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2024 Already? It’s Mid-week Memeory Time!

Posted on January 11, 2024 by museman

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I hope you’ve all survived the 2023 Christmas Season happy, healthy, and reasonably free of additional debt and unsightly weight gain. As for me, the great news I learned during my first Taco Bell Tuesday of 2024 had me so excited I waited until today to present my latest Memeories. So, enjoy my first Memeories of 2024 as I wish I could find a way to return the one gift I never look forward to receiving: Year-end Tax Forms

Credit: Photo of hungover man created by and courtesy of Freepik.com

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to ~~drive traffic~~ add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else.

Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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It’s no secret that President Joe Biden has spent about 40% of his time on vacation at taxpayers’ expense, a fact which shouldn’t surprise anyone who heard him say he goes back to Delaware “every chance I get“. Remembering Joe’s fondness for beaches I imagined how General George Washington might have made sure Joe’s trip to Valley Forge, PA included a relaxing visit to a “beach” along the Schuylkill River.

Bill Belicick’s record during his 24 years with the New England Patriots speaks for itself:

NINE CONFERENCE TITLES (most in the Superbowl Era)

MOST SUPER BOWL APPEARANCES AS A HEAD COACH OR ASSISTANT

SIX SUPERBOWL TITLES (along with George Halas and Curly Lambeau)

MOST POSTSEASON GAMES AS A HEAD COACH

13 CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME APPEARANCES

MOST CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES AS A HEAD COACH

MOST POSTSEASON WINS

MOST PLAYOFF WINS BY AN NFL HEAD COACH

3rd BEST POSTSEASON RECORD IN NFL HISTORY (minimum 10 games)

3rd HIGHEST NUMBER OF POSTSEASON BERTHS AS AN NFL HEAD COACH

MOST DIVISION TITLES IN NFL HISTORY

MOST CONSECUTIVE DIVISION TITLES

HIGHEST WINNING PERCENTAGE SINCE 2001

3-TIME COACH OF THE YEAR (2003, 2007, 2010)

3rd COACH WITH 100 OR MORE WINS THAN LOSSES (along with George Halas and Don Shula)

500 OR MORE POINTS SCORED FOR 3 STRAIGHT SEASONS

MOST CONSECUTIVE SEASONS WITH A WINNING RECORD

MOST CONSECUTIVE 10-WIN SEASONS

Of course Bill Belichick didn’t accomplish this by himself, it was a combination of Owner Robert Kraft, Management, Coaches, Staff, and Players all working together to win. But that doesn’t diminish my praise for Bill or my thanks (despite his apparent inability to smile or answer any question with more than one complete sentence). Whatever the future holds in the coming months for you Bill thanks for a great dynasty with best wishes.

Under Joe Biden’s presidency

over 10 MILLION illegal aliens have crossed into the United States,

over 2.3 MILLION have been released throughout the United States,

over 600,000 have been released without a court date to determine if they can stay in the US,

85,000 unaccompanied illegal alien children cannot be contacted, and

it’s estimated 17 MILLION illegal aliens will enter the USA before the end of Biden’s first term.

Joe Biden and his “adults back in charge” of America don’t consider these millions of illegal trespassers to be a problem, and yet when it comes to American Citizens exercising their First Amendment Rights at our Nation’s Capitol Biden’s Department of Justice has announced they’ll locate, identify, track, and prosecute everyone who went to the Capitol even if they peaceful and never entered the building. Seems to me Biden’s protecting the wrong border.

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Just Released: Biden’s 2024 Campaign Calendar!

Posted on January 8, 2024 by museman

On January 6th, 2024 Joseph Robinette Biden, the oldest person ever selected president, spoke at Valley Forge, Virginia. General Washington and his Continental Army made their winter camp at Valley Forge after losing the Battle of Brandywine Creek on September 11, 1777 to the British Army, allowing the British to capture and occupy the city of Philadelphia, PA, the location of America’s Continental Congress.

Biden’s speech at this historic site (read it here) is the first speech of his 2024 (p)Residential Re-selection Campaign. And, with no real Presidential accomplishments to brag about Joe Biden’s speech focused on the only thing he could attempt to sell to the American Voter – FEAR, UNCERTAINTY, and DOUBT – by talking about January 6th, 2021 protest at the Nation’s Capitol, where American Citizens practiced their First Amendment Rights to Speak Freely, Assemble, and to peacefully petition their Government and air their grievances.

As a service to my readers I’ve managed to locate Biden’s 2024 Campaign Calendar, where you can keep track of the date and subject of every speech Joe Biden will deliver during his bid to continue being America’s Oldest Current President:

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How to use the Biden 2024 Campaign Calendar

Use the calendar to mark the date of every Joe Biden Campaign Speech.
The Subject of every Joe Biden Speech is already shown on the Calendar.
If Donald J. Trump is elected President on November 5th, 2024 then January 6th continues until Trump leaves office.
If Joe Biden is re-selected president on November 5th, 2024 then the calendar reverts back to its’ proper format on November 6th, 2024 as shown on the calendar.

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A Song Green Day would Refuse to Play

Posted on January 3, 2024 by museman

On December 31, 2023, right after the Green Bay Packers lit up the Minnesota Vikings 33-10, all the big screen TVs at my local sports bar switched to “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve” on ABC to show New York City, Los Angeles, and Puerto Rico light up the night for 2024.

And as I enjoyed some complimentary pizza slices, my favorite libation, and various patrons in the bar, the punk rock band Green Day played “American Idiot” – the hit song which made them a commercial success – with one small change to the song’s lyrics attempted to “play” Conservatives.

