It’s been quite awhile since my last “Memeory Time”, due to a number of factors including a couple weeks where my computer was blocked from my own website (perhaps thanks to someone or some software somewhere thinking I was launching a brute-force attack on my own website, or maybe a conflict between my network and security software, or an overly-restrictive WordPress setting by my internet host provider, or something. I recall I was told the reason was “some setting” at the server …but, I digress 
As you may suspect, now I have plenty of Memeories to savor, even if some have gone past their “Best By” date caused by the delays.
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Erika Lee, a woman from Springfield, Ohio, mentioned in a Facebook post that a neighbor remarked local Haitian immigrants may be “eating pets” after discovering her cat was missing. Despite police video footage of a woman being arrested for allegedly eating a cat, and residents testifying to the City Council of immigrants eating ducks, “Fact Checkers” deemed such incidents a hoax.
My Memeory contemplates an opportunity for a new, tasty, nutritious pre-packaged food item targeted towards cat lovers.
What happens when America’s Federal Government is spending billions of dollars on fighting a war thousands of miles away which may have no immediate or long-term impact on America’s National Security or Sovereignty, or to make sure “Equity” exists everywhere and in everything they say and do? Well, FEMA may announce there may not be enough money for to fight the devastation caused by Mother Nature inside your own country.
Believe it or not, someone’s offering a “Kamala 2024 Scented Candle“, claimed to be sustainable and vegan, and “smell like inspiration”. Not only do I applaud their capitalistic creativity, and hope their product’s successful, but they’ve inspired me to imagine what a “Kamala Harris Perfume” might look like. And, whether she’s selected president or not, it’s sure to be a winner!
Did you Know?
Apparently, Kamala Harris’ favorite perfume is Jo Malone Lime Basil & Mandarin Perfume for women, only $165 for the 100ml (3.5 oz.) spray bottle
(If it’s not obvious to you why this Memeory is probably true then you might not know how Kamala Davi Harris obtained her first two positions in politics.)
During Donald J. Trump’s time in politics Democrats have labeled him and his loyal supporters “Bible-clutchers”, “Deplorables”, “Fascists”, “Homophobes”, “Insurrectionists”, “Islamaphobes”, “Misogynists”, “Nazis”, “Seditionists”, “Transphobes”, “Womanizers”, and more
Recently, Joe Biden – America’s gravity-challenged, stumbling, bumbling, brain-addled, physically deteriorating, mispronouncing, grifting gaffe machine – has labeled Trump’s supporters with a term which could encompass all of those other ones: “Garbage“.
Personally, with the 2024 Election being a close race Joe might still need to convince voters to vote for his Vice President, Kamala Harris: So, my Memeory suggests how he might do that.
Hurricane in North Carolina has left the western portion of that state utterly devastated, which may make early voting – or, in fact, any voting at all – by those residents difficult if not impossible. But, no worries, I’m sure the Democrats will be more than happy to help by voting on your behalf…even if that’s illegal
Frankly, it’s probably better to harvest them this way rather than use a few campaign workers, hundreds of Community Organizers or 2,000 Mules to do it.
Now obviously this Memeory isn’t true, there are no actual battles taking place during this Presidential Election. But, who’s to say what will Liberal Progressive Socialist Democrats and their radical left-wing groups might do if Donald J. Trump wins on November 5th? Based on their rioting in Washington, D.C. during Trump’s inauguration, and how they destroyed America during the BLM Riots of 2020, I suspect I’ll be creating another meme about “battlegrounds” shortly.
Here’s an inspirational book from my bookshelf, where Kamala Harris describes how she entered politics, rose to nationwide prominence, was selected Vice President and then selected as presidential candidate, and is on the verge of becoming the leader of the Free World, by “grinding it out”. While there’s no independently-verified proof Kamala ever worked at McDonalds, which means we must believe her, I can state with confidence that this book is completely real and available now despite no actual evidence… which means you must believe me
Way back in 2012 I posted a clever photo taken of Obama standing behind his teleprompter, nicknamed “TOTUS”, for “Teleprompter of the United States“. With Kamala seemingly unable to string together anything other than linguistic Word Salads, even with the aid of a teleprompter, it seemed about time that 2012 posting got updated.
My Memeory pretty much sums up any editorial comment I might write, except for the observation that Liberals always appear to complain this way a whole lot more than Conservatives.
Making sure you get your minimum dose of Vitamin C every day is a good idea: It’s an antioxidant that helps protect your cells against the damaging effects of free radicals which could cause anemia, bleeding gums, bruising, wounds slow to heal, heart disease, cancer and other diseases.
