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It’s Friday AND Memeory Time? Yippie!

Posted on May 19, 2023 by museman

Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to ~~drive traffic~~ add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else.

Once again this is your lucky day! Click any meme below to see a much larger version appear in a new window.

Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

FYI: “California reparations committee demands state apologize for Reagan using term ‘welfare queen’ “, Fox News, May 10, 2023. There are no Caucasians on the 9-member Task Force (8 blacks and 1 Asian).

FYI: Seems obvious to me also.

FYI: “Masterful” only in the sense CNN revisited every major negative accusation – most of them false or baseless – levied against Trump during his Presidency. Read the entire transcript of CNN’s Town Hall with President Trump by clicking here.

FYI: The photo shows Flavio Briatore, Italian business tycoon and former Renault Formula 1 Manager, kissing his now ex-wife Elisabetta Gregoraci, former TV personality and WonderBra model. It’s a meme I didn’t create but do appreciate.

FYI: What’s that old saying? ““There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” A meme I wanted to create but someone beat me to it.

FYI: Under Joe Biden just about everything has gotten worse for America and Americans. Check out The Biden Inflation Tracker to see more bad news (but hey, no more bad tweets!)

FYI: Speaking of President Donald Trump, he’s the overwhelming favorite among possible GOP candidates and leads Joe Biden in a hypothetical presidential matchup. Of course this will probably change as soon as Democrats figure out a way to use Artificial Intelligence to “sway” the election

FYI: Larvae and pupae are the babies and children of bugs… Doesn’t that make you real hungry now?

FYI: Thanks to Joe Biden, as of October 2022 over 5,500,000 illegal aliens have entered the United States through Mexico, and Biden spends about $6,000,000 a day to stop the border wall from being finished.

FYI: Joe Biden set a modern record for the number of Executive Orders signed during a President’s first week in office. That’s not “Democracy, that’s “Dictatorship”.

Thanks for Reading!

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This Drink Cup is AWESOME!

Posted on May 10, 2023 by museman

Remember
You’re so awesome words can’t correctly describe it!

(Click image to enlarge it in a new window)

And also remember: Always try to have a happy thot no matter what!

Thanks for Reading!

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Finally! Presenting Charles III, King of England.

Posted on May 6, 2023 by museman

After 70 years Prince Charles was finally crowned King Charles III of England…
and it reminded me of another “wascal’s” kingly duties, courtesy of those goofball geniuses at the “Termite Terrace” on the back lot of Warner Brothers Studios:

Did you know? King Charles III is the oldest monarch ever crowned in British history, joining Joe Biden as the oldest person ever to be selected ceremonial leader of their respective countries.

And to commemorate his crowning (I mean Charles, not Joe), I might go off and play one of my favorite pinball machines:

“Medieval Madness”, released by Williams Electronic Games in 1997, designed by Brian Eddy, programmed by Lyman Sheats, and artfully decorated by Greg Freres & John Youssi.

Thanks for Reading!

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Fenway Fans Turn the Bud Lights Off

Posted on May 5, 2023 by museman

Congrats to the Boston Red Sox for a 4-game sweep
of the Toronto Blue Jays at Fenway Park!
Four games and four wins…for the fans!

Oh, and will the last fan out of Fenway Park kindly turn off the Bud Lights?

@luistejadabostonrealtor Fenway Park Bud light stand Ghost Town!

Thanks for Reading! (and, Go Sox!)

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The Problem is I’m not the Terrorist…YOU are!

Posted on May 5, 2023 by museman

Recently I saw this editorial image posted on LinkedIn and wanted to add a thoughtful, well-considered comment about how it embodied “The Hypocrisy of the Liberal“.

Unfortunately, only people in the poster’s list of contacts could comment on it… which means I couldn’t tell the poster how limiting comments to only those people who share your views might create a self-reinforcing echo chamber.

And so I’ll post my reply here:

Continue reading →

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Now YOU can Put the Spin on Biden’s Lies

Posted on May 3, 2023 by museman

If there’s one thing that’s impressive about pResident Joe Biden it’s his apparent natural, uncontrolled ability to lie throughout his entire 47 years in American politics.

Although, perhaps “Lie” is too strong a word: Maybe he’s just a bit forgetful, likes to make up stories from the past, or has trouble reading the teleprompter or detailed notes carefully prepared by his army of overly-protective ~~caretakers~~ staffers.

And unlike with President Trump – where liberal “Fact Checkers” labeled nearly everything he says as a “Lie” – the press uses gentler words like “false“, “inaccurate”, “misleading“, “tall tales“, “yarns“, “misspoke“, “incorrectly”, when reporting Joe’s lies because, hey, that’s just “Biden being Biden”

Regardless, here’s just one of his many “Lies”:

“Today, the most common price of gas in America is $3.39, down from over $5 when I took office.”
- Joe Biden, October 27, 2022 (Watch the video)

Nice try Joe, or should I say “Nice lie Joe.”:

According to Finder.com, the average price of regular gas was $2.39 when Joe took office on January 21, 2021, reached $5 on June 16, 2022, and was $3.80 per gallon when he spoke on October 27, 2022. As of April 23, 2023 the average price of gas was $3.66.

In fact, Joe Biden’s obsession with eliminating fossil fuels is costing the average car driver who uses 475 gallons of gas a year (12K miles @ 25.4 mpg) about $41 more per month.

If you’re jealous at just how well Joe Biden can put the spin on his lies, don’t be: Now you can put the spin on Joe Biden’s lies simply by spinning the “Joe Biden Lie-O-Later“!

It’s the Joe Biden “Lie-O-Lator”!

Click the image of “Lying Joe Biden” to randomly select one of
over 246 documented and verified lies Biden has told to date.

FYI: The 246 Biden Lies shown here were collected and verified by the staff at The Federalist between January 22, 2021 and March 8, 2023… and, the list keeps growing!

For more information on a specific lie told by Joe Biden
just click the Part containing the Lie Number.

Click Here for
Lies 1 to 59
(PART 1)

Click Here for
Lies 60 to 139
(PART 2)

Click Here for
Lies 140 to 246
(PART 3)

Added Bonus! 21 Made-Up Stories Biden Has Told As President

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn
vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice.
Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.” ― Joseph Heller, from his book "Catch-22".