It’s Memeory Time, so Let’s Cross some Borders!


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Don't Cross the Red Line!Let’s see: Feinstein’s no more, Hamas started a war, the Patriots are a bore, we’re worse off than before, and there’s more pain in store.

Why? Because they all willingly or unwillingly crossed a border of some sort (except for the New England Patriots, who couldn’t cross a goal line if they had a seeing-eye dog and a map).

Frankly, there’s no better time to enjoy my latest round of snarky memes, especially on a Taco Tuesday. And take your time eating because there’s a lot of memes to catch up on!


Unlike other websites who compile and publish memes created by other people in order to drive traffic add a touch of humor to their site I create almost all the memes I publish and only occasionally publish a meme from someone else. Note: Copyright is claimed on all content I’ve created and not otherwise covered by any third party. You can copy and republish any image but you can’t sell it, can’t modify my website link or logo on the image, and must include attribution.

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First, on a serious note, a death in the family is always traumatic and stressful for the survivors regardless of the deceased’s age or how they lived their life, as every life is precious: My condolences, sympathy, and prayers go out to the Feinstein family, and may God help you focus on the good times you shared with Dianne as you work through your grief. That said, not everyone agreed with everything she supported, and that includes me, as reflected in the following two memes:

Chinese Flags in the US at half-mast to honor Sen. Feinstein

Sen. Feinstein’s ties to China are known – she (unknowingly) employed a Chinese spy as an “office director” and personal driver for over 20 years, including when she had access to America’s defense intelligence, praised China as “Growing into a respectable nation“, and indirectly invested in China through her husband while pushing to expand trade with the Communist country.

Dianne, God wants to know why you supported abortion rights.

Sen. Feinstein was also a staunch defender of Abortion Rights in a state which intentionally doesn’t keep track of abortions. But don’t worry, Dianne: God knows how many abortions were performed in California even if California doesn’t, and He’ll be looking for your justification before He passes judgement.


My great meme on stores closing was stolen by looters!

(Looters also stole my clever caption. I guess that’s what happens when you live in a Democrat-controlled city that defunded the police, reduced felonies to misdemeanors, eliminated bail, allowed early release of prisoners, and lets homeless and drug addicts roam the downtown.)


Biden Remembers 9/11 by Paying Iran $6 Billion

Created this meme shortly after America commemorated the horrific and deadly attacks by radical Islamic terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001. Joe Biden was the first president since the attacks to not attend any ceremonies in New York, Washington D.C., or Pennsylvania, but did falsely claim he was at Ground Zero the day after the tragedy. I never thought that ransom payment might be used to launch a surprise attack against Israel less than a month later.


Hamas invaded Israel because Israel defended herself.

It’s no secret that Arabs and Jews have been fighting over who’s entitled to the remnants of the Ottoman Empire’s Levant region since the British defeated the Ottomans in 1922. Also, that US Democrat President FDR didn’t want Jews to “overcrowd the professions” and launched the top secret “M Project” to explore resettling Jews after World War II. We know the “Hamas Charter” calls for the destruction of Israel (Zion). And, that Palestinians have rejected at least 7 Middle East Peace Plans since 1922. Obviously, it must be Israel’s fault for defending herself, and not Hamas’ fault for rejecting peace and wanting Israel’s destruction. I guess I’ll just have to read Ezekiel Chapter 38 as I look out for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.


Commander in Chief Biden has got it all under control!

President Trump may have been known for “mean tweets” but he didn’t start any new wars during his presidency. Instead, Trump used his keen mind, financial embargoes, and military threats to keep North Korea, China, Russia, Palestine, and Iran from destabilizing the world with regional wars: Skills our current Commander-in-Chief appears to lack as Biden surrenders US weapons to the Taliban, funds Iran’s terrorist activities, allows Russia to invade Ukraine, Palestine to invade Israel, and potentially allows China to invade Taiwan. All this while depleting our military strength, strategic stockpile of oil, and federal budget.


Could this be Palestine's new flag if the conquer Israel?

When you’re a Jewish country surrounded by Muslim countries and you’re outnumbered by Muslims even in your own country you become very good at defending yourself. But, in the rare chance Iran succeeds in using Hamas to destroy Israel here’s my proposal for a new, more accurate Palestinian National Flag. (If English is your first language the motto reads “Death to the Infidel!” and the spokes read “Freedom”, “Independence”, “Subjugation”, and “Islam”, working clockwise from the top left.)


This CAPTCHA involves cameras which don't work when they should.

So let me see if I get this straight: Laura Boebert, a recently-divorced, very outspoken, and very attractive Conservative Republican and former bar owner, went to see the musical “Beetlejuice” at a theater in Denver Colorado with her date Quinn Gallagher, a registered Democrat and part owner of the Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar, a bar reported to host shows by cross-dressers, and during the show the couple was thrown out after being seen on video vaping, heckling, and exploring each other’s anatomies?

