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Meme of the Moment: Biden Builds Back Maui Better!

Posted on August 22, 2023 by museman

“We’re going to rebuild the way the people of Maui want to rebuild.”
- Joe Biden, Lahaina, Hawaii, August 21, 2023

Of course a statement like that desperately calls for a meme.

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BTW: When Biden speaks of “the people of Maui” does he mean all residents on that tropical island – the “Haves and Have Nots“, or is he only referring to the rich elites like Jeff Bezos, Clint Eastwood, Mic Fleetwood, Kelsey Grammer, Sammy Hagar, Woody Harrelson, Willie Nelson, Helen Hunt, Paul Simon, Randy Travis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Tyler, Owen Wilson, Oprah Winfrey (who owns 2,000 acres of land there which some Hawaiians call “stolen“), and others?

Could “Climate Change” provide a convenient excuse for transforming Maui into the “Martha’s Vineyard of the Pacific” – a beautiful, beachfront, isolated enclave for rich and powerful elites? Just a thought.

Thanks for Reading! (and, time will tell)

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Some “Dad Jokes” for all you Folks

Posted on August 22, 2023 by museman

Humor can be a funny thing (for example, what I just wrote). Almost anything our senses perceive can be “funny” and yet not everyone may find the same thing humorous (which may itself be funny). Humor comes in many forms but its’ desired result, knowingly or not, is always the same: Amusement.

Apparently, one form of humor is the “Dad Joke”: A short joke told by your Dad that you find embarrassingly lame. It’s usually one or two lines and ends by substituting a word or phrase you expected with a synonym or homonym intended to create humor.

Personally, I think “Dad Jokes” place too much blame on dad: Stand up comedy probably began a couple days after the emergence of Homo Erectus, graffiti has existed longer than the city of Pompeii’s ruins, and memes are as old as Ancient Greece. Besides, not everyone who tells a facepalm-inducing joke is a dad.
“Dad” or not, many of these lame jokes have potential as badly-drawn graffiti, captions for equally-lame memes or failed stand-up comedy. Enjoy!

• She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
• I thought I saw an eye doctor in Alaska, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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Know Your “Election Deniers”!

Posted on August 18, 2023 by museman

Did you know?
President Donald J. Trump wasn’t the first political candidate in US politics to deny they lost an election because they believed the election was corrupt: The honor goes to back to the presidential election of 1876 where Democrat Samuel L. Tilden campaigned against Republican Rutherford B. Hayes (more about that later on).

As President Donald J. Trump – a so-called “Election Denier” – prepares to defend himself in Washington, D.C. and Atlanta Georgia against charges he “obstructed” the 2020 Presidential Election by engaging in “conspiracies against civil rights” here’s a handy chart summarizing America’s History of Election Deniers:

America’s “Election Deniers” – A Short Summary
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It’s Memeory Time Again: All your Justice are belong to us!

Posted on August 17, 2023 by museman

If you want to skip my editorial introduction and
go straight to the memes then Click here

The late, great Rush Limbaugh would occasionally say that when it came to justice as practiced by Liberals “the process is the punishment”. While I suspect he wasn’t the first to make this observation – a 1979 book by Berkeley Law Professor Malcolm M. Feeley explores the lack of due process in one city’s court system – it’s sage wisdom none-the-less. Guilt or innocence doesn’t matter, if you’re the target of lawfare by liberals you’ll wish you were wearing the blindfold they removed from Themis, ancient Greece’s Goddess of Justice.

It should be no surprise to anyone (except for maybe cloistered monks and/or preppers off the grid and hunkered down awaiting armageddon) Liberals have been putting President Donald J. Trump through the process since he announced his presidential campaign in 2015: First by his political opponents during his campaign, then by the liberal media, and most recently by Democrat-controlled federal and state judicial systems. It’s seems right from the lawfare directed against former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, but on steroids.

Sounds like the perfect time to publish another installment of Memeories… Enjoy!

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Was Trump Abused by Courting the Truth?

Posted on August 16, 2023 by museman

On May 9, 2023 a New York City jury of six men and three women acquitted President Donald J. Trump of allegedly raping a woman over 25 years ago in the dressing room of Manhattan’s Bergdorf Goodman high-end luxury store.

The incident was alleged to have occurred during “the mid-nineties”, but there were no eyewitnesses, no surveillance video, no photos, no employees around, no Rape Kit, and no police report.

Apparently, the only “evidence” was a personal anecdote (WARNING: NSFW) in a book written by the woman and published during June 2019 titled “What Do We Need Men For?“

However, the jury did find Trump guilty of sexual assault, a charge brought against Trump thanks to New York’s Democrat Legislature and Governor passing a special, temporary law in 2022 – the Adult Survivors Act – providing a one-year window for people to file sexual assault charges to resurrect cases where the statute of limitations had expired. A special law that Trump’s accuser helped to pass just prior to bringing charges against him, according to their lawyer.

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Sox get a Leg Up against Detroit for the Series Win

Posted on August 15, 2023 by museman

The Red Sox played the Detroit Tigers last Sunday during a perfect day for early afternoon baseball, and won 6-3 to take the 3-game series.

My personal highlights of the game were Red Sox outfielder Adam Duvall’s 3-run moonshot over the Green Monster in the 5th inning that’s probably still looking for a place to land (and which looked a lot longer than its’ announced distance of 403 feet). And celebrating the final game at Fenway Park for Detroit’s Third Baseman and Designated Hitter Miguel Cabrera after a 21 year career. His first plate appearance at Fenway was June 27, 2003, and the Fenway Faithful gave him a heartfelt standing ovation before his last at bat. Here’s a big tip of the ‘ol Red Sox Cap to you, Miggy, along with best wishes to you and Yours.

Late in the game I noticed Boston’s Third Base Coach Carlos Febles (53) keeping an eye on the action, and while reviewing the photo noticed something I haven’t seen in all my years of visiting Fenway Park:

Take a close look at the foreground to see how someone conveniently found a place to keep an eye on their very personal item.
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It’s resting place was perfectly understandable: The day was hot and uncomfortable, seating space – especially in first row Field Box seats – is very tight, and laying the expensive prosthetic down flat under the seats exposes it to spilled drinks, peanut shells, trash, and other people’s feet. As a former Aerospace Engineer I can appreciate the mechanical design, and as one whose artistic skills are limited to illegibly scribbling my signature my compliments to whoever decorated the pylon.