At breakfast this morning I asked to borrow a newspaper from another customer.
‘This is the 21st century, old man,’ he said. ‘I don’t waste my money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my new iPad.’
After using it, I was really impressed. And, I can tell you this – that darn fly never knew what hit him!
(which reminds me of this – but, I digress)
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