Quote of the Day: The End of Republican Presidents?!?

“…it is now no longer possible for Republicans to win the presidency under current conditions. It may be possible to retake the Senate in 2024 by flipping two or more of Montana, Wisconsin, Ohio, West Virginia, and possibly Nevada…but the Presidency is now a DNC Sinecure.”
- Eurysthenes, 15 Nov 2022, via Twitter
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Let’s Learn “Disinformation” from the Experts!

The Daily Mail recently reported former president George W. Bush, 76, will host his “The Struggle for Freedom” conference in Dallas, Texas on November 16th, 2022, where “Activists, experts, and leaders will gather at the Bush Institute to assess threats to freedom…”, while former (p)resident Barack Hussein Obama will be holding a “Democracy Forum” in New York City on the 17th.

According the the news outlet Axios, each conference will focus on “highlighting rising threats from authoritarianism and disinformation — and how to combat them globally and at home“.

Fantastic! What better way to learn about “Disinformation” than from two notable and legendary Masters of Disinformation? Let’s review!


Former President George W. Bush

President George W. Bush Official White House PortraitBetween 2001 and 2003 President Bush:

“It’s important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland because we value the Constitution.”
- President George W. Bush, 2004-04-20

“George W. Bush is a liar. He has lied large and small, directly and by omission. He has mugged the truth—not merely in honest error, but deliberately, consistently, and repeatedly.”
- David Corn, “The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics of Deception“, Crown; First Edition (Sept. 30, 2003), ISBN: 1400050669


Former (p)Resident Barack Hussein Obama

Barack Hussein Obama's Official White House PhotoBetween 2008 and 2016 Barack Obama:

“If you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan, period. No one will take it away, no matter what.”
- Barack Hussein Obama, 2009 speech to the AMA, rated as “Lie of the Year” by Liberal “Fact-checking” site Politifact.com


“Whatever you have done is never a complete failure.
It can always serve as a bad example.”
Murphy’s Laws, “Principles of Success”

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Memeory Time: What Happened to Monkeypox?!?

Just my luck: As soon as I create a couple of clever memes about a brand new strain of a well-known virus all the reporting on it suddenly stops (or, maybe I was just so busy reading about how Monkeypox could be the next COVID-19, but easier to transmit and much deadlier, that I forgot to post them…yeah, let’s go with that excuse ;-) )

Anyway, enjoy!

Hello Monkeypox

Interesting Facts
As soon as it was publicly reported that the MPVX (H-MPVX) strain of the Monkeypox virus was primarily spreading among same-sex males and later spreading to both children and press reports on the virus suddenly stopped. Even the CDC has apparently stopped reporting Monkeypox Cases by Age and Gender, Race/Ethnicity, and Symptoms.


COVID jealous of Monkeypox

Interesting Facts
The Monkeypox virus was discovered in 1958, with the first human case reported in 1972 and the first case in the USA reported in 2003. The virus can be effectively treated using known treatments for smallpox. Historically, nearly all cases of Monkeypox happen in under-developed countries, the most being in Africa. The 2022 outbreak in the USA, which peaked in August, has infected 28,881 with 11 reported deaths (a mortality rate of 0.04%).

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The Revised “Elexicon”! (2022)

Well, the 2022 Midterm Elections have come and gone, and while voters were not able to decide if America’s most powerful victim of potential Elder Abuse should remain in office there were still some “Voter Irregularities“. So, once again, it’s probably a good time to update the lexicon that takes typical and every-growing examples of “voter irregularities” and conveniently expresses each using a single word.

Presenting another revision of my Election Lexicon…or, as I call it: Continue reading

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Quote of the Day: Sean and the Chef!

Chef BoyAreWe F*cked Label
“I grew up in a family where if the gas price went up, the food budget went down, so by this time of the week we’d be eating Chef Boyardee if that budget wasn’t gonna change. That’s what families have to do.”
- Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney (Democrat, Rep. NY-17), Nov 7th, 2022.


(BTW: Click here to see the nutritional value of Chef Boyardee’s “Mini Beef Raviolis with Meatballs”.)

Here’s a bit more information on Rep. Maloney for you to “chew on”: Continue reading

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Headline of the Day…Elections Style!

DNC Reports Election Ballot Drop Boxes now 40% Larger!

Before: 2020 Version. After: 2022 Version!
Smal Ballot Dropoff Box Large Election Ballot Dropbox

(BTW: This headline is satire, for those who’ve read this far ;-) )

Remember: The 2024 Presidential Election will arrive sooner than you think, so be prepared to be on the lookout for all those Election Day mules trying to fight Jim Crow Laws by ensuring “Every Vote Counts!”, stopping “Voter Suppression!”, and preventing “Voter Intimidation!”, and…

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Image Source: Portion of photo taken by Frederic J. Brown (Agence France-Presse / Getty Images), as published in the article “How to Find Official California Ballot Drop Boxes – The New York Times”, Marie Tae McDermott, Oct. 14, 2020.

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