(Very Little) Food for Thought…

Just wondering…

When the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010 (aka: “ObamaCare“, HR 4872) eventually makes our available food choices…

and,

…just how “free” are we going to be?

Perhaps we’ll be free to reduce the world’s population to an Earth-friendly, eco-sustainable, level by sumptuously dining on high-protein, low-fat, readily-available food washed down with a copious amount of natural sunlight as we feel a little self-righteous for closing down evil food companies.

Note: I don’t mean to disparage anyone with an actual food allergies… I’ve got some myself.

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A Little Obama BS

It looks like President Obama and his election strategists have finally decided on a campaign slogan worthy of his (presumed) reelection: “Forward“.

I’m going to ignore for a second that:

  1. linguistically, Obama’s continuing the fine Democrat tradition of selecting idealistic, innocuous campaign slogans (I wonder if  “Together We Can” + “Hope
    & Change
    ” + “Forward” was intentionally designed as an incomplete-yet-subliminal sentence, or simply coincidental?)
    ;
  2. socio-politically, they chose a word favored by Marxist, Communist, Fascist, and Socialist leaders when inspiring their followers;
  3. metaphysically, the “Arrow of Time” only points “forward“;
  4. sociopathically, Obama’s previous use of the open-ended phrase “Change is” seemed much more appropriate.
Why? Because the word “Forward” completely overlooks Obama’s many impressive accomplishments during the past 4 years – accomplishments he’d certainly want to brag about if he were truly serious about keeping his job. Personally, I know that if my job were on the line (which would be every single day, unless you’re a government worker or Union member) I’d be sure to engage in continuous, almost shameless self-promotion.

So, let’s consider some of President Obama’s copious accomplishments:

  • Disrespected SCOTUS (link)
  • Obamacare imposed (link)
  • Wealth redistributed (link)
  • Nationalized industries (link)
  • Welfare expanded (link)
  • Apologized worldwide (link)
  • Rayshull divider (link)
  • Dedicated golfer (link)

Well, blow me down and call me “windswept”“DOWNWARD”? – This one word brilliantly summarizes his accomplishments while simultaneously painting a picture of exactly what to expect should he be (gasp!) re-elected.

Obama 2012 BS

It’s the perfect slogan for Obama’s 2012 campaign… and, here’s a Bumper Sticker to commemorate it, courtesy of my lousy graphics art skills! (click it for a much larger version)

Attributions: The Obama logo was designed by Sender, LLC; the Democrat Party logo was designed by SS+K; any & all intellectual property rights associated with them are dutifully acknowledged.

Update: A hearty “Thanks!” to Doug Ross @ Journal for including a link to this post in his “Cornucopia” section of May 24, 2012 – be sure to check out his excellent site! :-)

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I’m protesting against TEA Party “activists”!

While surfing the web recently an old forum discussion on DemocraticUnderground.com caught my attention:

Why are Tea Party folks called ‘Activists’ while OWS supporters are labeled ‘Protesters’ ?

At first glance I wondered if the question was academic: I assumed each word was used pretty much interchangeably when describing either group, as their definitions are almost identical:

Activist: A proponent or practitioner of the use of direct, often confrontational action, such as a demonstration or strike, in opposition to or support of a cause.
Protester: 1. A formal declaration of disapproval or objection issued by a concerned person, group, or organization. 2. An individual or collective gesture or display of disapproval

However, the subtle yet important difference in their definitions piqued my curiosity. So, I used Google to find out how often the TEA Party and Occupy Wall Street (OWS) were each labeled with either “activist” or “protester” in the headline of a published article:

Google mentions of OWS vs. TEA Party

Although there were more articles involving the TEA Party, it appeared my assumption was correct and the poster’s question moot: Someone “Googling” the entire internet for information on the TEA Party or OWS were just as likely to see the word “activist” or “protester” in the headline.

But, what if someone (such as myself) has a convenient list of websites or RSS feeds they read regularly? Look what happens when I limit my Google searching to popular news sites I recalled off the top of my head: CNN, the LA Times, MSNBC, the NY Times, the Wall Street Journal, FOX News, The Huffington Post (AOL), Politico, and USA Today.

Word "activist" associated with OWS & TEA Party(click image to enlarge)Word "protest" associated with OWS & TEA Party

Well I’ll be darned like a sock: Every one of the major news websites I chose – including the “ultra-conservative” Fox News and the purportedly-neutral Politico – labeled the TEA Party as “activists” and OWS as “protesters”. Still, that’s not too bad – I mean, just how many people read these particular websites, anyway?

Monthly Unique Viewers, Various online news sites

Oh… millions of people read these websites. And, I’ve only picked nine websites from the vast interweb.

