It’s July 4th, 2023! (and Biden’s STILL not making “Cents”)

Say, remember Joe Biden bragging about how your 2021 July 4th cookout cost 16 cents less thanks to his Economic Plan for America compared to a similar cookout in 2020 (when Donald J. Trump was President)?

And I showed the “16 cents” Biden claimed to save me in 2021 actually cost $9.32 MORE?

And in 2022 I showed it would cost $18.93 MORE to have that same 4th of July cookout, thanks to “The Big Guy”?

Well, it’s Fourth of July 2023 and once again I’ve planned my usual Traditional American Cookout for America’s Birthday (which still doesn’t include pork chops, Joe).

Want to take a guess what happened to the price of my cookout this year?

Based on my calculations my 2023 4th of July cookout will cost $6.21 MORE.

Or stated another way:


Since Joe Biden entered the White House as (p)Resident in 2021
the cost of my modest July 4th Cookout has increased by $34.46.


If you want to compare my cookout to yours, and see my actual calculations, just…

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It’s Memeory Time Again! (Especially for Harvard)

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else.

This July 4th Weekend I figured while I’m recovering from my Saturday parties by resting up for my July 4th parties I might as well post a few more memes. As always, enjoy!

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Harvard University: Abolish Metitocracy, Embrace Mediocrity!

Some Context: Harvard University’s own admissions data indicated an Asian-American male with a 25 percent chance of admission would have a 35 percent chance if he were White, 75 percent if he were Hispanic and 95 percent if he were black. A majority of people surveyed stated while they support Affirmative Action they did not support using race to decide who’s admitted into college. And the US Supreme Court seems to agree:

“When a university admits students ‘on the basis of race, it engages in the offensive and demeaning assumption that [students] of a particular race, because of their race, think alike.”
John Roberts, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, writing for the majority, June 29, 2023.


The true definition of Bidenomics
(I didn’t create this fantastic meme, kudos to the person who did!)

Some Context: Allegedly, the Biden Family may have received $40,000,000 or more from foreign governments, business relationships, bribes, and political donors, using at least 20 shell companies to launder the money. But that’s nothing compared to the Clinton Family, who over 41 years in politics raised over $3,000,000,000 and controlled a Charitable Foundation which may have donated less than 6% of the money raised to charities.


Harvard University: "You may wish that you weren't Asian."

Some Context: While Harvard University’s admission process may have knowingly discriminated against Asians I sure don’t: I created this meme for Asians everywhere. For those not fluent in Simplified Chinese, the phrases are “You may wish that you weren’t Asian” and “Permit yourself to take care of you.” These phrases actually appeared in a “Anti-Asian Racism” Flyer published online by Harvard on June 26, 2020, which you can view in PDF format by clicking here.


All Hail Solar Power! (Which is destroyed by hail)

Some Context: On June 23, 2023 a severe thunderstorm moved through Wyoming and Nebraska, dropping hail which essentially destroyed the GenPro Energy Solutions’ 5.2MW Community Solar Project in Scottsbluff, NB which went operational in 2019. The 14,000 solar panels were claimed to be “very durable” and able to withstand most storms. Fox News reports residents will now have to receive their electrical power from the coal-powered Gerald Gentleman Station in Sutherland, NE, and /or the nuclear-powered Cooper Nuclear Station in Brownville, NE… plants quite capable of handling almost anything Mother Nature can deliver.


Harvard Racism: If they did it to blacks Harvard would be fired.

Some Context: Between 1964 and 1971 the black community conducted as many as 700 “civil disturbances” – most involving injuries and property damage in cities like Detroit, Watts, New York City, and Washington DC – to protest racial discrimination. More recently, the 1992 Los Angeles Riots and the 2020 Black Lives Matter Protests did considerable property damage and resulted in numerous deaths. Pointing this out isn’t “Racist” it’s “Fact”.

The US Supreme Court ruled Harvard University discriminated against Asians in their Admissions process by favoring black applicants over every other race (but, mostly over Asian applicants). One can only imagine what might have happened if Harvard had discriminated against blacks rather than Asians.


Dusty Baker wonders why no blacks are playing in the 2022 World Series

Some Background: Major League Baseball’s 2023 All Star Game will soon be held in Seattle, Washington, and what better time to “dust off” a news story from the 2022 World Series between the Houston Astros and the Philadelphia Phillies? Dusty Baker, manager of the 2022 Houston Astros said it “looks bad” there were no US-born black players in the 2022 World Series, adding that it “hurts” and that he “was ashamed”.