Wow, that’s not just odd but maybe even scandalous! What’s even more odd and scandalous is that a video surveillance system in a private theater works perfectly but government surveillance cameras always appear to fail exactly when they’re needed most. (BTW: Look closely at the meme to see “N212JE”, the tail designation for one of Jeffery Epstein’s private jets. His party jet, nicknamed the “Lolita Express“, was a Boeing 727 having tail designation “N908JE”)


Two Borders, only one makes a profit today.

Back in the day Borders Books was a great place to relax, read a book, have a cup of water, and use their internet to surf all day, and it was all free. While that didn’t cause Borders to go bankrupt it didn’t help. On the other hand, America’s Southern Border must be profitable to a lot of people: Democrats who see future voters, the rich who want cheap labor, companies who profit from providing government-funded services to border crossers, etc. That’s why one Borders has no customers while another border has plenty.


Border plans: Trump versus Biden

Joe Biden, after taking over 6 months to keep his campaign promise to stop Trump’s “Remain in Mexico” policy on “Day One“, allowed enough illegal aliens into the USA to embarrass Democrats bragging about their “Sanctuary Cities”. To solve the immigration “crisis” in cities like New York Biden’s solution was simple: Keep illegal aliens in Texas and increase a crisis which actually exists.


Illegal Aliens filled a stadium three times in Sept. 2023

Just how many people is Jokin’ Joe Biden allowing into the United States? Over 5,500,000 since he was sworn in as president in January, 2021. During September 2023 over 260,000 illegals entered the USA, enough to this college football stadium three times. And, keeping with the sports metaphor, illegal aliens are watching the game with their tickets, seats, food, and drink paid for by US Taxpayers.


Gov. Maura Healey (MA) wants more homeless!

Just like New York City, illegal aliens have been flocking to Massachusetts to get food, shelter, healthcare, and a bunch of other social services courtesy of “Sanctuary Cities” declared by the State’s Liberal Democrats. And Gov. Maura Healey’s solution to her illegal aliens crisis? Spend more money ($250 million) on them, expand homeless services, enlist the National Guard to help out, ask Massachusetts residents to house the homeless, and further burden the State’s taxpayers with the added cost. By golly, THAT should stop more homeless from showing up ;-)


Biden's border control plan? Surrender the Southwest to Mexico!

When it comes to border control good old Joe Biden sure is smart: After getting elected by promising he’d stop Trump’s “Remain in Mexico” policy on “Day One” he stopped construction of the border wall, welded gates the wall open, auctioned off $300 Million worth of border wall materials for $2 Million, lost track of 177,000 illegals, and abandoned immigration enforcement. His solution is simple: Ignore 26 Federal Laws to build a 20-mile section of Trump’s Border Wall. To be honest, it would be a lot easier and cheaper to just give America’s Southwest back to Mexico.


Men who are indiscreet are elected but women are not?

If you believe in the saying “It’s a Man’s World” then here’s another data point to reinforce your belief. I’ll leave it to you to figure out the identities of the womanizer, fantasizer, and creepy shower men, and of the woman who livestreamed her bedroom activities with her husband for some extra cash. Note the image of the woman created by wayhomestudio and courtesy of Freepik.com.


Celebrate Heterosexual Pride! And, make some babies!

Did you know that October 11th is “National Coming Out Day“, which marks the anniversary of the National March on Washington D.C. for Lesbian and Gay Rights in 1987? It’s celebrated as a day for people to announce their sexual preferences and others to recognize and accept their choice. So, in the spirit of “inclusion“, “understanding“, and “tolerance” let’s not forget to recognize and accept those who identify as “Heterosexual”: After all, without them there wouldn’t be a non-Heterosexual Community.


Kamala Harris - An expert at handling a big black gun!

The other day I mentioned to my Conservative colleagues if Joe Biden leaves office due to resignation, the 25th Amendment, or death Kamala Harris could become President of the United States without ever directly winning a majority of registered voters in any election: She was either appointed to her position, won using Ranked Choice Voting (where you must vote for more than one candidate), or faced no opposition. (Click here to see her election history). Now THAT’S “Democracy!”. BTW: Knowing who California Democrat Willie Brown is makes the meme hilarious.


Jamaal Bowman - Pulling it for The People!

US Rep. Jamaal Bowman, a Democrat representing New York’s 16th Congressional District, claimed he “accidentally” pulled a fire alarm in the House Office Building as Congress was at the deadline for a vote on a budget extension. Hold on a second: Why wouldn’t a former Bronx middle school principal be an expert in fire alarms and emergency doors? Back when I was in high school students routinely pulled an alarm to cancel class, avoid a test, or show off. Perhaps Bowman’s “accidental” fire alarm might have delayed the budget vote and shut down the government, at which point Democrats – including perhaps Bowman himself – could blame Republicans.


Professor of "Honesty" caught being dishonest? Honest!

Here’s a case of “the Truth being Stranger than Fiction”: Harvard Professor Francesca Gino, whose research “focuses on judgment and decision-making, negotiation, ethics, motivation, productivity, and creativity”, was accused by the website Data Colada in 2021 of fabricating data in four of her published research papers. Professor Gino is suing Harvard and Data Colada for $25 million, claiming defamation and sexual discrimination. Honest!


What do cars, bikinis, and flags have in common? Climate change!


Thanks for Reading!

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