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Word Search Puzzle: Interesting Online Brand Names

Posted on January 2, 2024 by museman

These Brand Names have me shrugging. My Holiday shopping for friends and to create a list of gifts I don’t want for Christmas usually results in finding some unusual brand names, and this year was no exception. In fact, this year my shopping uncovered so many amusing brand names – like egofine, goodliest, and Yeshomy – I decided to make them the subject of my latest Word Search Puzzle.

Most of these brands are from China, some may be a bit suggestive, and I hope all are amusing or odd. As always, my latest Word Search Puzzle is completely FREE!

	Puzzle Name (Click the link)	Description	Puzzle Solution (Click the link)
1	Interesting Amazon Brand Names	These distinctive brand names sure did make my online Holiday shopping more interesting. See if you can find all 27 names, which can be written forward or backwards and appear vertically, horizontally, or diagonally on the grid.	Solution

Note: These are actual brand names provided for entertainment purposes only. I’m not affiliated with or being compensated by any of these brands or any merchant selling them.

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Happy New Year! Select what’s in Store for 2024!

Posted on January 1, 2024 by museman

Since posting my first blog entry on October 19, 2011 I’ve occasionally written a post for the arrival of the New Year where I’ve talked about Parties, Champagne Bubbles, Dire Predictions, and Presidential Performance.

But this year, rather than rely on Mr. Predicto or The Great Zoltar to divine the future I’ll simply enjoy a refreshing mimosa and let you decide what’s in store for 2024.

Make Your OWN Prediction for 2024! (Click an image to read more)
Click me!	2024 is going to be even better… …than a tweaked-out cat riding a glitter-covered Unicorn who’s farting bubblegum-scented rainbows as they fly over a Planet Earth where everything’s new, Green, shiny and clean, and everyone’s polite, peaceful, helpful and happy!
Click me!	There’s really nothing I can do about 2024… …other than try to live my life the best way I know how. It really doesn’t matter what happens in 2024 because I’m either (1) part of the rich and powerful elites, (2) living off taxpayer-funded welfare, (3) hiding from the Feds in the underground economy, (4) always drunk or high, (5) legally overmedicated, (6) completely apathetic, or (7) fully prepared for armageddeon. So, here’s my salute to 2024!
Click me!	2024 is going to be worse than 2023… …as we watch America’s economy, financial institutions, real estate market, food chain, political system, rule of law, military and cities all collapse while China takes over the world, violence decimates the population, and survivors are forced to live in their electric cars and eat bugs.

As for New Year’s Resolutions I’ve only made one: I resolve not to make any more News Year’s Resolutions. (Finally, a resolution I know I can keep!)

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It’s 2023′s Final Tuesday…and, Memeory Time!

Posted on December 26, 2023 by museman

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It’s not only Taco Bell Tuesday but also the last Tuesday of 2023. It’s hard to believe just how fast this year went by, but when one considers everything that’s happened – the endless war in the Ukraine, a new war against Israel, threats of global war from China, Iran, Russia, and North Korea, China encroaching on Taiwan, Japan, and the Philippines, a new COVID-19 strain, a record number of illegal aliens crossing into the USA, Democrats destroying Democracy, and more. – it’s a shame the year didn’t go by even faster.

So, rather than bemoan a bad year (mostly thanks to Brandon) take a look at these Memeories as we close out 2023 and await for our last Christmas Gift to arrive: The 2023 Income Tax Forms, courtesy of Uncle Sam. It’s the one gift I wish I could return unopened

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A couple years ago a wrote about China’s Gift to the World – they’re the largest investor, producer, builder, consumer, and exporter of coal, coal-fired plants, and coal technology… as well as being the world’s largest coal polluter. Not only is China a “Bad Kid” for using coal, but they’re also the “Good Kid” because they’re at the forefront of Nuclear Power with both Thorium Reactors and Sodium-cooled Reactors. No worries though, China’s got enough energy to manufacture America’s Wind Turbines, Lithium Batteries, and Solar Panels.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Boston’s Democrat Mayor Michelle Wu rose up through the ranks of Boston politics in part because as a woman of Taiwanese parents she could use the Democrats’ strategy of “Identity Politics” to her advantage. Her “All Inclusive Boston” campaign got her elected Mayor but that inclusiveness didn’t apply to her “Electeds of Color” ~~Christmas~~ Holiday Party, where she invited everyone except White people. It’s a shame I missed the party, if only to find out if Michelle has a fairly good singing voice, LOL!
BTW: My meme is based on a poster for the popular 1896 Broadway comedy “Courted Into Court: A Synthesis of Farce, Comedy and Music“, which today is considered extremely racist due to its’ all-White cast and the use of “Coon Songs“. To view the original 1896 poster Click here.

Added Bonus Memeory!

It’s a Christmas card that literally writes itself! Between 2013 and 2018 Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden, made about $11 million (according to his laptop), spent $872,000 on “drugs, escorts and girlfriends, luxury hotels and rental properties, exotic cars, clothing, and other items of a personal nature, in short, everything but his taxes.” between 2016 and 2020 (according to his Federal Indictment) and failed to pay $1,400,000 in taxes between 2017 and 2018 (according to the Feds). I applaud Hunter’s success in (apparently) cleaning up his act but can’t forgive him for taking part in what we’re now learning was Joe Biden and his Family using Joe’s power and influence to enrich themselves while shielding themselves from legal consequences. And Hunter Biden’s greatest Holiday Gift of all? The gift of a Presidential Pardon for all of his illegal activities from the past, courtesy of his dad, Joe Biden.

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