Which got me thinking… doesn’t the Manager of the team “play” in a baseball game? Must be true, because the Manager can be thrown out of a game, requiring the Assistant Manager to “play” in their place. And that’s why I created the meme.


Harvard violated the 14th Amendment? Guilty as charged.

Some Context: The US Supreme Court ruled that Harvard University violated Section 1 of the 14th Amendment of the US Constitution, specifically:
“…No State shall… deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

As Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his opinion for the majority:
“Eliminating racial discrimination means eliminating all of it. And the Equal Protection Clause, we have accordingly held, applies “without regard to any differences of race, of color, or of nationality”—it is “universal in [its] application.” For “[t]he guarantee of equal protection cannot mean one thing when applied to one individual and something else when applied to a person of another color.” “If both are not accorded the same protection, then it is not equal.” [citations removed]


What we believe, according to a Conservative.
(I didn’t create this meme, kudos to the person who did!)

Some Context: During and following the Black Lives Matter Protests a number of Liberals (and, maybe even a Conservative or two ;-) ) displayed a “banner of resistance” summarizing their “beliefs“. As a firm supporter of the First Amendment I have no problem with that, even if their beliefs might be overly simplistic, discriminatory, or misleading. Thankfully, the First Amendment also allows ANYONE to post their own set of beliefs. Which I also have no problem with, subject to the same caveats.


Would you let your grandfather do what Biden is doing?

It’s hard to believe a man who displays mental and physical difficulties on an ever-increasing basis was not only able to receive 81,000,000 votes to become president but can continue to “…faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States…”. That said, imagine if Joe Biden were YOUR grandfather: Would you put him through what Biden must be going through?


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It’s Memeory Time: Make Monday More Memorable!

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else.

Let’s see: It’s a Monday after the Red Sox lost to the Chicago White Sox, it’s the end of the month with a lot of expensive bills to pay, and it’s Monday (a day Brenda Spencer didn’t like). What better time to forget your Monday and enjoy some memes?

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Life would be easier if named Biden

Tax fraud, an illegal firearm, drug addiction, solicitation, womanizing, accusations of influence peddling, money laundering, human trafficking, & extortion… and, no jail time? That’s better than Living the Life of Riley, that’s Living the Life of Biden!


Logo: US Department of "Just Us".

While I’m on the subject of the Biden Family, as of 2022 80% of people surveyed believe America now has a Two-Tiered Justice System: One for those who are powerful, rich, or well-connected and the other for everyone else. Democrats may loudly proclaim there’s one set of rules for everyone and that no one is above the law, but it isn’t just about the rules and laws, it’s about how they are enforced and what punishment is given.


OceanGate Disaster vs. Ship of Illegal Aliens

Some Context: Here’s what motivated me to create this meme: “There is a potential tragedy unfolding with the submarine that is getting minute-to-minute coverage all around the world. This is understandable because we all want and pray that these folks are rescued. But, the fact that this has got so much more attention than the fact that 700 people sank is an untenable situation.” – Barack Hussein Obama, speaking in Athens Greece, June 23, 2023


Name one Holocaust ship FDR denied entry to.

Some Context: In 1939 the United States refused to allow the luxury liner SS St. Louis, carrying over 900 Jews escaping persecution by the anti-Semitic Third Reich, entry into Miami FL. The ship eventually returned to Antwerp Belgium, with 254 later killed during the Holocaust.

Did you know? Democrat President Franklin D. Roosevelt wanted Jews to be “spread thin” throughout the world to make sure they didn’t “overcrowd the professions“, and commissioned the “M Project“, a classified program to study how to accomplish this. Some historians have argued FDR stopped many plans to rescue Jews from the Holocaust.


Biden's Blinken Begs China to Cooperate

The person on Fox News who wrote the Chyron for this story probably got fired for stating the obvious. BTW: President Trump believes in the Ronald Reagan school of Foreign Policy: Peace through strength.


Rob Reiner Hates Trump for closing down Epstein's Island.
(A tip of the ‘ol Red Sox cap to LynneS700 for creating this meme!)

Did you know? To this day the FBI has not released Epstein’s complete list of clients who visited his secluded private island to enjoy sun, fun, food, drink, games…and allegedly the intimate company of very young women.


It's the New Transgender Taco!

This meme literally wrote itself. Note the image of a man holding a two-foot long hot dog from Casey’s Corner at Disney’s Magic Kingdom was from this webpage; I’ve flipped it make room for the text.


