Are You an Enemy of History?

History's Enemies

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Persevering through “Seven Minutes of Terror”

After a trip of about 300,000,000 miles NASA’s latest rover, “Perseverance” will spend the last 7 minutes of its’ seven-month long flight to Mars attempting to survive what NASA calls “7 minutes of terror”: A 1600-degree Fahrenheit atmospheric entry involving a protective heat shield, eight reaction jet thrusters, the world’s largest & strongest supersonic parachute, a “sky crane”, and 76 explosive devices, and all choreographed automatically using a plethora of sensors managed by some incredibly smart software.

If it all works correctly it’ll look like this:

…placing the Perseverance Rover into the Jezero Crater to sample the geology and look for signs of life on our nearest planet.

Learn more about it by visiting my previous posting on this, or by visiting NASA’s Official Website for the Perseverance Mission

And, watch NASA’s live feed of the landing here:
Perseverance Mars Rover Landing – Live

Good luck, NASA, and…

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Biden*s 9/11, Every Single Day.

As of February 16th, 2021 Biden* can claim another COVID-19 “Accomplishment”:

Approximately 79,000 COVID-19 deaths during the first 27 days of Joe Biden*s (p)Residency.

The same number of deaths from the September 11th, 2001 World Trade Center attacks every single day for 27 days.

And, where is the Mainstream Media with dire reports of human suffering and deaths yet to come, accusations by politicians and liberal talking heads that the President is not acting fast enough, working hard enough, or caring deep enough during this crisis, and the hue and cry from Democrats, Liberals, and their complicit media calling for the President’s impeachment for some reason or another due to the virus?

I guess the dead don’t count for two reasons: One, they’re dead, and two, it’s Joe Biden*.

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So Wrong! Our Vice President is “Horrible”!

Talk about strange coincidences!

First, we have a (p)Resident of the United States, Joe Biden*, who many feel “stole” the election from former President Donald J. Trump. Joe Biden*s full name is Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.: He’s got the word “Rob” right in his name!

And now we discover that Biden*s “Vice” President, Kamala Harris, has a coincidence of her (its’?) own:

Google Translate - Kamala

That’s right: The word “Kamala”, when translated from Finnish to English, means “horrible”, “terrible”, or “awful”.

Which many believe a Kamala Harris Presidency would be.

Just can’t make this stuff up…and, coincidentally…

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Hey Biden*, I’ve Learned to Code (Maybe)!

“Anybody who can go down 3,000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well … Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God’s sake!”
- Senator Joe Robinette Biden* Jr., December 30th, 2019, during a New Hampshire campaign rally.

Let’s see now, (p)Resident Biden* has promised to eliminate fossil fuels, along with potentially all the jobs in the coal (about 53,000), oil and natural gas (about 9,600,000), and nuclear (up to 475,000) industries, shut down construction of the Keystone XL Pipeline (affecting up to 11,000 jobs), and stopped construction of the border wall with Mexico (potentially placing 5,000 workers out of work and costing billions in contract fees).

That’s about 10,120,000 jobs eliminated, and Biden* has only been (p)Resident of the United States for less than a month. Impressive and scary!

IBM Card Punch 029 Workstation, Circa 1960'sWell Joe, (or, should I refer to you as “Mr. President” or “President Biden“?) my programming skills might be a little rusty – I think I’m still programming with FORTRAN IV being entered into my IBM 370 Mainframe on punch cards created on an IBM Card Punch 029 Terminal – but I believe I’m fully up to the task of programming your working schedule!
Take a look! (or, to just see the result click here)

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Happy Saint Donald’s Time Day!

Sorry, dear readers, for the conflation of Saint Valentine’s Day and the (second) acquittal of now former-President Trump on an impeachment charge, but it was too good to pass up…as you’ll soon discover.

Apparently, what Saint Valentinius of Rome actually did to be canonized a Saint by the Roman Catholic Church is a bit murky: Some sources report he was both a priest and a doctor, made hearts out of parchment or cloth and gave them to Christians persecuted by the Roman Empire, secretly married couples in defiance of  Emperor Claudius’ edict forbidding it – winding up in jail as a result – and being executed while jailed for refusing to denounce God and worship pagan gods instead.

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