Vitamin C, of course, is “ascorbic acid”, and is found in many fruits and vegetables. Liberal Kool-Ade also contains plenty of Vitamin C, although the “C” here stands for “Communism”. And, as I’m a nice person, I won’t say that drinking lots of Liberal Kool-Ade every day could turn one into a Liberal fruit or vegetable because that joke’s too obvious.
Disclaimer: “Kool-Ade” should not be confused with “Kool-Aid”, a brand of powdered drink mix and drink product marketed by Kraft Heinz.
What happens when a genetically-engineered virus developed in China closes down America’s economy, forcing people to switch to food delivery services, followed by massive inflation skyrocketing the price of food, forcing people to cut back on going to restaurants and cook at home, along with risky marketing decisions in attempt to bring customers back?
Sit-down restaurants like Applebee’s, Boston Market, Denny’s, Outback Steakhouse, and more are forced to close their locations, while others such as BurgetFi, Buca di Beppo, Red Lobster, Roti, Tijuana Flats, and others have declared bankruptcy. Even fast-food chains are affected.
The industry’s latest casualty is TGI Friday’s: After closing 36 locations at the beginning of 2024 they’ve now shuttered 50 more locations, further reducing their locations from 270 to just 163 nationwide. As rumors of their impending bankruptcy swirl, perhaps it’s time for them to revise their logo.
When you’re interviewing for a brand new job it’s a good idea to have a strong resume, verified accomplishments, positive references, professionalism, manners, and neat attire, then confidently and calmly put your best foot forward: Especially if that job is President of the United States.
Everything Democrat presidential candidate Kamala Davi Harris seemingly didn’t do during her interview with Brett Baier of FOX News. The liberal media called their exchange “testy”, “heated”, “combative”, and “ugly”, and with good reason: When your campaign platform is weak, you have problems answering unscripted, hard-hitting questions from a seasoned reporter, and spend time bashing your opponent rather than focusing on your strengths there’s bound to be fireworks. And, a whole new set of interview tips you probably shouldn’t follow when trying to land your dream job.
When running for political office what’s the best way to get tens of thousands of your loyal, adoring fans to attend your campaign rally? Why, make sure they’re someone else’s fans, that’s how! Just spread a rumor that a famous celebrity will give a live performance during your rally and the arena will be filled tighter than a subway train during rush hour. It’s a strategy so effective Kamala Harris used it not once, but twice, thanks to stars like Beyonce and Bruce Springstein.
Liberal Democrats and their complicit media were quick to attack Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden on October 27, 2024, comparing it to a rally held there in 1939 by the pro-Nazi German-American Bund, and labeling Trump’s rally as racist, vulgar, and vitriolic.
One might suspect Democrats are experts at recognizing when a rally is racist, vulgar, and vitriolic: Their National Convention of 1924 – also held at Madison Square Garden – was nicknamed the “Klanbake”: Their leading candidate William Gibbs McAdoo, son-in-law of Democrat President and known racist Woodrow Wilson, ran on a platform which was racist and opposed immigrants, liquor, and political corruption, while 20,000 Klansmen gathered for a massive rally in New Jersey against New York Governor Al Smith McAdoo’s opponent. The 1924 Convention was the most chaotic, contentious convention in history, requiring 103 ballots over 16 days to finally approve a candidate and almost destroying the Democrat Party.
This meme – which I didn’t create – speaks for itself: “Privilege” is just a word used by Liberals to justify Wealth Redistribution from the workers to healthy, able, young, and perhaps even capable non-workers.
Based on Joe Biden’s life-long political career, his scandalous son Hunter, the Biden family’s questionable self-enrichment, and Joe’s gradual cognitive decline, one might think this book could write itself and become a nationwide best-seller. But, of course, this book is just a Memeory from my imagination.
It must be Human Nature: Beautiful women surround themselves with less attractive ones to look prettier, rich people with poorer ones to appear richer, thin persons with bigger ones to look slimmer, and smart ones with dumber ones to appear smarter. Or maybe it’s the other way around, who knows?
One thing we do know is the principle of smart people teaming with a dumber person to appear smarter sure seems to work for the Democrat Party. I didn’t create this meme, but thank the person who did.
Kamala Davi Harris sure is in a tough situation: She’s been Biden’s Vice President for almost four years, so she’s an accomplice in his many failures (and, responsible for a couple of her own), and yet must try to downplay those failures hoping enough people will forget or ignore them to make her America’s next president. That’s quite a burden she’s trying to unburden herself from, and let’s hope American’s are not so dumb that they make her look smart.
