While you’re reviewing your school’s recommended tips to fight off a potential rapist now that it’s illegal to carry a gun on campus, why not consider just hitting them with your “Truth of Dare” pointed-toe pumps by Madonna Shoes?

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If you like them, better order them soon: Should legislators decide pointy shoes are just as effective as concealed weapons are at stopping crime on campus…

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…they may outlaw “assault shoes” and require you to wear “non-threatening”, sensible flats.

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