It’s Story Time! The Little Trump Hen

The Little Trump Hen
DISCLAIMER While President Trump’s questions are based on actual events the responses are fictional. Consider this story a semi-truthful, mostly-fictional Fairy Tale. (All images shown were created using AI)
Once upon a time, Little Trump Hen lived on a planet with EU Dog, UN Pig and Starmer Cow.
Little Trump Hen worked hard every day to Make America Great Again. The EU Dog, UN Pig, and Starmer Cow did nothing but hold endless meetings, advance Globalist Socialism, and dictate their desires to others as they watched Little Trump Hen work hard 20 hours every single day, enjoy fast food, and occasionally golf. One day, Little Trump Hen noticed America had been disproportionately funding the UN and the military defense of the EU for decades.

“Who will step up and pay their fair share to run themselves, update their military and defend themselves?” he asked.
“Not I,” said the EU Dog, “…we’re too busy spending trillions on Green Energy!” “Not I,” said the UN Pig, “Frankly, you should be giving us even MORE money.” “Not I,” said the Starmer Cow, “…because we’re humanitarians!”
“Then I won’t fund you anymore,” said Little Trump Hen, as he threatened to cut his spending. Little Trump Hen increased America’s defense budget and upgraded her military, but the EU Dog, UN Pig and Starmer Cow said they’d eventually get around to doing it themselves. After a few years America’s military was great again, but the EU Dog, UN Pig and Starmer Cow were still being lazy.
Little Trump Hen then discovered millions of illegal aliens crossing into Western Countries, including the USA, and causing violence and death.
“Who will join me and build border walls and arrest & deport those violent criminals?” he asked.
	“Not I,” said the EU Dog, “In fact, I welcome their culture!” “Not I,” said the UN Pig, “…it goes against the peace and stability of the World!” “Not I,” said the Starmer Cow, “…because we’re accommodating them!”
“I will do it myself then,” said Little Trump Hen, and he built a wall, arrested millions of violent criminals and allowed millions more illegal aliens to leave on their own. Little Trump Hen took good care of his border, but the EU Dog, UN Pig and the Starmer Cow were too busy either accommodating or ignoring illegals. By the end of the summer, illegal US border crossings drop dramatically, and many thousands of illegal aliens wanted for violent crimes were arrested. It was now time to end the Ukraine war enabled by Obama and Biden.
“Who will invest their blood and treasure to stop Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine?”
“Not I,” said the EU Dog, “…Vladimir Putin only wants the Ukraine.” “Not I,” said the UN Pig, “…Russia vetos everything we try to do!” “Not I,” said the Starmer Cow, “…we’re not in the European Union. Besides, we’re humanitarians!”
“Well then, I’ll stop it myself,” said Little Trump Hen, and so he told Ukraine’s leader not to act like a spoiled child, Russia to back off or face serious consequences, and the EU to arm the Ukraine using their own money. After The Little Trump Hen sealed a deal with the EU to have them purchase US weapons at list price he asked,
“Now, who will help me stop Iran from exporting terrorism and developing nuclear weapons to destabilize the world?”
	“Not I,” said the EU Dog “It’s your war, not ours!” “Not I,” said the UN Pig, “…we’re busy writing a sternly-worded letter!” “Not I,” said the Starmer Cow “…because we’re now afraid of our Muslim communities!”
“Well then, I will take care of Iran myself.” And he did just that!
	He gathered intelligence on Iran, attempted to negotiate a peaceful solution, developed a detailed military plan when Iran refused, commanded his military in the destruction of Iran’s weapons, took over their island oil storage facility, and negotiated with tribes controlling Iran’s large oil fields. And his faithful and loyal ally, Israel, eliminated Iran’s evil, repressive, religious dictators, and the terrorist groups they were funding and arming.
When the conflict was over, the Little Trump Hen asked, “Who will help me use the billions of gallons of Iranian oil I’ve just defended and secured for providing cheap, plentiful energy?”
“I will”, said the EU Dog, “…the failure of Green Energy has left us cold, broke, and in the dark!” “I will”, said the UN Pig, “…our military sure could use it!” “I will”, said the Starmer Cow, “…because we don’t want the Muslims we’re afraid of to be cold, broke, and in the dark while they’re grooming and abusing our young women and destroying our society.”
“No, you will not,” said Little Trump Hen. “You did not help me by fully funding your defenses, and you did not help me by stopping your illegal aliens. You did not help me stop the Ukraine War. You did not even help me eliminate the threat of Iran. I will use it all myself to help America & Americans.” And he did. (But, he did offer to sell some to Israel )

Thanks for Reading!

Post Script:As I was finishing this post I noticed that Don Surber had already written an excellent article entitled “The Little Orange Rooster“, which focuses on President Trump asking Western Nations to help protect the Strait of Hormuz. It’s recommended reading!