and, by “funny” I mean “not enough lifeboats on the Titanic for the grown men” funny.

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Red Sox Nation in Iran?

As an ardent Red Sox fan I’m rarely surprised to learn where Red Sox fans are located – in fact, I’m sure there’s at least one Red Sox fan in Hyderabad, India. However, imagine my surprise when I discovered the location of this visitor looking at my Red Sox photos: (click to enlarge)

Hold on...this person is from IRAN!

(Ahmadinejad's a Sox fan? Probably not.)

Is this an actual visitor from Iran? An Iranian internet provider indexing my site? I haven’t got a clue, but thanks for taking a look at my humble little website, and keep rooting for those Red Sox!

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Cartoon of the Day: “Cars like Airplanes”

If you’ve a few minutes to spare from your busy day, why not take in this short but humorous cartoon? Learn about road safety and healthy eating as you watch Abu Awad try and make his way through the West Bank in this cartoon titled “Cars like Airplanes“:

Enjoy the cartoon? Try taking this Pop Quiz:

What’s wrong with this video?

(a) Some passengers in the van are not wearing seat belts.
(b) The van’s driver is using his cellphone while driving.
(c) A video created by a US Government Agency and funded by US Taxpayers for the Palestinians includes eight references to “God” or “prayer”.
(d) One man does not have his head covered at the funeral service.

BTW: “This is the first episode of the USAID-funded cartoon campaign for the Palestinian Authority…” The USAID was created in 1961 by Democrat President John F. Kennedy via Executive Order. For 2014, the USAID has requested a budget of $20.4 Billion.

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Having Trouble Trying to email me?

If you’ve emailed me within the last couple of days expecting a reply and didn’t receive one, it’s not that I’ve ignored you: My host provider is doing a little “house cleaning” on their server(s) and while they attend to it I’m unable to administrate my website.

So, if you like, feel free to contact me by clicking on the title and posting a comment, and we’ll let WordPress handle it.

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