Congratulations to America’s Constitutional Republic!


Trump 2024: A Clean Sweep, let's MAGA!


Thanks to the United States Constitution, legal American citizens get to elect a President & Vice President every four years, and every two years elect all Representatives and 1/3rd of the Senators in the Congress. And they do it of their own free will, uncoerced, in private, and anonymously.

It’s the best system of government devised by Man. Since 1788.

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Help End the Suffering of Celebrities!

A Public Service Announcement, Brought to you by The MUSEman

Let's all Scream!She/her in red dress is very anxious!Every day rich, successful, Liberal celebrities all over the United States are suffering.

Why? Because Donald J. Trump has been re-elected President of the United States in a landslide victory given to him by Deplorable people.

People who are Fascists, Seditionists, Insurrectionists, Racists, Sexists, Phobics, Bible-clutchers, and Gun-owners.

People brainwashed into defending America’s obsolete Founding Principles & Virtues.

People who are Garbage.

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To All Veterans: Thank You! (2024)

Who preserves America's Freedoms? The Veteran!

Here’s a big, hearty, and heartfelt “Thank you!” to all who’ve served!

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What’s the “Trump Effect”? Ask Joshua Jake!

The real adults are truly back in charge, and they aren’t even technically “in charge” yet.

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I Listened to Jimmy Kimmel’s Terrible Night

What Jimmy Kimmel said during his monologue:
(after Donald J. Trump was re-elected President)

“Let’s be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech; it was a terrible night for poor people, for the Middle Class, for seniors who rely on Social Security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the Truth, for Democracy, and decency.”

What I heard him say:

“Let’s be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night

• for women who want abortion on demand, right up to the moment of birth;

• for children, whose genitals Liberals want to mutilate at the moment a child exhibits behavior expresses curiosity about another gender;

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Nov. 6, 2024: A Mandate (and, a Republic, if we can keep it)


Powel House, Philadelphia, PA

244 South Third Street, Philadelphia, PA
September 17, 1787
Elizabeth Willing Powel (rich Socialite):
“Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?
Dr. Benjamin Franklin:
A republic, if we can keep it.
Elizabeth Willing Powel:
“And why not keep it?”
Dr. Ben Franklin:
“Because the people, on tasting the dish, are always disposed to eat more of it than does them good.”

On November 5th, 2024 we witnessed an historic election not seen in at least 20 years, where Donald J. Trump was re-elected by a truly diverse, inclusive, and equal “Melting Pot Majority”: More voters from almost every demographic – Hispanic, Latino, Youth, Urban, Suburban, Education – cast their vote for a Conservative candidate.

And the (legal) citizens of America’s Constitution Republic voted their values:

• Preservation of America’s Founding Documents

• Traditional values: God, Freedom, Family, Country

• National Security & Sovereignty

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