As told by a young relative of mine:
“Young people today aren’t worried about dying, they’re worried they won’t make any money from the book after they’re gone.”
Must be that “Dark Humor” I’ve heard about.
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Working from home has me sitting down quite a lot so once again I took a break and worked on my Stand-up Comedy.
Here’s what I’ve got so far:
- When Joe Biden was told the White House could relocate the Office of the President to the basement but there would be a radon risk, he said “C’mon man, that’s a lie, I know Radon was killed by Godzilla!“.
- Rumor is during preparations for (P)resident Biden’s occupancy President Trump has ordered his staff to remove all the keys from every keyboard in the White House and the Executive Offices…except for the letter “Y”.
- I’ve heard the Catholic Church is so afraid of Kamala Harris becoming President they’ve started removing the kneelers from the pews.
- One nice thing about this “Social distancing” is that it finally matches my “Emotional distancing“.
- If Joe Biden is (s)elected (P)resident the government may institute a “Social Credit” score for each person. Fine by me, I haven’t scored in awhile.
- Seems Joe Biden is already moving full steam ahead on his transition the White House. Apparently he’s already filled his cabinet with prescription medications.
New and Shiny: (P)resident (s)elect Biden’s “Cash for Flunkers”
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Ah, Thanksgiving!
The day when family and friends gather (preferably without travelling long distances, in groups of 10 or less, individuals spaced 6 feet apart, and wearing masks except while eating) to enjoy copious amounts of food and drink supplied by and indulged by each according to their abilities, desires, or needs while giving thanks for all their blessings, and followed by the menfolk relaxing on the leather sofa, belts undone and right hand partially installed under the belt line “Al Bundy style” while claiming to watch the football game despite being fast asleep from the effects of tryptophan.
Wait a minute…”supplied by and indulged by each, according to their abilities, desires, or needs“? Isn’t that “Socialism”? Or, “Marxism“?
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Tagged Capitalism, Colonies, Food, Holidays, Jamestown, Medved, Philosophy, Plymouth, Socialism, Thanksgiving, Values
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It’s no secret that former (P)resident Obama and his wife Michelle have signed a lucrative deal with Netflix – who supports the former (P)resident – to have them broadcast works by their “Higher Ground Productions” production company. And, while I’m sure they have a number of projects slated for production here’s one that revives a groundbreaking, left-wing, 1970′s sitcom and gives it a fresh, new look that mirrors current affairs: Continue reading →
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Tagged 1970's, Biden, Election, Humor, Maude, Netflix, Obama, Sictoms, Theme Songs, TV
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Contributor “Allahpundit” of the website Hot Air, citing a brace of Liberal Writers from other Liberal news sources in an excellent display of Orwellian “Groupthink“, writes today that President Trump’s legal team is executing a “coup d’etat“. Apparently, they must be doing this by taking every legal means at their disposal to challenge what appears to clearly be a Presidential Election gone sideways thanks to dark alley shenanigans by a few Democrat-controlled states.
Mr. Pundit called today’s press conference by Trump’s legal team “The most disgraceful episode in American politics of my lifetime, bar none.” and asked the non-rhetorical question:
“Who wants to try to end American democracy knowing that the effort is all but guaranteed to fail and then have to face the consequences for even attempting it?”
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It seems not only is are those three words the best thing to do if you suddenly find yourself on fire, but also the best way to illegally win if your Presidential Candidate’s election chances are also going up in flames.
Jim and Joe Hoft of the website Gateway Pundit explain in this simple but effective video just how the Democrats apparently used a “Drop and Roll” strategy to compromise the 2020 Presidential Election:
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Tagged 2020 Elections, Biden, Computers, Contests, Democrats, Disturbing, Gateway Pundit, Politicians, Process, Statistics, Trump
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