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Seems I’m just as clueless as the man who has his finger on the button of America’s Nuclear Arsenal, so be patient as my cleverness eventually wakes up just enough to create a clever introduction.

In the meantime, enjoy this latest collection of Memeories!

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This meme isn’t 100% accurate, and that’s intentional: Biden never apologized for (correctly) using “illegal” to describe the illegal alien who murdered 22-year-old American nursing student Laken Riley – “He used a different word“. And, he never apologized for calling the victim “Lincoln Riley” during his speech to the Nation. So, Joe Biden committed one or two mistakes, and possibly even more. Perhaps my meme will convince Biden – a self-proclaimed Catholic – to do the right thing instead of the self-serving political thing.

Once again America’s favorite bartending, dancing, Congressional representative from New York ponders, this time about Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address. Seems she’s wondering why some critics are saying “Adderall” when they should be saying “Attaboy!” when talking about the effectiveness of Joe’s speech.

While Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is pondering here’s something everyone else can ponder. Although the answer to this test may be difficult it’s lesson has been around since money was invented: Money buys Youth (or, “Money attracts Youth“, if that makes you more comfortable). Of course, youth can be attracted to the confidence, power, and success a rich person has, but one has to ponder if money is the bottom line: Rich older men have it and young ambitious women want it.

I probably should have posted this Memeory last week, when Trump lost the DC primary to Nikki Haley, but better late than never. This meme shouldn’t surprise anyone: 70% of voters in Washington DC are Democrat, and DC’s full of politicians and RINOs who wouldn’t want Trump to have a “3rd Term” as President. I’m sure The Donald isn’t stressing over having lost the 19 GOP delegates Nikki Haley won: After the Super Tuesday Primaries Trump now has 1,078 of the 1,215 delegates needed to win the nomination for presidential candidate on the first vote at the GOP Convention. As for Nikki Haley, she’s dropped out of the race after losing both campaign funding from Liberals and her own state of South Carolina.

Did You Know? In 2023 illegal aliens cost America $150,000,000,000 and with 49.7 million blacks in America that works out to $3,082 per person.

When it comes to the American Taxpayer paying black people reparations to compensate them for slavery suffered by their long-dead ancestors I share the same opinion as North Carolina’s Lt. Governor (and, black man) Mark Robinson: Nobody owes you anything for slavery. In fact, I was taught that nobody owes you anything at all, success isn’t guaranteed, and the only person truly looking out for you is you, so do the best you can. However, none of these lessons matter: Democrats who have let America’s black population down since at least the 1830′s are letting them down again by importing and funding illegal aliens year after year, potentially denying their black voters jobs, housing, advancement, and even welfare as they use those benefits to cultivate new Latino voters. What’s even worse is Democrats continue to get the black vote, which is why Democrats feel they can continue to let down blacks.

It’s said “A picture’s worth a thousand words”, but this is one picture I don’t want to picture. As for a $2 Craps table game, the last time I played at a $2 craps table was waaaaaaay back in the day at the El Cortez Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, “the longest continuously-operating hotel casino in Las Vegas“. And, as I recall, I made enough money at the table to pay for a delicious steak dinner and drinks. Today, a $2 Craps table is long gone, and COVID-19 killed the $5 Craps table – now even a $10 minimum table is rare.

Talk about irony: According to the New York Post an “unidentified insect” was discovered in one of MSNBC’s studios two days before the Super Tuesday primaries, causing a temporary evacuation of part of their headquarters. Many people are bugged by MSNBC’s obvious left-wing bias (including me… I haven’t watched NBC News in years), so it’s amusing to see bugs bugging MSNBC. The only question is, who are the real vermin?

I’m guessing MSNBC’s NY Headquarters are near Times Square, and here’s a sign guaranteed to make me not want to stop by. Apparently even New Yorkers are beginning to wonder if “Gun Free Zone” signs are enough to intimidate armed criminals into giving up their illegal ways.

I guarantee you “Gun Free Zone” signs aren’t enough to intimidate a person armed with an assault cat… mostly because if they’re armed with a cat they don’t care, and cats can’t read.

I included this Memeory for a fetchingly feminine fancier of a frisky feline who keeps ducking me for Taco Bell (and I suspect that fancier’s frisky feline will be “ducking” her owner should she tip over her owner’s flat screen TV). Kudos to the person who created this meme.

If you had trouble answering my first Math Test this one’s even harder. Listening to Cab Calloway sing “Blues in the Night” won’t provide the answer, although it might provide a reason (and, in the interest of fairness, ladies can listen to Dame Shirley Bassey sing the same complaint about men).

I’d love to give the person who entered this information into the database the benefit of the doubt, and chalk this up as a simple, innocent mistake. But in this age of “Equity” replacing “Equality” what’s the best way to ensure people of color get “Equitable” treatment? Why, by “accidentally” making a mistake. Oh, and if you’re the person who made this error and you feel slighted by my comment, kindly give me the benefit of the doubt… and chalk up my “mistake” to “Equity”

I don’t know about you but I love McDonald’s McRib^® Sandwich. Unfortunately it’s not a regular menu item at McDonald’s so when I have a hankering for one I just improvise: Chopped onion, a bun of your choice, and the pork patty and BBQ sauce from a properly-cooked Banquet^® Backyard BBQ Meal. It’s almost as tasty, just as messy, and about 70% cheaper than buying a McRib^®. Added Bonus! The basic BBQ Meal comes with macaroni and cheese, and if you spend a little more money the meal includes mashed potato. Enjoy!

So I have this theory: Everything in life has a “Junk Drawer”. You’ve got the “junk drawer” in your kitchen, that bowl or cup for your spare change, an area in the basement or back yard where the “stuff that might come in handy later” sits, and an actual “Junk Yard” (oops… “Recycling Center”) where actual junk should actually go. Well, it works the same way with geography: The run-down house in a neighborhood, the poorest section of a city, and the country nobody wants – like North Korea in the Pacific, the Gaza Strip in the Middle East, New Jersey in the USA, and Haiti in the Caribbean.

So for Haiti it’s no surprise after decades of corruption by dictators, natural disasters, empty promises of aid by greedy politicians, the lack of Democracy, and overcrowded prisons criminal gangs would break out 4,000 prisoners and proceed to rampage the island. And that’s bad news, because once all those criminals realize Haiti’s poverty won’t satisfy their needs they’ll start migrating to a country where their needs will be met: The United States of America. Just you wait.

Thanks for Reading!