Unfortunately, my little Google excursion didn’t address the “Why” of the original question. After all, when I think of “direct, often confrontational action” I’m thinking chants, shouting, intimidation, violence, vandalism, theft, disrespect and lawlessness: Activities I’d associate with the Occupy Wall Street movement (heck, the word “occupy”, which can be direct and confrontational all by itself, is in their name!). I certainly wouldn’t apply those words to any TEA Party member I’ve met or rally I’ve witnessed – unless one considers “activism” involving prayer, US flags, the Pledge of Allegiance, peaceful assembly & speeches, fiscal responsibility, an appreciation of our founding principles & documents, tidying up their trash, and generally better wardrobe, manners, and (ahem) reasonable hygiene as “confrontational”.

But, my next discovery was even more surprising:  The TEA Party has been routinely (and, unjustly) accused of being  discriminatory against a certain ethnic group, or, to use a word the censors will might ignore, “ray-cyst” (or, if you prefer, “r@c1$t”). Once again, let’s use Google to check if this label is placed disproportionately upon the TEA Party:

Word "ray-cizm" associated with OWS & TEA Party

Surprise! Once again every one of the major news outlets I chose associated this disparaging word with the TEA Party and not OWS.

To me, such a label is unjustified – especially when one considers the ethnic makeup of the two groups, based on info found on the internet:

OWS vs. TEA Party: Ethnicity of members.

Compared to the general US population, both the TEA Party and Occupy Wall Street not only comprise a greater percentage of Caucasians, but their percentages are essentially identical. However, the TEA Party represents a greater percentage of Hispanics and Blacks, while the OWS has a greater percentage of “Other” (I presume Asian, Native Americans, and Multiple Ethnicities).

So, if you happen to see a guy of below-average height, weight, and build, dressed in neat, casual clothes and a Red Sox cap, standing in one spot, engaged in calm, polite conversation with an interested person(s) and holding a sign saying “TEA Partiers are not Activists!” or “The TEA Party doesn’t Discriminate!“, please don’t be offended by my use of an exclamation point:

That’s just my inner “activist” being “direct and confrontational;-)

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Obama Loses Delegates to a Convict!

According to BuzzFeed.com (Note: Article’s comments may be NSFW) West Virginia resident Keith Judd, currently serving a sentence at the Beaumont, Texas Federal Correctional Institution for extortion, won about 41% of the votes cast during the state’s Democratic Primary.

Accordingly, Mr. Judd is entitled to at least one delegate at the Democratic National Convention. However, it’s expected that the DNC will revoke or reassign his delegate(s) – I suspect because he’d still be in prison during his election campaign.

Frankly, based on history I don’t see how Mr. Judd’s incarceration should be an impediment:

In my opinion, Mr. Judd clearly went about this the wrong way: He should have attained political office first, then gone to prison – just like many of our Congressional members!

Hold on… Seems Keith Judd ran the Idaho State Democratic Primary back in 2008. Maybe he did do it the right way.

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If Liberals Ran Major League Baseball.

At a recent Red Sox game at Fenway Park, I waited at the water fountain while a woman refilled her empty water bottle. She apologized, saying she wasn’t going to buy another bottle of water at $4.00 – after all, she said, “Aren’t they making like 2000% profit on this?

“2000%”? I’m guessing it’s more like “5800%”. Which got me thinking: Between 2008 and 2010, when the Democrats effectively controlled both the Presidency and Congress, they nationalized General Motors, GMAC Financing (now Ally Bank), health care, and school loans; and, sold Chrysler to the Italians (who plan to buy a majority share). All that took up an awful lot of time, money, and effort for seemingly not much benefit (unless you’re in a Union… then, congratulations!). Why didn’t they just start small, and nationalize our National Pastime, Major League Baseball? After all, MLB is exempt from anti-trust regulations, so nationalizing it should be a breeze!

No matter. If the Democrats (gasp!) do well in 2012 they’ll have plenty of time to work their collective “nationalismo” on the MLB. And, here’s what they could do to improve the experience for us all:

