Working from home has me sitting down quite a lot so once again I took a break and worked on my Stand-up Comedy.

Here’s what I’ve got so far:

• When Joe Biden was told the White House could relocate the Office of the President to the basement but there would be a radon risk, he said “C’mon man, that’s a lie, I know Radon was killed by Godzilla!“.

• Rumor is during preparations for (P)resident Biden’s occupancy President Trump has ordered his staff to remove all the keys from every keyboard in the White House and the Executive Offices…except for the letter “Y”.

• I’ve heard the Catholic Church is so afraid of Kamala Harris becoming President  they’ve started removing the kneelers from the pews.

• One nice thing about this “Social distancing” is that it finally matches my “Emotional distancing“.

• If Joe Biden is (s)elected (P)resident the government may institute a “Social Credit” score for each person. Fine by me, I haven’t scored in awhile.

• Seems Joe Biden is already moving full steam ahead on his transition the White House. Apparently he’s already filled his cabinet with prescription medications.

• Old and Busted: Former (P)resident Obama’s “Cash for Clunkers“

New and Shiny: (P)resident (s)elect Biden’s “Cash for Flunkers”

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