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It’s a Breitbart Headline!

Posted on February 12, 2021 by museman

Poll: 96% of Breitbart Readers Not Even Watching Impeachment!

(Note while I’m fastidious at providing links to sources and factual information in my posts I will not provide direct links to the Breitbart News Network: Click here to run a search which should include the article with the title.)

Wow. 96% is just slightly more impressive than the percentage advertisers who have dumped Breitbart since 2016 - 90% – (perhaps because their ads may be too expensive and might not work) and the 86% drop in Breitbart viewers (from 45 million in 2016 to 6.4 million in February, 2018).

Good thing Breitbart isn’t impeaching former President Trump.

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Posted in Are You Kidding me?, Not Surprisingly, Politics, Polls | Tagged Breitbart, Fail, Impeachment, Polls, Statistics, Trump | Leave a comment

Quote of the Day: Podiatry

Posted on February 10, 2021 by museman

“Yesterday I learned my mouth is a perfect size 9D.”

- The MUSEman

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Posted in Not Surprisingly, Quotes | Tagged Brannock, Coxsackievirus A16, Feet, Podiatry, Quote, Sayings | Leave a comment

Let the Senate (Show) Trial Begin!

Posted on February 9, 2021 by museman

Well, it’s time again for Democrats in the US Senate to try their hands at convicting former President Trump of an impeachment charge passed by the Democrat majority in the US House of Representatives during the last days of Trump’s Presidency.

Here’s how I envision the Senate trial will go early on, with apologies up front to Monty Python:

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Posted in Are You Kidding me?, History, Politics | Tagged Bureacracy, Democrats, Fail, Impeachment, Monty Python, Philly Soul, Process, Trump | Leave a comment

Twenty Words of Woke Wisdom?

Posted on February 8, 2021 by museman

“With this [Super Bowl] win tonight, Tom Brady solidifies his status as the second best quarterback of all time behind Colin Kaepernick”
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog · 9:58 PM · Feb 7, 2021

Note the links added to Matt’s quotes are by me, they were not part of Matt’s original statement.

Thanks for Reading! (and, congrats to Tom Brady!)

Posted in Games, I'm Laughing!, Media, Politics, Quotes, Sports | Tagged Colin Kaepernick, Correctness, Football, Matt Walsh, Social Media, Tom Brady, Values, Woke | Leave a comment

Sunday Singalong: “Woke in the USA!”

Posted on February 7, 2021 by museman

Well, it’s the Sunday of the biggest game in the NFL Football season, and while there won’t be tailgate parties, stadium concessions, very many people in the stands, office betting pools, crowded bars with bucket of wings, nachos, and beers, college dorm parties teeming with reckless youth, and flashy, expensive TV ads there will, thankfully, still be a “halftime“.

And, after watching one of America’s music icons and Jersey Shore native, Bruce Springsteen, narrate a commercial for the Jeep Division of the Fiat-Peugeot-Chrysler car company talking about how America should “meet in the middle” (and unify, I presume, under Joe Biden*), what better time for everyone to “unify” and sing one of Springsteen’s most iconic songs…

…politically correctly, of course:

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Posted in History, I'm Laughing!, Politics, So Wrong! | Tagged Biden, Cars, Jeep, Lyrics, Philosophy, Socialism, Songs, Springsteen, Unity, Values, Woke, Wokeness | Leave a comment

Biden*s “Vietnam”, in Only 16 Days

Posted on February 5, 2021 by museman

As of February 5th, 2021 Biden* can claim another COVID-19 “Accomplishment”:

56,461 COVID-19 deaths during the first 16 days of his (p)Residency.*

More than all the battle deaths America suffered during the Vietnam War, and approaching the total number of “In Theater” deaths (battle and non-battle deaths in combat areas) during that war.

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