Joe Biden Announces the PRIDE Pinwheel.

I’ve written a few times about how LGBTQQIAAP Flags could be arranged to include a group hostile to non-heterosexuals. After seeing the arrangement a friend of mine who’s non-homosexual commented – rather naively – “No one would ever think to arrange the flags that way!” Well, at least one person did.


Build a World of Love & Inclusion!

Some Context: During the 2023 Pride Parade in New York City a small group of activists were chanting “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children!“, and this reminded me of the following quotes:

“We begin with the child when he is three years old. As soon as he begins to think, he gets a little flag put into his hand. Then he follows the school… We don’t let him go. And then when adolescence is passed, then comes [membership in the National Trade Union], which takes him again and does not let him go until he dies, whether he likes it or not.” - Robert Ley, Labor Chief, NSDAP, 1938
“If the older generation can not get accustomed to us, we shall take their children away from them and rear them as needful to the Fatherland.”
- Adolf Hitler, German Chancellor, June 1933


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Bud Light’s New Ad: Heterosexuals not Invited


“O divine art of subtlety and secrecy! Through you we learn to be invisible, through you inaudible, and hence we can hold the enemy’s fate in our hands.”
- Sun Tzu, “The Art of War” (Parts 6.7-12) written about 500 B.C.


After losing $28 BILLION in market value from their partnership with a biological male who self-identifies as a female and yet may still have their male parts, male DNA, and a complete lack of uterus or ovaries (and possibly even working mammaries), Anheuser-Busch has attempted to put it all behind them by ending their partnership, firing the VP of Marketing responsible for their disastrous ad…

…and releasing a new ad, called “Easy to Summer”, just in time for the Summer thirst season:

Fox News reported that “LGBTQ themes or any other sort of political statement were noticeably absent from the ad.”

And Fox was right: The direct, “In your face”, hard-line LGBTQIA+ sales pitch used in Bud’s last ad campaign is nowhere to be found.

However, a closer look also suggests something else that’s nowhere to be found: Heterosexuals.

Take a look at some of the subtle details I noticed while reviewing Bud’s new ad (right after I provide a necessary but honest caveat to keep Progressives calm):

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If Satanists Ran Major League Baseball

Recently during a pre-game ceremony the Los Angeles Dodgers honored the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” – a non-heterosexual leftist protest organization – by thanking them for their “…outstanding service to the LGBTQ+ community…” which includes using drag and religious imagery to satirize issues of sex, gender, and morality to raise money for the non-heterosexual community.

BTW: Here’s the “Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence” version of daVinci’s “Last Supper”:
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Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence portray Christ's Last Supper

Of course this got me thinking: What might America’s National Pastime be like if Satanists ran Major League Baseball? After all, the MLB has to think about how to pander to an LGBTQIA+ Community which has a potential purchasing power of $3.7 BILLION (despite being only 7.2% of the total US population), and it’s not like heterosexuals are going to be around forever (wot?), so now’s the time to shake things up a bit!

That said, here are some ways professional baseball could change the game experience to be more “inclusive” and “equitable“:

If Satanists Ran Major League Baseball

  1. More Relevant Pre-Game Ceremonies.
    Each game will still start with Pledge of Allegiance, with one slight modification: Instead of allegiance to the United States of America, the pledge is aimed at a higher (ahem…”lower”) authority – Satan him her cis zee trans themself!

    Just memorize this short pledge to The Lord of the Underworld and you’ll be a Satanist Baseball Fan in no time!
    “I am here to seal my Fate with blood.
    I accept there is no law, no authority, no justice
    Except my own
    And that culling is a necessary act of Life.
    I believe in one guide, Satan,
    And in our right to rule mundanes.
    I swear on my sinister-honour as a Satanist that from this day forth I
    will never surrender, will die fighting rather than submit to anyone,
    and will always uphold The Code of Sinister-Honour.”

    Now, in the interest of time, cleanliness and property safety the part of the pledge where everyone mutually bleeds on a piece of paper and burns it in a sacred caldron is skipped.

  2. Baserunning Circuit uses Four (4) Bases instead of Three.
    Traditional baseball uses three bases plus Home Plate: A player runs counterclockwise around the bases, and scores a “run” if they successfully cross Home Plate.

    How Satan runs the bases in baseball.Satanist Baseball adds a “Fourth Base”, with the player running in the directions shown at the right. The intersecting paths make for exciting action, especially when there are multiple players on base. “Runs” are still scored by successfully crossing Home Plate. To accommodate this new arrangement pitcher’s mound is moved back, which should result in slower pitches and much more hitting.

