Lets’s Sing Diplomatically! “Stuck in the Middle with Jews”


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“In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power – including strong and principled diplomacy.”
- Barack Hussein Obama

Under former president Obama, Obama, Vice President Biden, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s diplomacy…

  • didn’t support Iran’s democratic Green Movement (2009),
  • enabled the resignation of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood (25th January Revolution of 2011),
  • supported the overthrow of Libya’s leader Quadafi (2011),
  • refused to meet with Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu (2012),
  • ignored warnings of a terrorist attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi (Sept. 11, 2012),
  • interfered in Israel’s 2015 presidential election (2014), negotiated a disastrous Nuclear Deal with Iran (2015),
  • released billions of dollars to Iran (2016),
  • condemned Israel for building settlements (2016), and
  • paid $400M to Iran to release 5 American prisoners (2016),

…among other actions.

And Obama’s successors, the Vice President Harris, President Biden, and Sec’y of State Blinken’s diplomacy…

…among other actions.

One might conclude the “strong and principled diplomacy” practiced by Obama and his proteges since 2008 appeases Muslim Caliphates while undermining and marginalizing Israel, America’s dependable Middle East ally since 1949. A diplomacy which may have emboldened Hamas to attack Israel on October 7, 2023, Israel to respond by finally destroying Hamas, and a conflict which finds Israel fighting both Iran’s proxies – Hamas, Hezbollah, and Houthis – and now Iran itself.

“The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.
- Will Rogers

The situation in the Middle East remains delicate: Despite Iran’s claim their attack on Israel “is over”, there’s always the possibility of a direct military exchange between Israel and Iran, and even a remote chance of a nuclear event such as Israel targeting Iran’s nuclear facilities or both sides launching nuclear weapons.

So, while we wait to see what deceptions diplomats will use to excuse their “dumbness” there’s only one thing to do: SING!


Stuck In The Middle With Jews
(Sung to the tune “Stuck in the Middle with You”,
by Stealers Wheels, written by Gerald Rafferty & Joe Egan, 1972)

Well, I don’t know why I’m in such a fright
I guess the feeling I got isn’t right
I’m so scared after I went to that fair
And saw Hamas killing Jews everywhere
Hamas to the left of me, Hezbollah to the right
Here I am, stuck in the land of the Jews
Map of Israel and Surrounding Region
Yes, I’m here in the land of the Jews
And I’m wondering what the Muslims will do
It’s so hard to keep a smile on my face
When they want to kill the whole Jewish race
Hamas to the left of me, Hezbollah to the right
Here I am, trapped in the land of the Jews
Muslim Boy: Destroy Israel!
Chorus:
Well, they started off with nothing
And now Israel’s a prosperous land
And then Palestine comes crawling
Launching their attacks and say “Leave, leave
A Prosperous Israel!
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I see Hamas wants no peace at all
As they build their tunnels under my floor
Or slay families after forcing their doors
Hamas to the left of me, Hezbollah to the right
Here I am, trapped in the land of the Jews
Map of Known Hamas Tunnels in Gaza
Chorus:
Well, they got Gaza for nothing
And they kept it an impoverished land
The terrorists keep attacking
Sponsored by Iran and say “Peace, peace”

Price of each Hamas Tunnel
Well, I don’t know why Muslims want to fight
Perhaps the promise of Virgins is nice
I’m so glad the IDF is prepared
To stop those Muslim terrorists everywhere
Hamas to the left of me, Hezbollah to the right
IDF, defending innocent Jews
72 Wives? It's in the Book!
Here I am, trapped in the land of the Jews
Stuck in the land of the Jews
IDF, defending all of the Jews

(Image Source: Matan2001 / IDF Spokesperson’s Unit)
Official IDF Badge, 2022

Added Bonus: Here’s the official video of Stealers Wheels’ classic 1972 song!

Thanks for Reading!

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