Who can Save NYC? The Mamdani Man Can!


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“Toute nation a le gouvernement qu’elle merite.”
(“Every country has the government it deserves.”)
Joseph de Maistre, French diplomat & writer (1753-1821)
letter of 13 Aug. 1811

The New York State Assembly (lower chamber) has been controlled by Democrats since 1992 – 33 years, while Democrats have controlled all of State government – the Governor, Senate, and Assembly – since 2018. And in New York City, Democrats comprise the majority of voters in almost every election since 1900: During the 2024 Presidential Election 68% of the votes were Democrat.

With Democrats literally controlling both New York City and New York State for years one might conclude that Democrats could be responsible for many of the problems confronting New York City residents: The highest individual tax burden in the country, a crumbling infrastructure, its’ unaffordable cost of living, rising homelessness, increased non-violent crime, perhaps even the New York Yankees having arguably the worst inning in World Series history (well, maybe not that last item).

So, of course, when election time rolls around and voters complain that a change is needed to solve the city’s problems Democrat voters vote for change by simply electing a different Democrat.

It’s as if they want to continually prove that old adage “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.”

And the 2025 NYC Mayoral Election was no different, with NYC voters electing another Democrat, but this time the “change” is that he’s a Muslim, Marxist, and reportedly anti-Semite named Zohran Mamdani who has promised Free Bus Fares, Rent Controls, Childcare for All, and City-run Grocery Stores, all to be paid for by taxing the “Rich”.

Did you know? Of the 4,769,787 million registered voters in NYC (as of 1 Nov 24) only 34% (2,055,921) voted in the 2025 Mayoral Election.

Zohran Mamdani received 50.4% of those votes, with Cuomo, Sliwa, Other, and Adams receiving the remaining 49.6%.

This means 1,036,184 people voted for Mamdani.

Stated another way:
78.28% of active registered voters did not support Zohran Mamdani
.

Mayor-elect Mamdani has already called his election a “Mandate”. But that’s hardly the case.

Only time will tell what Zohran Mamdani will eventually do to New York City, and he won’t even be sworn into office until January 1, 2026. In the meantime there’s only one thing to do: SING!


Mamdani Man
(Sung to the tune “The Candy Man”, written by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley for the 1972 film “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory” )

Mamdani Man, hey, Mandani Man

“Alright everybody, gather around
Mamdani Man is here
Now, what kind of stuff do you want?
Free bus rides? Cheap rents?
Higher pay? Anything you want
You’ve come to the right man because
I’m Mamdani Man!” (whoo)

Mamdani Campaign Buttons!
Who can run for Mayor? (who can run for Mayor?)
Looks attractive too (looks attractive too)
Full of lots of promises of giveaways for you

Mandani Man (Mamdani Man)
Oh, Mamdani Man can (Mamdani Man can)
Mamdani Man can ’cause he makes an intifada
Sound really, really good (really really good)

Zohran and his Winter Cap
Who supports the Marxists? (who supports the Marxists?)
Even quotes a few (even quotes a few)
Wants to tax the rich and then start punishing the Jews

Mamdani Man (Mamdani Man)
Mamdani Man can (Mamdani Man can)
Mamdani Man can ’cause he covers it with words
To make Marxism sound good (makes Marxism sound good)

Mamdani w/ Icons
Bridge:
Mamdani Man will make every move he makes
Interestingly suspicious
Forget about your childhood wishes
You will have just empty dishes
Mamdani Grabs it all!
Oh, who can make tomorrow? (who can make tomorrow?)
Into a bad dream (into a bad dream)
Take away the milk as he collects up all the cream

Mamdani Man (Mamdani Man)
Oh, Mamdani Man can (Mamdani Man can)
Mamdani Man can ’cause he covers it with words
To make Sharia look good (make Sharia look good)

What?!? OMG!
Bridge:
Mamdani Man will make all he’ll legislate
Agonizing and capricious
Forget about your future wishes
You won’t even have your dishes
Mamdani Grabs it all!
Who can make tomorrow? (who can make tomorrow?)
Full of problems fast (full of problems fast)
Hand you all the sorrow and collect up all your cash

Mamdani Man (Mamdani Man)
Mamdani Man can (Mamdani Man can)
Mamdani Man can ’cause he’ll back it up with rules
To make a Socialist of you (makes a Socialist of you)

I'm broke!
Mamdani Man can ’cause he mixes it with force
To make a Islamist of you (makes an Islamist of you)

Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man
(Makes Sharia look good)
Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man
(Makes Sharia look good)
Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man, Mamdani Man

It's the Koran!
Government Will do it to You

“If your government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is big enough to take away from you everything you have.”
– Unattributed saying, cited in print from 1952.

Added Bonus:
Here’s the original, from the movie “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory”


Note that the shopkeeper spends the entire song giving away his candy to a group of innocent, impressionable young kids who have no idea they’ll eventually be paying far more than it’s worth.

Thanks for Reading!


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