Before a Federal Judge ruled the Harris/Biden immigration policy of “Catch and Release” was illegal and ordered it stopped over 225,000 illegal aliens were released into the United States. A part of me thinks that this person wasn’t one of them, and probably isn’t an illegal alien.
Although there’s absolutely no independently confirmed proof that Kamala Harris ever worked at a McDonald’s – only her word that her mother told her she did – we do know that perhaps 12 portions of Kamala Harris’ book “Smart on Crime” may have been stolen from other sources.
“I worked at McDonald’s. I did the french fries and I did the ice cream…If we want to talk about these Golden Arches being a symbol for the best of America, well, the arches are falling short.”
- Kamala Harris, to striking McDonald’s workers in Las Vegas, 2019BTW, personally, I still have records of employment from (nearly) every paid job I’ve ever had… for tax purposes, of course
Here’s another inspirational book from my (imaginary) bookshelf, where Kamala Harris describes her literary career using words and ideas from other people she hasn’t given credit to. How Joyful!
Hey kids, why color inside the lines, spend hours studying, torture yourself trying to diagram sentences or make sure your participles aren’t dangling when the real money’s made by copying the smart kid’s paper, putting your name on it, and taking the credit? Oh, and being raised in a middle-class family doesn’t hurt, either.
Remember how Democrats and RINOs admired and supported Donald J. Trump until he decided to run as a Conservative candidate for president? Seems they treated Russian President Vladimir Putin the same way. Kudos to the person who created this meme.
Remember that last meme about Democrats admiring Donald J. Trump until he decided to run as a Conservative candidate for president? Here’s an example, courtesy of Liberal Democrat and two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Years ago making an observation, formulating a hypothesis, collecting information, verifying facts, investigating their relationships, and drawing a conclusion used to be called “responsible journalism” or the “Scientific Method”. Today, anyone who makes an observation that Liberals, Democrats, or their complicit media or “Fact-checkers” don’t like are labeled “Conspiracy Theorists!”, even if the claim is eventually proven true. Welcome to the Liberals’ version of the First Amendment.
If you’ve read my series on “Vintage Propaganda for Today’s Truths” you already know propaganda typically caricatures an opponent in a simple, evil manner, exaggerating their features and focusing on a potential danger they pose if not defeated, while written or spoken propaganda casting everything the opponent does in a negative, threatening light.
In the Democrats’ constant barrage of anti-Trump propaganda here’s something they’ll never tell you. My thanks to whoever created this meme, and I’m sure many more examples of Trump’s generosity and compassion exist.
I released a similar Memeory involving Alexandria Occasio-Cortez back in March, and now is a good time to wonder if Kamala enjoys the same level of higher-level thinking.
In the world of betting “hedging” a bet is betting on the opposite result of a bet you’ve already made: If your original bet wins you’ll make a lot of money, but if your original bet loses your “hedge bet” will make sure you don’t lose too much (or, may even win a tiny bit of money). It can be fun, exciting, and prudent to make a hedge bet while your favorite sports team is playing, but when it comes to Democrats making billions of dollars in bets on a nation which could result in a global nuclear war one has to question if their Foreign Policy is truly “foreign”.
Believe it or not, someone’s offering a “Kamala 2024 Scented Candle“, claimed to be sustainable and vegan, and “smell like inspiration”. Not only do I applaud their capitalistic creativity, and hope their product’s successful, but they’ve inspired me to imagine what a “Kamala Harris Perfume” might look like. And, whether she’s selected president or not, it’s sure to be a winner!
Did you Know?
Apparently, Kamala Harris’ favorite perfume is Jo Malone Lime Basil & Mandarin Perfume for women, only $165 for the 100ml (3.5 oz.) spray bottle. Not bad for someone “raised in a middle-class family” in Canada: I get my Men’s Cologne at the local Dollar store for $1.25.
During wartime it was common practice for pilots to mark their aircraft with the number of enemy fighters they shot down or number of successful bombing missions. And one of the most successful fighter squadrons of World War II was the Flying Tigers, easily identified by a menacing, colorful tiger mouth emblazoned on the nose of their planes.
With some estimates of hundred of thousands of birds and bats being killed by the giant, slowly-rotating blades of hundreds of large wind turbines perhaps they should be decorated in the same manner. Except for wind turbines located at sea: They could be emblazoned with tiny images of whales who may be affected by the low frequencies emitted by the rotating blades.
Speaking of large wind turbines…
Nuff ced.
Thanks for Reading!