  1. Everyone must belong to a Union.
    Sure, the players are unionized, and I suspect plenty of other workers are as well (eg: foodservice). But, now everyone who works in Major League Baseball must belong to a Union – from the Front Office to Parking lot attendants. If there’s a team in a “Right to Work” state (the Atlanta Braves or Texas Rangers, for example), then they’ll either kowtow to the National Labor Relations Board, or they’ll be advised to relocate to a state where “Right to Work” laws don’t exist.
  2. Cap salaries at the “1% Taxpayer” level.
    According to the IRS, in 2009 you needed to make over $343,927 in Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) to be in the top 1% of taxpayers. Well, many players and others involved with MLB easily make enough money to join the “1%” club. Limiting just the top 25 highest-paid players for 2012 to a $343,927 annual salary would reduce their combined cost by over 98%, saving US$508,248,620… or, about US$7.00 per ticket based on 2011 total attendance. As President Obama remarked: “I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money“, so let our MLB franchises set a selfless example by making sure their employees are not “evil one percenters“.
  3. 15% Maximum profit margin.
    Anything that’s sold – tickets, parking, food, drinks, souvenirs, anything – must be sold at a 15% profit margin or less. Why does water cost $4.75 in the ballpark when I can buy 6-pack at the local Dollar Tree for $1.00 (or, about 16 cents a bottle) who’s still making a profit on it? Why is a “personal-sized” 6″ pizza $6.75 when I can get a full-sized pie at Little Ceasar’s for $5.00 anytime they’re open? Plenty of successful industries operate with low profit margins: Health Insurance Companies (15-20%) , Oil Companies, Casinos (17-25%), Costco (15%), and PC Manufacturers (single digits, save for Apple), and probably more, So, professional baseball can certainly thrive at 15% profit – especially now that employee costs have been “rightsized” in Step 2.
  4. Open seating.
    All seats are the exact same price, and no one gets to pick their seat – they’re randomly assigned at time of purchase. And, no more Season Tickets – it’s unfair for some people to have more than others. No need to let Class Warfare infiltrate our Nation’s Pastime!
  5. Mandatory ticket purchasing.
    It’s the Nation’s Pastime, so everyone must purchase a ticket. Parents will purchase tickets for  their children under the age of 26. As the number of tickets available during the year is far less than the number of eligible purchasers, tickets will be assigned via a nationwide lottery.
  6. No secondary market.
    Ticket resellers, Scaplers, Bookies, Souvenir sellers, etc. should not be allowed to make quick profits through market speculation. Besides, everything controlled by a single, Federally infrastructure must mean better service, higher efficiency, less waste & corruption, and a better customer experience: Just like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Amtrak, the US Post Office, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac (and, soon, Pell Grants).
  7. Healthy Foods Only.
    Hotdogs? Hamburgers? Fried dough? Pizza? Forget it, they’re all bad for you! Also, no ice cream, peanuts, cotton candy, cheesy nachos, lemonade, kettle corn, lobster rolls, clam chowder, soda, fried chicken, or… just about everything. It’ll all be forbidden except for possibly fruit cups/juices, salads, vegetable plates, hummus, water, and maybe air-popped, salt-free popcorn and alcohol-free “lite” beer or a wine. Of course, the lyrics to “Take me out to the Ballgame” will be adjusted accordingly to avoid falling back into unhealthy eating habits, as they’ll be no Cracker Jack® either, despite Frito-Lay’s nutritional claims.
  8. No 7th Inning Stretch.
    “Stretching” isn’t healthy. Instead, they’ll be a “7th Inning Move!“, where the strength & conditioning coaches will take the field and lead the crowd in some at-seat exercizing for at least 5 minutes to get their heart rates up and collective weights down. Added benefit: It’ll make fans more attentive during the critical last two innings of the game.
  9. Patriotic Neutrality.
    No pre-game National Anthem, “God Bless America” during the stretch, or US flags on uniforms & equipment, as these may offend foreigners or pacifists in attendance: We should be respectful of others.
  10. No Audience Cheering or Booing.
    The fact a player has made it to the Majors is worthy of praise regardless of their actual performance, and no participant should be applauded or booed based on their performance, team affiliation, or personal opinions. Instead, in-stadium cameras will automatically analyze each play and automatically provide the appropriate amount and duration of applause regardless of every player regardless of team.
  11. No Post-Season Play
    Having sports be a “win-lose” proposition simply reinforces a “haves vs. haves-not” class system: So let’s make everyone a winner – No team should win at another team’s expense. We should all win or lose together!

Enjoy the game! And…

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A Dependance on Remembering Editorial Cartoons

“Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it.” - George Santayana1

For those who believe a society characterized by Federal  Government dependency is a recent phenomena (ie: within your lifetime), consider this editorial cartoon from the Rome News-Tribune newspaper publication of July 1, 1966, during Democrat President Lyndon B. Johnson’s implementation of his “Great Society“:

Declaration of (Federal Government) Dependence

Let’s go back a bit further: How about this cartoon from a Washington, D.C. Star newspaper published in early January, 1934, during Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s implementation of his “New Deal“:

Dr. FDR Pushin' Pills to Uncle Sam

…and, how will this Socialist utopia be funded (at least until a future “United Federation” abolishes money)? A cartoon from the Chicago Tribune newspaper of April 21st, 1934 already provides an answer that’s eerily prescient of today:

From the cartoon’s text:

Plan of Action for the U.S.
Spend! Spend! Spend under the guise of Recovery
Bust the Government
Blame the Capitalists for the failure
Junk the Constitution, and
Declare a Dictatorship

Sound familiar? George Santayana’s no doubt looking at our last four years and smugly smiling.

Update: Here’s a nice cartoon that summarizes the point of this post.

(1) From: “Reason in Common Sense”, the first volume of George Santayana’s series “The Life of Reason”.

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