iPhony?

Unless you’ve spent the last year or so on a remote island, busy working on the International Space Station, or living under a rock for the past year or so, then you’re probably aware of legal battle between Apple and Samsung involving patents on their cellphones and tablets (if you’re not, here’s an excellent summary by Wired Magazine).

The UK IT website The Register reports that, in this battle of mutually-assured-destruction, the latest salvo from Samsung shows an iPhone prototype Apple designed in 2006 based on information published by Sony:

It's a slab! It's fab!! It's a SONY?!?

(It's a slab! It's fab!! It's a SONY?!?)

If you’re thinking “What’s the big deal? It’s just a picture, and besides, I’ve never seen a Sony cellphone that looked like that.”, this picture could actually be quite a big deal: Very simply stated, an invention can only be patented if it’s

  1. New (ie: it’s never been done before),
  2. Novel (ie: people want to buy it), and
  3. Non-obvious (ie: someone of ordinary skill wouldn’t have come up with the same result on their own).

The third criteria – “Obviousness” – is always the trickiest one. Should Samsung prove that anyone skilled in cellphone design (not just Apple) would have designed the iPhone based on the description previously released by Sony, then one or more of Apple’s patents on the iPhone’s design could be declared invalid, allowing Samsung (and, anyone else) to use the “invention”.

Now, I don’t expect this one picture to be the coup-de-grace for Samsung.  Having worked for patent attorneys on a number of patent invalidity cases, I know this is just the latest round in a legal battle where Apple and Samsung will each try to prove the other copied one or more of their respective patented inventions by painstakingly comparing every word of each patent in question to every detail of the other’s accused products and corresponding software. This picture only relates to one of thirteen patents being defended in the courts – seven owned by Apple and six owned by Samsung.

Considering there’s at least US$2.5 BILLION dollars at stake (plus legal fees and possible unknown future licensing fees), it’s a battle that could possibly last for months.

Update: Appleinsider reports Apple has responded to Samsung by showing an iPhone concept from August 2005, codenamed “Purple”. Expect this back-and-forth to continue until one of them cannot “get behind” the other by showing an earlier design concept.

Note: This article contains trademarks and/or copyrights of Apple, Inc. and/or Samsung, which this Author acknowledges.

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Brian Dennehy’s a Red Sox Fan?!?

I suspect not, as Mr. Dennehy was the voice of Babe Ruth in the 2006 animated comedy “Everybody’s Hero” and apparently lives in Woodstock, Connecticut. He’s probably a Yankees fan, which explains why I believe I sighted him at last Sunday night’s Yankees – Red Sox game at Fenway Park:

Brian Dennehy?
(Looks like Brian Dennehy)

Brian Dennehy, Fenway Park
(That's GOTTA be him!)

If that’s not him, we’ve definitely located his stunt double. In fact, my friends and I weren’t even sure it was him… until he stood up and playfully “complained” to the beer vendor (I suspect after being asked to produce ID, which is the law in Massachusetts even in situations where common sense obviousness would apply) - his voice was the giveaway.

So, Brian, in the inexplicably rare chance you’re reading this, thanks for (a) visiting Fenway Park, (2) being an alien in “Cocoon“, and (c) pursuing Rambo in the movie “First Blood“. Oh, and Happy (Belated) Birthday… if you’re a Yankees fan they gave you an early gift that night by beating the Red Sox 7-3.

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My Misbehavin’ Miata

The hot summer’s finally showed up in my state – despite the government’s concerted efforts to thwart it – and I figured it was time to fire up my Miata for some top-down cruising along some twisty out-of-the-way country back roads…

…that is, until the car showed me the dreadedAIR BAG” light.

Now, to say the Miata’s a great car would be a gross understatement: Since it’s release in 1989 it’s been the least-expensive way to achieve the true sports car experience, despite Mazda adding more horsepower, size, and testosterone to each redesign. It’s no surprise the MX-5 Miata is the most popular two-seat sports car ever produced.

And, although my Miata has been an absolute joy since I’ve owned it, Miatas aren’t perfect for at least three glaring reasons: (1) replacing the airbag system’s SRS Module (or heater core) requires removing the interior, (2) Mazda’s Anti-Theft unit appears to prevent theft by effectively draining the battery*, and (3) you need to be a contortionist to replace the oil filter.

Hypothetically, one could simply tape over the “AIR BAG” light to remove the distraction, or just take out the airbags and add some electrical modifications to fool the light… but, those “fixes” won’t help in the states requiring a functioning airbag light during startup (including my state).

So, after sourcing a replacement SRS Control Module, grabbing my tools & camera, and cognizant of my Catholic upbringing (airbags are explosive devices, so it’s prudent to request some divine protection), I dove elbow-deep into my Miata’s dashboard, with predictable results:

Before: A Tidy Dashboard

Now it's a dashboard...

After: Sans Dashboard.

...now it's a parts bin.

(BTW: For those unfamiliar with Miatas, the SRS module is the triangular item just above the large white heating unit in the photo)

After about 8 hours of careful disassembly and reassembly – with plenty of breaks for photographs, parts labeling, refreshment, and conversing with curious neighbors – everything’s all back together and the airbag system now reports all’s well.

If you’re curious to perform this on your own Miata, here’s a couple of Step-by-Step Guides to add to those already out there on the interwebs (thanks to Pintwin1 for putting these together!):

Wait a minute… Do I hear a slight ticking at startup?  Is that a tiny bit of oil seeping out right near the Cam Angle Sensor?? And, is Dice-K ever going to be healthy before his BoSox contract expires?!?

Summer’s waaaay too short for these kinds of problems: I want to drive the car before my interior East Coast neighborhood becomes exclusive beachfront property. And besides… I need a couple of projects for this Fall ;-)

*(Which is probably why Mazda only offered it on the 1996 Miata).

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A “Top Ten” List you won’t see on TV.

Obama's Top 10 Broken Promises

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Credit: Promisgap.com

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Oh Frack! Dem Accidentally Approves Fracking!

The Atlantic Wire reports that North Carolina State Representative Becky Carney, a Democrat, “accidentally” voted to override Democrat Governor Bev Perdue’s veto of a bill allowing the extraction of natural gas using hydraulic fracturing (or, “fracking“). Although Republicans represent the majority in North Carolina’s legislature, Rep. Carney’s vote apparently represented the overriding vote.

She claimed fatigue caused her to press the green button instead of the red button – and, I’ve got no reason to doubt her.

No worries Rep. Carney: As a thank you for acting to reduce our dependence on foreign energy I’ve got your back on this one. If voters don’t accept “fatigue” as a reasonable explanation, try using one of these:

(BTW: Some North Carolinians will recognize she’s used one of the above reasons before. Read the original article to find out which one.)

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I’m worried about what we worry about.

While there are people in the United States who worry about how much soda we drink, which of a countless number of living species might be threatened by human activity, who’s calling whom what name, a dog carried atop a moving car, or the possible effects of humans on the planet’s global warming, here’s an excellent but disturbing pictorial on what other countries around the world get to worry about on a daily basis:

Postcards from Hell, 2012

Warning: Some of the photos shown may be disturbing to some people, so please heed the warnings given on the site.

BTW: Found the link to this article on Doug Ross @ Journal: Kudos, Doug!

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