  3. Ten (10) Players per Team
    Adding an extra base will require adding an extra player, so teams will now have 10 players instead of the traditional nine. And did you know the number 10 signifies “completion and new beginnings“, making it the perfect number for Satanist Baseball.

  4. Baseball Game Scoring Changes
    Baseball Game Scoring SheetIn traditional baseball each team gets three outs per inning, the players are numbered from 1 to 9 (with the pitcher being Player 1, the catcher Player 2, etc. up to the right fielder who’s Player 9), each player can make three strikes for an out or four balls for a walk, and a variety of abbreviations and markings are used on the score sheet to indicate the play of the game (see right).

    In Satanist Baseball the player numbering changes: The pitcher is now Player 0, the catcher Player 1, etc. and each of the three outfielders are Player 6 (or, “6-6-6″). In addition there are three strikes in an out, three balls for a walk, and three outs, so for two teams this would also be “6-6-6″. Relying on the same easily-remembered number will make the game easier to understand.

  5. Six (6) Innings per Game
    Many fans complain a 9-inning baseball game is simply too long to hold the interest of anyone but the most devoted fan. Shortening the game to 6 innings makes gameplay more exciting, takes less time out of one’s busy schedule, and continues uses of the same easily-remembered number.

  6. Seventh Inning Sacrifice.
    Sure, the game’s only six innings long but why get rid of the “Seventh-inning stretch“? Instead, stay after the game and watch the “Seventh Inning Sacrifice” along with your fellow Satanists! After all, I’d hate to think you weren’t serious when you recited the Pledge of Allegiance before the start of the game: That would make you “mundane” and a candidate for “culling”, and the last thing you want right now is to be the center of attention.

  7. Exciting New Food Choices!
    Satanist Baseball isn’t content with the usual baseball stadium fare (well, maybe if the hamburgers are served raw…but, I digress ;-) ) There’ll be new foods to savor, such as Dragon Blood Wine, blood oranges, beet juice and borscht, pomegranate juice, red velvet cake, and pentagram-shaped french fries and pretzels! Yummy!
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  8. Washington D.C. Team Name Change
    Back in the day the Washington D.C. baseball team was called the Senators, then when they left the new team was formed in 2005 called the Nationals.

    In Satanist Baseball the name will change to the Washington Pentagrams: After all, if hidden pentagrams are good enough for the US Dollar Bill, the street layout of Washington D.C., and the Pentagon then it’s good enough for a baseball team!

      Freemason Symbol on the US Dollar Bill  Pentagram formed by Washington D.C.   The US Pentagon hides a pentagram


  9. Secular Neutrality.
    In Satanist Baseball we’re not here to celebrate Nationalism, Patriotism, Democracy, Laws, Morality, Military Heroes, and such like that there and things. No sirree, we’re here to celebrate only two things: Beelzebul and Baseball!

PLAY BALL! And…

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Added Bonus: Satan sings!


(Credit: The Devil’s song, from the movie “South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut“)

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Google: Your Privacy is worth $7.70, Get Your Money!

Did you know?

If you used Google Search anytime from October 25, 2006 to September 30, 2013 and clicked on any link from the search results then you may be entitled to receive $7.70 from Google.

Person snooping on computer userWhy?

Because Google was found guilty of “…storing and intentionally, systematically and repeatedly divulging its users’ search queries and histories to third parties… [including] users’ real names, street addresses, phone numbers, credit card numbers, social security numbers, financial account numbers and more…”
(image source: jcomp @ freepik.com)

What was the court case?

Google Referrer Header Privacy Litigation
United States District Court for the Northern District of California
Case No. 5:10-cv-4809-EJD

Google has agreed to pay $23,000,000 to settle two class action lawsuits involving how they monitored you while you used Google Search. (Google’s parent company Alphabet is currently worth $1.570 Trillion — that’s $1,570,000,000,000, BTW. And, if you’re curious, $23 Million is 0.0015% of Alphabet’s total value.)

Should you file a claim?

Back in 2006 about 63% of all online searches used Google, and as of May 2023 that number’s grown to about 93.12% of the search engine market, with people using Google 9 BILLION times a day: So, there’s an excellent chance you might have used Google Search and clicked a link in their search results at least once.

How do I file?

To receive your $7.70 you’ll need to click here to visit the settlement website, sign up for a Claimant ID Number, and then file a Claim using the ID number. You should get your money sometime after 60 days.

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